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And makeup. It's not so much magic as woman make face pretty, makes my peepee hard, so it's evil.

Women who care exclusively about their looks and fail to cultivate a garden of the mind are boring, and I've already had enough booty calls to last a lifetime.

That's not actually about forgiveness, it's about seeing how much suffering you can take. Temple Judaism was a blood cult in service to a priestly order; early Christianity was an attempt to harness that and democratize it.

Well, let's look it up... and of course they fucked it up by just having the Garden be in heaven. Now it makes even less sense, especially when you get to the part where Cain is supposed to know his wife from the Land of Nod (which implies that Adam and Eve were in fact not the first man and woman.)

Lilith is literally just there to explain why there are two creation accounts by co-opting an ancient Semitic demon blamed for miscarriages and stillbirths, which was a foil for Asherah, wife of Yahweh and later turned into a fetish for misogyny under Josiah. I like a bit of casual sexism because women don't like being put on a pedestal, but even that shit gets stomach-churning.

That would presuppose the lack of a pre-existing oral tradition, which given that the apostles are mostly working-class illiterates, would dismantle the concept of apostolic tradition. I'll trust that's not what you meant to do, because that would be blasphemy to Orthodoxy.

Have three square meals and take Saturday off.

Lutheran, it was incredibly brief (six weeks or so) because I'd been attending since baptism, decades ago (the church I went to was bought out and turned into a rhinoplasty clinic,) and even though my attitudes on religion have drastically changed, I still consider it a positive experience (especially since we had to tour various denominations to see how they differed from us, which may have got my almonds activating over the problem of instruction.)

Double entendre as a literary device is a lot older than you think. It's one of many ancient things subject to the Tiffany effect.

I hope you have the best day possible.

He wasn't even shoplifting, and they're not allowed to pursue even if he is. I fucking love AI slop.

One side accuses me of being a Democrat sympathizer, the other of being a right-wing troll, and they're both wrong.

That's cute. The guy who can't even clean his own room thinks he's fit to lace up steel-toed boots. I've seen women harder than him at a plant that could snap his frail body like a twig. I washed out, but at least I put myself to that test.

I'm more about personality. Besides, post-fight sex is the best (and I say that as someone who lost after failing to make weight.)

You can doubt it all you want, but you're doubting the work of ordained ministers and thus engaging in particularism. Also, demonic possession isn't real. I would have saved a lot on therapy bills if it were.

The Speaker of the House is an open Christian Nationalist and every other month there's a talk of Rapture because you're too busy smoking meth and being worldly, but please, keep shitposting.

That's silly, human goo would make horrible asphalt.

It definitely happened. I even got a little extra after receiving catechism, just in case.

If only I were any good at martial arts.

@empanadas@poa.st The only people who believe in a united India are Hindutva, and they are proof positive that nationalists are anti-intellectual scumbags.

I didn't get paid anything except room and board because that's how amateur fights work. The promoter was legally barred from offering anything of substantive value. I find your utter willfulness as to how I spend my leisure time baffling. The last time someone was this plaintive about how I live my life, she at least sucked my cock once in a while. Are you a woman?

go to the gym

Your cortisolmaxxing says that's a lie.

That is some very sus phrasing.

That's taking the name in vain.

What men? Apparently I'm the only one in the thread with a working pair of balls and a brain.

This account is the best satire of postmodern capitalism.

You need Lobster Cobson.

Still funnier than anything fallenchungus has written.

Fuck Darden, so hard, no lube.

I miss when this was a gay joke on a Japanese video sharing site.

If that's the tack, then you have to find some Ghanaians. Not only will they melt all the Nigerians by making fun of their accents and extreme tribalism, they'll happily self-deport because the food isn't as good as back home.

Asphalt doesn't dry, though. The silicates cure by hydrating and forming clathrates.

That happened shortly after I was born. I'm good for the rest of my life, apparently.

We are monkeys, though, even more so than our closest living relatives. We even have the inline scapulae and hypermobile shoulders for climbing trees.

He's probably in pain from doing Crossfit. I don't know how someone figured out how to commoditize poor form and increased risk of tendon damage, but I wish they would stop.

Even the mom of the Veggietales creator had to remind her son that since the veggies were not made in the image of God, they could not be depicted having a redemptive relationship with Christ.

lol @ ben shapiro losing his shirt because his wife (who works a real job as a neurologist) tied up the pursestrings. even love has its limits, and heebs ain't magic.

Burial would have happened under Jewish authority in a potter's field. The story of Joseph of Arimathea was probably added later to get around what would have been the standard practice.

Gauging? I've been inviting the pin and then bridging out (for reasons that should be immediately obvious.)

So Jesus was a liar when he said that quote to Steven?

That's a domain spoof used to boost predatory journals. These guys are almost certainly a front for the Russian mob.

Where are you going to get that much Old Bay?

At least lobsters have negligible senescence.

No, that's literally what you are doing. The commandment is about using the name (and, by extension, the bearers of said name) to swear false oaths, or even insinuate the swearing of false oaths.

Yeah, they did, because these are narratives being presented within the context of things the narrators could not have witnessed.

I didn't know I needed Lobster Cobson in my life, but I do now. Save me, Lobster Cobson... or at least get me a deal on some seafood.

What a great time to like astronomy and gooner bait.

Suckin' on my titties like you wantin' me

You just called Jesus a false prophet. That's blasphemy.

Wish I could relieve your duty so you could enjoy a much-needed break. Nothing like a good shift of manual labor to get the endorphins going.