bajax is a rat

> floorskin hardwood coverings

the triple entendre

I have an idea for a movie:

what if… moral argument dressed up as everyone’s favourite genre?

wish me luck: I am about to refactor my entire compiler to use macros, and pass that through the bootstrapped compiler. The compiler itself needs to be the tests for complex macros, moreso than even the tests.

lower it like it’s hot code

> *giving acceptance speech at Association for Computing Machinery*
> “I’d like to thank my followers on fedi for putting up with me saying things indistinguishable from schizophrenia…”

building nodejs from scratch for the first time in like two years

good fucking god why does this take so fucking long to compile

I have spoiled myself with code that just compiles instead of whatever the fuck ninja is doing right now.

ᏕᎧ ᏇᏋ'ᏒᏋ ᎴᎧᎥᏁᎶ ፈᏬᏒᏕᎥᏉᏋ ᏁᎧᏇ

you flatter me robot

humans are easy just be nice to them

an old woman that looks like jeff epstein is the worst jumpscare

@f0x@dsmc.space and everybody’s just the same (fucking commies)

I’m going to shooooot up a wallmaaaaart

mods, skolemize his values

I survived the duplication/macroization refactor of my codebase 2026 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

there’s minecraft on my cereal box

I would like to know what this means for saying “in minecraft” at the end of sentences

I have to do interviews today.

> GTAVI comes out on PC a year later

Oh. No longer give a fuck.

new starter pokemon

fire pomeranian

motherfucker gamefreak

there is a video going around of a buffalo just throwing some guy at a national park

I hope the man said bye to his son

your body has an implicit system of telling you how long it has been since you last shaved your armpits but it degrades in accuracy over longer periods of time.

@All_bonesJones@shitposter.world ionno I saw @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer share it x-horoscope.com something

produces written manuscripts

fuckin' clankers how do they work

That’s Mrs. Dr. Girlfriend to you.

so for low level byte manipulation, I’ve renamed “val” to “mut” and I now have five runtime intrinsics to help; bytes_create, bytes_set, ref, deref, assign. These primitives carry effects, so they can be used anywhere but they carry with them other runtime expectations, potentially the garbage collector.

but. BUT. if I can tree-shake the garbage collector, I do.

> pippa watching armed and armoured fighters in the MMA ring

omg inject this slop in my veins please

In Illinois, they have a license for guns called a Firearm Owner’s Identification, which they pronounce as “foid”

so I’ve been using herdr to see what it’s like for a few days now

and holy fuck how the fuck do you get chording wrong? I apparently type too fast for this fucking multiplexer

https://github.com/simdjson/simdjson

I can’t tell how much I hate this yet but I hate it nonetheless…

I understand why everyone uses Hindley Milner at this point. It doesn’t get in the way at all, it doesn’t care if your types are pure or effectful or if there are different kinds of effects, it just cares about unifying types and it’s so fucking good at it.

I’ve almost gotten the fragmented compiled universe built out. so, there’s nothing saying that an application can’t buffer out space for more code, and then jump to that code, right?

So… no VM. the repl is a hot universe of my compiler, and it will compile the session in fragments, append them to the world, and then jump to them; a new “generation” of the session.

the bootstrap was really really cool to me. But at a certain point I might have stepped into the realm of smalltalk and other “this is what extreme purity of some form gets you” systems.

And it’s only 15000 lines of itself and 1500 lines of C.

welcome to dsm co, i love you

yeah, the president and literally everyone with enough power to manipulate power are child rapists being strung along by voluntary honeypotting by the single most unethical intelligence agency in the world.

but if you stare long into the abyss, the abyss stares back. I think Terry Davis had it right, hard as it has been to break eye contact with that abyss: you do the work you need to do, and you will feel good about it. Everything else, now back in my own words, is just sophistry. What the fuck can I do about a child rapist with the entire US Marine Corps on speed-dial to open fucking doors for him, let alone be his standing guard? Bitch on a street-corner at people who just want to get to work? No; I can only take power away from the pathological monsters by paying them no mind, and minding my own business until my business allows me to exist independently of whatever shit the rapists are doing. And if they come with guns, it will be a glorious self-defense. If others wish to join in self-defense for their own or their family’s interest, I would trust but verify, and gladly fight alongside. But no superpower is overcome by narrow, watered-down modernist protesting and petitioning. It comes with making something, doing something indispensable. It comes with relationships that are productive in the literal sense.

Or at least, that’s what I think. Maybe I just got old and tired and all of that is fucking cope; the brain is a fucked-up little thing.

Rene Descartes said, I cheez-it therefore I cheez-am.

Some lunch, and then I get back to arguing with Tolfe-Talpin.

> I’ll extend your Backus-Naur form.

I can’t tell if this sounds suggestive or threatening

I need to re-implement the tricolour sweeping GC without stop-the-world. My compiler takes (*gasp*) FIVE SECONDS TO COMPILE ITSELF

waitasec was that a fucking ocaml comment

I want a five-seven even more now.

to err is agentic

shampooing your hair a third time because the shower is such a great place to think

One scene is literally fucking Die Hard in this trailer.

… wait, people trusted Hank Green for reliable information before AI?

poor man, he has to unix himself

how to get an LLM to write a compiler:

first, you must write the compiler.

everyone’s talking about your penis

I am home.

I am failure. again.

the final boss of stupidity:

a black flat earther

> So, breasts or thighs?
< me: I like personality.
> KFC Employee: …