people don’t actually like the taste of beer, right? they just pretend they do when they’re around friends?
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz but it would be YOUR anime girl art repost account and that makes it special
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz helicon focus was what i used for macro photography, truly a magic piece of software
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@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net i got a nice little mountain bike. mongoose is a pretty cheap brand, but the only thing that’s stock on the bike is the actual frame lol
i have been completely buck broken by my cats. i can’t leave even a cup of water unattended because the little shits will either drink from it or knock it over. so i have to carry my water with me when i go to the bathroom. so humiliating
if you’re not masturbating with me, i have to assume that you’re masturbating against me
guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭
"and you were right to push back against that" how about i push my dick against yours, claude. how about that
kicking my legs in bed because im so excited i get to ride the train this weekend
claude, fuck my husband. make no mistakes
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working remote is a trap because you're like "hehe what if i actually start at 10am today" and then you're stuck working until 6pm
accidentally revealed my power level not once not twice but 3 times at work today and i think the intern is scared of me now
gonna tell my kids this is the green card
im very happy with myself now that i have to wear a belt again, but it is super annoying that i didn't bring one with me on this trip and i have to hold my cargo shorts up manually smh
prettyboy reservoir just a week away. woohoo! i am so excited about this information
be the reason your support call is escalated
brain, brain, go away
don't come back another day
making a list of things i saw and did in dc to tell my parents about and conveniently leaving out the part where i got manhandled and violated
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz although it's kind of a trap... you end up staying up later to get more time for yourself and then you're fucked
i so hope count binface wins against farage, it'll be the best timeline
turns out $10 sunglasses are more than twice as good as $5 sunglasses. and i don't look like a methhead anymore!
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@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz i was poked and prodded and massaged and had my muscles felt up by two guys who i watched have sex. i was the party favor, basically
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz my condolences. i love working remote because i can shift my workday to be from 12 to 8 pretty easily
heat stroke? you gotta start using lube man
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@whirly@netzsphaere.xyz i have a sickness, i'm telepathic but only for when men are posted on my timeline
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@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co i think you can actually see that info on the can bus, but you need a $10 chinese adapter to read it
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@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co yeah, if you get an obd2 scanner you can read the status codes your car throws up
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of course i immediately went to the nearest atm and pulled out $300 so i wouldn't have to pay the sales tax. the storeowner even threw in a new seat for free. bless
happy 6.7 day!
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@lain@lain.com it saddens me when a channel with potential uses the most generic claude script imaginable. i don’t need you to read me the llm generated summary about lfp battery chemistry, i want you to at least pretend you’ve read the wikipedia page about it!!!!!!
flex (they approve anyone, this isn't special)