Stone Cold Steve Autism

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com He does not understand the wisdom of the elders

I don't know how you can blossom as a DIY/open source platform as long as Apple and Google hold a functional duopoly over phone operating systems

@MechaSilvio @eee @justnormalkorean Just post the original

@sun@shitposter.world @mushroom_soup@poa.st BYD would put Chrysler at the very minimum out of business if they started selling them here in the US. I'm honestly a little surprised we're getting Vietnamese cars on the road. I'm starting to see Vinfasts around.

@ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love Him, Lebron, and Georgia were a good half of the posts on the old BadFediPosts account

@BadFediPosts@tsundere.love Does that mean he jumped out of a window and fell 43 stories? Please tell me that's a yes

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club You can't even say that, 8 and 9 were shitty games. It stays around because of the merch and because the franchise has outgrown the game series, at least for now. People thought Marvel was going to last forever, too.

@BadFediPosts@tsundere.love Return of the King

@BadFediPosts@tsundere.love I read this dogshit, and now you all have to as well

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer Jollibee's followed by a productive soju run

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club I wouldn't say it was the peak of Western culture by any means, but it basically accomplished everything the "games as art" crowd wishes it could have. It's a game series all about killing the bad guys and saving the day, and you open a scene with four serious-looking guys with machine guns in an elevator. You expect some sort of hostage rescue or something along those lines, but instead they just start mowing down random people at the security gate of an airport. They're screaming, horrified, trying to get away, but they're all just getting mowed down like blades of grass. It's beyond shocking and you find yourself questioning everything. If you're supposed to participate, what exactly's happening, why this is in the game, if you're secretly a good guy or actually playing a bad guy, just so many questions. And you're left totally in the dark until the mission ends and the same guys you're with shoot you in the head. It's subversive and gut-wrenching in a way that the most pretentious indie dev wishes it could pull off, and it's part of the most mainstream series in gaming apart from Mario.

@cell@shitposter.world He looks like a sex tourist that goes country hopping to buy prostitutes and then writes down some coping headcanon about how he "picks up women around the world" to sell to angry loners

@coolboymew@shitposter.world @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @Kagekokoro@varishangout.net uoh

@sun@shitposter.world AI is truly the future

@sun@shitposter.world @BadFediPosts@tsundere.love @ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org Nep ran it, right?

@Fullmetal2255 Him finding out that 90% of those games are just tutorials for multiplayer (offline) or XBLA (also offline)

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com @maid@shitposter.world uoh

@dictatordave@poa.st @vriska@lizards.live @Will2Power@poa.st I got your mom wet and she made me breakfast, does that count?

@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love Armstrong

@puniko The @meeper experience

@p@fsebugoutzone.org @j@annihilation.social @SilverDeth@fsebugoutzone.org @pista@fsebugoutzone.org @Economic_Hitman@shitposter.world CVS2 was great but SVC was a fun game if you didn't take it too seriously. It had "Chaos" in the name, that should have been a sign. I still love Alpha 3.

@andrewtorba@clew.live Not reading that shit

@coolboymew@shitposter.world @GrungeQueef@poa.st I've always been more partial to Felicia and Hsien-ko personally

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club GTA Online 2

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club It worked well from FFXI to FFXIV. I think streamers and it being very moddable have people interested in GTA6 too. I won't be getting it, personally. I see another Saints Row 4 coming and it's going to be ugly. I do wonder when Pokemon's going to have its Diablo 3 moment when they run out of goodwill.

@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @Gran3Walder@poa.st

@sun@shitposter.world @heavens_feel@poa.st The Commando dub seems like it'd be a riot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnAA8sUBn6s

@lewdthewides@hidamari.apartments @eris@yourwalls.today I saw a lot more of it on the shelf a year ago so I don't think so. They tried, it didn't work.

@menherahair@eientei.org @FruitpilledPeachcel@cawfee.club @grips@cawfee.club @teto@cawfee.club @cjd@pkteerium.xyz I've never had a beer from the Nordics so I couldn't tell you, but I imagine that's pretty telling because I've had beer from just about everywhere and you can't find their beer at all in the US. My go-to is Belgian beer, though. They operate on another level.

@partridge@outerheaven.club @cell@shitposter.world And it's a 3 year waiting period and covers enough that you get government-subsidized housing and food and not much else. In the US at least, unless you game the system (which is sadly fairly common) it's not really living as much as existing on the margins.

@hfaust@shitposter.world $100,000 in the right bank account will fix it

@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club It's all they have left. It'll sell like crazy, but if it flops, look out

@GrungeQueef It's not about lolicon, it's about policing what happens when pen meets paper

@coolboymew@shitposter.world @GrungeQueef@poa.st It is and it really doesn't feel good to play. Think Guilty Gear twitchiness with its animations, but with low quality sprite work to go with it. If you're going to play a mid-late 90s Capcom title with a zig-zag combo mechanic, play Project Justice instead.

@pettanko@tsundere.love @vayda@clubcyberia.co Well, since Paramount is now part of the family, they'll have plenty of material to regurgitate to the masses

@vayda@clubcyberia.co The publisher's Larry Ellison's daughter, as in the guy that's the largest private donor to the IDF, personal friend of Netanyahu, as well as CTO of Oracle. The entire thing's some brat playing at being an indie dev while throwing Daddy's money around on licensing fees for a GTA-tier soundtrack.

@Paultron@shin.mugicha.club @vriska@lizards.live That's not true, our orca friends made a game of it for a while

@vriska@lizards.live They could have at least made them look like DBZ scouters to minimize the potential for creepshots

@vii@dsmc.space He survived. The bison charged a bunch of kids and the guy was with his grandson and got caught off guard because the bison was in a dust cloud. Terrible situation, bison can be surprisingly fast and they're pretty scary up close

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @heavens_feel@poa.st @jezza@poa.st Tekken had a stage in the middle of a flock of sheep where you kicked them out of the way mid-fight, so a Waffle House wouldn't be the most out of pocket idea they've had

@djsumdog@djsumdog.com @xianc78@gameliberty.club @ill_logic@mastodon.social uoh

@vriska@lizards.live @patchuun@social.xenofem.me I think Volare was a Eurovision song, but yeah, 99.99% of them are unlistenable garbage

@mametsuko "Yes sir I would like a wegwerpbeker"

• Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Gambling is a HUGE problem among Gen Z. I'm pretty sure those numbers are higher than what's reported.

@heavens_feel@poa.st @jezza@poa.st He's said getting the licensing and permission from the parent company would be tough, but he's also said Tekken 9 is his last game, so maybe. I think he's just playing into the meme.

@harblinger@wizard.casa @sun@shitposter.world You wouldn't have called your grandmother "nonna" by any chance, would you?