@vriska@lizards.live @MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com no, I just have two functioning brain cells and a sense of loyalty, not that I expect you to have either
And besides, my points withstood your bullshit, you are single and will remain single, or you will be beat by your gf according to statistics
And in the black swan event that you got married, you would be single again in less than a year
Just enjoy your joyless life with your roommates