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@Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club @bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social @techriot @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love How about @M_39@detroitriotcity.com and @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st for posting boobie boys in this very thread

@nugger@poa.st Mymy would have supported Dark Leopold if the edgy jokes weren't written for plausible deniability

@WTFPurpleAlpaca @wizardmanperson This isn't even fenceshitting anymore. You could park a Humvee in his ass

@Ghislaine@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud He knows they can percieve him, but they can't do shit about it because of the prime directive or whatever

This is the first Americaman that I didn't immediately understand as political commentary. Is this an original character or my coworker? Is there an actual fleshrending tiktok trend I don't know about?

@harblinger @Wormwood >(avoid answering question if possible) That right there is why I avoid printed media unless it's manga or something

@AidanTTIerian@poa.st Pics or the family deserves it

@pirin04@poa.st Everyone doing the most to help my people either thinks demons are pets or actually want to flay me

@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club @coolboymew@shitposter.world How badly do you want these characters in the Switch 2 Mass Effect art style?

Goodmorning, gabfam. Crucify kikes

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co I thought it was sing ode to mayo

@nugger I genuinely want them all dead. The good ones are manchildren. If I met the bad ones I'd be missing limbs.

>People who point to the Bible don't have a coherent theology
*no one who owns a place of gathering has a coherent theology (and I'm sick of being called a retard for not writing my own kernal)

Have a good Easter month, everyone

@thomasroiloup Thing Thing America

@deprecated_ii Every single time a fight scene has dialogue in anime, it's some double spaced essay in the middle of a big slow jump or punch so you have to take the moon gravity bullet time completely literally. Even Freiren started doing this when Stark died of internal bleeding and kept fighting better than before because they need him to sell toys or some shit

@Dubbub Goodest boy I wonder what other kind of pets they've met at work

@Irishblackpilled Mymy is best girl

@itsover Say the line, Peasjak!

@DireGoy@poa.st >It's Monday again It's important to pray everyday that all who are loyal to the U.S. are soon skinned alive on whatever kikesludge programming block boomers are watching at the time

@King_Noticer@poa.st @Rasterman@detroitriotcity.com @MeBigbrain@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @berkberkman@shitposter.world No one will care if you do the Star Trek thing of "here's a goblin, but with 3 tits" ad infinitum as long as the stories aren't double gay

Timothy denier at church spewing fluoridated word valence soup for morning prayer

Mario movie 4 is the worst one. Luigi is a "my pibbles would never lava dunk me a second time" foid brain. Mario is depicted saving no one other than Bowser Jr after the little buttmunch tried to blow up every planet in the universe. Rosalina, (a character that is implied to have circled through time to before she was born, and whose mom resembles Peach) has terraforming powers when she holds hands with her "sister", that would break new super 3D World Land gameplay in half if anything in this fanfic was canon.

The only Starfox thing that makes no sense is his ship having a portable interdemensional portal, which, like everything else, would make an awful video game if real.

There are worse Minion girlboss movies. The music, action, animation, and sets are as good as the one with the obnoxious Peaches song. Fun to see in 3D.

@bebe@poa.st @kirby@freerobuxextremist.com Heil Hoofler

@Crux_Invictus@poa.st @flux_the_cat@poa.st >The cure to male loneliness is buying a house in 2005 or having a really great landlord

@sickburnbro >The overwhelming sentiment among people with totally real voting power is that what is being voted in is bad

How many billions of dollars did the CIA spend turning Pizza Hut into Sysco standard feedlot #18?

Every faggot. Every jew.

@Shadowman311 Sounds like Richard Horvitz if he had to voice Zim for 70 years

My parents are saying this is the greatest thing since beans. How kiked is it?

@JoeBravo77@poa.st "Ching chong Just kirr arr the rocust eating birds, what's the worst that can hapeeneru"

@dictatordave @sickburnbro Most of the people teaching my BFA were women. The women were never the ones teaching me anything of value. In fact, some of these old carpet munches couldn't draw at an elementary level. Art is the most feminine field I can think of and we're still unbeatable

Just watched the Rooms with Chipotle Edgefloor and it was indeed better than a Star War. I want more backrooms movies going infinitely in all directions Not to spoil anything but the mashed potatoes came as a surprise. How does that even work?

I might get Hello Kitty Island Adventure if someone puts GLR on there

@Ghislaine@poa.st :pinkwojak: "NOOO DON'T PUT ME IN THE ARENA WITH BIGPIG! I DIRECTED DARK KNIGHT" :alexjonessmile: "That was directed by Heath Ledger"

@mushroom_soup@poa.st @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st @bebe@poa.st @bronzeagebond@shin.mugicha.club @Owl@shitpost.cloud @All_bonesJones@shitposter.world @Ree@shitposter.world @sun@shitposter.world One of the people I trusted most tried to hit on me over discord 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 her husband had easy access to all of her digital devices, so this is not only a personal issue for me, but the reason I don't think anything but a literal steel chain can protect the sanctity of marriage. Why would he let you sneak off to hang at some dude's house while you argue online that all characters have to be 12 like the kid in that shitty Nikke game? And happy bride month

@thatfightnerd@poa.st @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @Bunsen@poa.st So did the greatest military in history just lose track of the most famous body in their custody, and just start feeding people who asked what happened to him to lions in a big colosseum, because nothing happened and there was nothing special about him at all? And the eyewitnesses to the miracles and resurrection were all trolls who just felt like getting crucified and killed in a variety of horrible ways because they were having a laugh? I'm trying to understand the contrarian stance on the most thoroughly documented pre-digital period of history.

@Goalkeeper Is a cartel member smuggling him a kilo of gulash?

@CobaltSasquatch @ValeOfShadows :thasrite: GON BE FIAA COMIN OUTTA DAT BUTTHOLE

Steamdeck has such classic games as black screen, crash after two minutes, defunct gacha, and a desktop mode that won't save you.

"Why didn't you delete system 32?"

I don't know, why didn't you beer me some bitches?

@MeBigbrain @flux_the_cat Majora's Mask maskless, no Tingle, grush

@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Paultron@shin.mugicha.club @coolboymew@shitposter.world

@stuffifound Men in dresses rape kids

For those wondering why I haven't gone to a hospital in 9 years, not only are you a vantablack giganigger for forgetting about 2020, but I also keep getting mail promising me I'll die if I ever go back.

@dickflatteningenthusiast "Drink this white stuff, it definitely cures Alzheimer's or whatever I said"

Somehow, Snowbreak returned

@WhitestTemplar@poa.st @MeBigbrain@poa.st @grey@poa.st >If We're miles past that. I still haven't been handed a pre-pardon for the needful.

@flux_the_cat Yes, thank you friend. Loud, stupid, worthless, and they'll stick it in anything uninvited. Just like wasps.

@flux_the_cat The Tender years doctrine has no use case and only creates freaks like Zoe Quinn, which is how the fall of the Roman Empire lead to every copy of Concord being buried in camps that were never inspected by allied troops.

@chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital @Wormwood@poa.st The comments section is exactly what I expected