Vinnewed Goblin

@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club @histoire3@shota.house @Mamako@tsundere.love @mischievoustomato@tsundere.love breeding, mating, reproducing, copulating, and dishwasher

@Junes@clubcyberia.co who’s gonna stop you

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co thanks orange nigga

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co no that’s @chir@tsogol.tsiran.org , who is definitely not me

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co @phnt@fluffytail.org @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com iPhones too Also there’re based on time so if you reset one of them back to 1970, which happened sometimes I think on battery discharge, you’d be locked out for 40+ yrs

@Junes@clubcyberia.co trans affirming shitpost

@lain@lain.com unlocked a memory of viewing a certain black and white gif on wikipedia on my ipod touch, repeatedly or was it my psp?

@lain@lain.com homelander was drinking titty milk & masturbating pathetically like, season 1 how any of these weird White Pride losers thought he was cool is beyond me

@lain@lain.com flat circle etc

Trading? In *my* trading card game? It’s more likely than you think

@djsumdog@djsumdog.com @Junes@clubcyberia.co

but in reality Federal courts upheld the Ahmaud Arbery conviction in 202 Based, those dumb fucking hicks couldn’t have been any more obvious

that happened to the Soviets too. "Hypernormalization" I hadn’t heard that term before but it seems fitting. I’m from an ex soviet nation, fairly familiar otherwise though. Though birthed from some random article and spread virally by TikTokers and other cretins, I like this general sentiment about the fall of empires: One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it”

im out of shit to do in this stupid gacha game but i want to keep playing it but there's nothing for me to fucking do in it right now. like, im out of content. i can re-run stuff but it won't give me any loot until next week. like let me play you, man

Two buses passing by each other just did “shave and a haircut” at each other
Like one of them did the first bit, and the second immediately finished with the last two notes. Perfect timing and everything
Very cute

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer hate that i'm no big fan of snowy conditions (why am i in the north?) but i feel that winter should at least have the decency of looking pretty (which, i have to admit, snow does) muddy and wet without snow is a bummer

people who write reviews on earbuds are cattle
its all like this:
4 out of 5 stars! t heyre great! i love them! they disconnect frequently and do bursts of static at times. they look cool! sound quality is great. it hurts my ears a lot. the left one dies before the right one and also sounds worse.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love no i just dont want her sucking anything i wouldnt suck ;)

chamich has been really disappointing today.

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer you’re somewhere it sets at 4:30 but no winter? Fuck that come back up here then brother

Got lucky in NTE!
Pulled Lacrimosa AND her limited skin! Got the skin before her actually, only rolled like 76 times
And then j also got her signature arc on my first 10 roll

The Porsche collab went a bit worse
13 pulls to get the Zero skin. I’m bankrupt now. Gonna grind up and see if I can’t pull the Porsche on pull 14 because god knows I won’t be able to afford pull 15.

@zonk@shitposter.world what do you mean?

First ever sauna experience
That was great
I wanna do that all the time now

Like an antelope probably

Male salon

@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love cant relate

@zonk@shitposter.world oh gotcha gotcha That may be true One time when I was like 20 and buying smokes, guy skipped it. I asked if he was gonna and he laughed like I was joking 🙃

Wild to know that people unironically look down on “transplants” (ie someone living in a city that they weren’t born in) Who the fuck stays in the city they were born in? How fucking boring are you? Then it’s wilder to learn that some people can trace their family back hundreds of years. And all those generations of people all lived in the same town. What the fuck lmao

>pack of 2 shorts for $15
>negative reviews for "cheap quality"

are you retarded what did you think you were getting

Born to be a pretty girl forced to be a fat nigguh tbh

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer housekeeping time, eh?

@vii@dsmc.space no shot anyone actually says it like that wtf

Wife swears by her Powerbeats fits but man they sound kinda tinny to me? Bleh

@vii@dsmc.space >they’re too poor to even know about macos

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer sunset at 3:30pm

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com slop? on my tl? its more likely than you think

hotel manager (franchise owner?) began shouting at me while i was speaking very politely & reasonably
i stayed reasonable, he kept shouting
well, turns out even when medicated to hell and back I can shout louder and angrier than some lanky old faggot so now we have a night comped :)
came here to get away from stress, yknow. bastard

Shortcuts are cool
I can say “hey siri turn off the desktop” and my computer fucking dies it’s great

Road trip time!

@zonk@shitposter.world explains why I’ve basically never been IDd lol

Nail salon? I hardly know salon!

Any of you use an iOS app to connect to your subsonic servers?
Appregi looks nice but functionality is ass. Would appreciate suggestions. Don’t mind paying
If you’ve used android, Symfonium is the standard I’m looking for

Arrived at destination some hours ago
Gorgeous here
The cabin is a loft which is neat but slightly inconvenient

@menherahair@eientei.org the what

@vii@dsmc.space that’s weird because bitches love me cuz they know that I can rock (also rhyme, fuck, and be on time)

First day of that free bootcamp thing on Saturday. Mainly interested in JavaScript and hopefully getting a better understanding of git, but they’re gonna start with html and css which I’m a lot less interested in. Sort of kicking myself for ignoring html when I had ample reason to mess with it like 16 years ago as a teen but whatever it doesn’t seem too hard so far. Markdown is a bit harder for me to keep straight in my head than html is and that’s not saying much haha

Spider in the bed
Ran away but still on bed somewhere
Ohno

@menherahair@eientei.org idk who she is but wife Grass is always greener etc

@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@menherahair@eientei.org i just think markdown's neat. i use it to maintain a small db of personal notes/knowledge/etc. low level languages scary D: i of course want to learn but i think for something like that i definitely need a proper class - i cant self study for shit ive had bitburner sitting in my steam library for like 4 years and never once launched it. may give it a shot, then lol

yeah this is exactly what i needed
chilling in a log cabin with my wife and our dog, enjoying nature, eating good food
so comfy