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I'm seeing new playthroughs of Dread pop up. Apparently Ravenous peaked interest in 2D Metroid. I was checking this black guy's first attempt at the game. He got to the Jaffe Room. I think to myself "well, he's arri--" and he immediately shot the ceiling. Jaffe is just a retard.

@admin@detroitriotcity.com @Broken_gamer@retro-gaiden.com I never heard of a Neptune project. Wasn't that the 32X? That shit looked cool af on magazines when I was a kid. ...Apparently it was very limited in games and not that much of a "game changer". Literally.

@metabble7@nicecrew.digital @Grumblesock@clew.lol @missjanedoe@nicecrew.digital A sand cat sounds like the name of a lesser enemy in an RPG. They must be protected. Gas Moroccans just to be sure.

@metabble7@nicecrew.digital I get stuck in metroidvanias all the time, but don't melt down over it and call the game shit. #NeverJaffe

@RandoDragoDude@tsundere.love @Hoss@shitpost.cloud Luke was the better quitter. He seems to have been spared from all the Jerout. ☢️ Hannah still gets brought up and there was that guy from casino chat who went to her chat to ask her out and she deleted the message.

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud @RandoDragoDude@tsundere.love Hannah Claire provided more emoji to the casino than Ralph. She was the perfect victim for Jer's stories. But it's over now.

@amerika@annihilation.social Exactly. That was the closest it came to being colonised. Ethiopia is unique in that way. And only in that way, it seems. :tiresome :

@Eleutheria2@poa.st Decent niche films come out here and there, but the mainstream is too pozzed and shows no signs of changing. A lot of people were amazed by a Netflix trailer for an animated movie that doesn't look bad, only for someone to point out the script for that movie is actually from the 90s.

@admin@detroitriotcity.com @Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa @reportbot@detroitriotcity.com @verita84@poster.place PussySlayer is a name I haven't seen in years.

@Terry@poa.st This might be nature's balance: jews could have not broadcast their genocide on TV, gloated and laughed about it in front of the world... but the chutzpah wouldn't allow them. Every fuck up feels insignificant until one day they find themselves being loaded on trains again.

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @Terry@poa.st "He means nothing to them except for being based". Yeah, I don't think even he knows what he's saying.

@Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa @admin@detroitriotcity.com @reportbot@detroitriotcity.com @verita84@poster.place Clearly I should like, subscribe and ring the bell because I'm missing on your adventures.

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Dread clearly satisfied Nintendo or else Ravenous wouldn't be here; but I hope they see these sales and understand success might accumulate as they continue to release good games in the same series.

@metabble7@nicecrew.digital Yeah, they made regular missiles reveal blocks to get around that limitation. I thought it was original to delay the morph ball for so long considering it's usually the first powerup.

Is FSE still around? What kind of custom emoji does it have now that it's possible to have custom emoji on the fediverse and Pete said he was gonna add emoji reactions when custom emoji became possible???

Having a movie about Chris Hansen— who catches predators— being a bad guy, is one of the most Epsteiny things Hollywood could do. What a strange comment about the Indian subplot...

Brazilian fediniggas, what's up with this? Just saw a hilarious post by a Brazilian going "literally shaking", making an emergency call to the world to do something because a US invasion is imminent. Unfortunately, it was one of those tweets you can only see part of when someone quotes it, but when you open it, it's been deleted.

Brownest bit of news I've seen in a while. This is from Christmas 2025. https://gatewayhispanic.com/2025/12/algerian-woman-27-arrested-alicante-causing-severe-eye/

Can you really show up at a polling station in the US and vote with no ID proving you are a citizen? If so, what prevents people from going to different polling places during election day and casting as many votes as possible?

@maxmustermann@shitposter.world It made more sense when he had no religious policy. Now he's openly pro-jew. It's like Wahnish is that Futurama slug, mind-controlling him.

@admin@detroitriotcity.com @Jelqberg_Mcjelqstein@parcero.casa @reportbot@detroitriotcity.com @verita84@poster.place That name rings a bell. :blobthinkingfast:

@wizardmanperson@poa.st Was it "the warrior gene" that makes black people easy to agitate and hard to calm down? There was some genetic basis to it. What a way to start something out of barely anything.

@The_Killah29@poa.st The jew who designed God of War was streaming himself playing Metroid Dread and became stuck at a certain part of the game, despite the game practically funnelling you through the correct areas. Now the room that became his Auschwitz has his name: https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Jaffe_Room Like a lolcow, once people started pointing and laughing, he proceeded to attack the game's design.

@Dubbub@detroitriotcity.com They genuinely seem to think that Argentinians not signing up for nigger worship is a big crime against niggerdom. All they've managed to accomplish is getting people here to see how nasty they are and begin to hate them for real.

@Terry@poa.st W image.

The algorithm decided I had to run into this free thinker. I make videos about religion from a secular perspective and try to be compassionate in the process.And it's overwhelmingly anti-Christian content with a shitlib flavour. I hope devils are sticking pitchforks up your arse, Susan, right next to Steve Jobs.

Ignore that. It was meant for my alt account. 💅

@Dubbub@detroitriotcity.com Russians give them RPG item names. It's got personality.

Is this about the Japanese being such a conformist society that they instinctively hate every "Kojima" that comes along lest he become another pain in the arse? That I can understand. Otherwise it sounds like they're suits who have no idea what will sell.

@maxmustermann@shitposter.world Not a mystery if you know where to look. He claims a grandfather of his found out late in life he was descended from jews, but unless you're a wignat, Milei is still ~75% Italian, 25% Croatian. Up until 2021, he had no jewish ties. Even talking about economists like Friedman, he'd never focus on their ethnicity; he was an economics autist, pretty much. But he was accused of being a Nazi for his Nazi speeches about preferring to not shit in a bucket, you know, usual stuff that Nazis talked about. Then, as a "penitence", he met with rabbi Shimon Axel Wahnish from the Argentine-Moroccan Jewish community. And he's been the best Goy ever since. Wahnish gives him Torah verses to study and he started talking about Israel with the same reverence the likes of Ted Cruz do.

@Broken_gamer@retro-gaiden.com They just had to give the Activator another go and would've been on top of the game again.

@Terry@poa.st I am so out of the loop. I thought he was alt-right, or America First. Was he always a Trump grifter? Yeah, the beginning of the end was allowing Poles into the USA. Let's focus on that.

@Terry@poa.st Half a million sounds crazy! How many troops are participating at the moment?

@Terry@poa.st Do you think these people are sincere and really think Israel and jews are good, or are they aware that they are working for pure evil?

@Terry@poa.st "People who hate kid rapists should die". What's his actual take? Because that's what I'm getting but it can't be right.

@wizardman@nicecrew.digital Reminds me of when Ralph had "Young Pharaoh" on the Killstream. An Egyotian-LARPing nigger rapper who had posted a Youtube video talking badly about the jews. He self-described as a polymath because he was an expert at multiple fields, then proceeded to explain White people share 50% DNA with flies and bananas and said he was asking questions because he couldn't relate to people who are not fully human. A couple of times he repeated "what ARE you people". The panel on the stream were egging him on to hear what more negro wisdom he had to share.

@Terry@detroitriotcity.com Big balls assuming he's not gonna be arrested by ZOG when he sets foot in the nation he's at war with.

@mitchconner@clubcyberia.co @coolboymew@shitposter.world These are gold.

@Terry@poa.st From what I heard, Trump is not mentioned in the files in a criminal way or in the flight log to the island, but his insistence on pretending this is not happening suggests he might have eaten a baby or two. This clown saying that sounds over the top. If Trump is innocent, commentators' lies will be defeated by the truth. He sounds unhinged.

@Terry@poa.st Big if true!

@nach@detroitriotcity.com I always thought it was intended as a temporary instance for some reason.

"Always call a gringo 'a gringo'". "They hate it". Do they? 🇺🇸 In Argentina, "gringo" is used to refer to Italians and other European immigrants. Only a handful of youngsters who grew up on Mexican youtubers use it to refer to los yanquis. Otherwise, someone calling yanks "gringos" is a tell we're in the presence of a Boliguayan or other Northern import.

Impressive nigger confidence while lying. Like Indians. Low IQ gives you supreme confidence. 💪 Argentina is 210 years old, btw.

Bukele built a new mausoleum to El Salvador's national hero, who also ruled over Central America, a country that once existed and was capable of opposing annexation by Mexico, but conservatives within partitioned it into Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica. The æsthetics are on point. Bukele fixed his country's main problem and did it without travelling to Israel twice a month or LARPing as a soviet revolutionary. What's his secret? I was reading the comments and apparently there's people who want Central America to come back. Sounds reasonable. They share demographics and history among all five countries, being Spanish/Mestizo/Injun and Catholic too. Makes more sense to me than if the US wanted to fuse with Canada, since the US doesn't speak Hindi.

@maxmustermann@shitposter.world I was thinking about Milei, who's travelled to Israel more times than to the interior of the country he's a president of.

Chile and Brazil joined international niggerdom in their campaign against Argentina. They then went against Paraguay. Now it's Chile's turn. :gordonramsay_abouttogoislamiconabitch: Thanks, USA, for making nigger worship a religion. Now they thing they are owed reverence in every country. Do Americans really?

@MartianM00n@nicecrew.digital I don't even remember how I came across his channel, but I've been subscribed for years. This guy sure likes LSD.

Ethiopia was never colonised yet it's still a shitshow, for some reason.

"What if I rob you?" *laughter* Ha ha....