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@stux@mstdn.social they will not get a penny from me.

@stux@mstdn.social hard to believe it's only 12 minutes away. /s

@stux@mstdn.social so it's like ... a snapchat filter but AI generated?

@xyla@shitpost.trade I borked my previous phone trying to root it. then I couldn't locate a stock rom that would work so I kind of just gave up on it. I swear these freaking mobile devices are locked down far more than freaking routers and it's pissing me off that I can't install and use the software that I want to use but it's fine for them to toss a bunch of useless trash onto it.

it stopped but idk if it was because I turned it off or they stopped sending the signal... further observation needed. oh and if anyone sees thor, tell him he can come down here and kick my ass in person. :)

@stux@mstdn.social wrong! there is no such thing as "normal" when it comes to cats. xD

@sirlan I will pay them in shits given ... oh no! I'm all out of shits to give.

@meluzzy@woof.tech ok but I need to set down a few ground rules.

• no pooping out colored eggs.
• no digging borrows in the floor.
• no random and colorful decorations (they get caught up in my feathered wings.).
• no chewing random wires.

@dolfsquare@tooting.intensifi.es I will... 7 ate 9 ;)

@henry@dindon.one pong

@xkcd you count from 1, how dare! we all know it's proper to start with 0. XD

@stux medium purchases on medium device? (medium device being a laptop)

@nytpu@tilde.zone @finkel@dragonchat.org you both are despicable, how dare you spill the sacred bean water!

@jade_the_yinglet@critter.cafe kobolds were made by dragons to sell more thievery services, now with 25% more items lost during a raid.

ok so iturned it "off" in the settings ... we will see if that actual means something.

@stephan@them.cheeky.wales the ine in front looks tired like... "you don't understand human, I havve to deal with these 2 idiots all day.".

@nytpu this is why I don't talk about file extensions, because they're all acronyms and acronyms are cursed.

@xyla@shitpost.trade I don't need AI on my phone, I need the ability to host an iso file through the usb (which I could do with drivedroid but it requires root.)

@dolfsquare@tooting.intensifi.es don't look at me like that, I said I would elaborated but I didn't say I would be correct.

@nytpu@tilde.zone @finkel@dragonchat.org I can't drink tails and wings.

@stux more like wondering what job I'll have once the world grows up. XD

@Endiverge@floofy.tech my knowledge is something that cannot be stolen but should be freely shared. knowledge.

@Endiverge@floofy.tech unfortunately with my treasure being stored in such a way that is purely reliant of faulty meaty wiring, my treasure has a sort of expiry date and grows progressively more fragmented over time... blasted organics, they just can't keep up with the rest of my awesomeness.

@Quasit falkon because it goes along with the rest of the kde suite ... I kind of miss ublock origin though.

@sirlan naturally of course I'm not surprise US is involved.

@protowlf@mastodon.gamedev.place I'm going to be typing anyways because I dislike talking to my computer with my voicem it just feels very unnatural. and yes I also avoid telephones (when i can) for the same reason.

@stoicmike@zirk.us they were born with wings and hollow bones. tell me, how would you overcome these inherit biological advantages? I wont say our current way is definitely how we should do it but you have to take into account that we aren't naturally capable of such feats.

@GossiTheDog additionally ... https://chaos.social/@gsuberland/116437980829997195

@ret@furry.engineer my computer is allergic to adverts.

@stoicmike@zirk.us and yet, you have not answered the question.

I swear, I will toss this #android device into the damn #tornado so I don't have to listen to that damn #alert #sound!

@molly0xfff left, right, liberal, authoritarian, democrate, republican... these labels are meaningless to me and I find you all equally insufferable. you gather into your groups like that actually means something, to point at the other perceived groups. I don't know when it changed or if it was ever any different but it is not currently about winning but ensuring "those other people" lose. lies about lies, I cannot trust any of you because you're too busy playing everyone for fools.

@Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

• knowledge

@rysiek does the exploit work on android though?

@Hearth @nytpu rusting is just another word for oxidizing, and both are just really slow burning. so if you can burn tofu, there you go... rusty tofu.

@futurebird@sauropods.win I exclusively write cursive for a signature (my name) though I can read cursive with a bit of effort. I feel very neutral towards writing, I prefer typing on keyboard but I don't necessarily hate hand writting either.

@adamshostack mine just keeps saying 73 on repeat.

@hiroji_puppy@rubber.social ok well... I guess I better keep a close eye on this one to see if it's the slow moving train wreck in my prediction.

@ellie@social.lol it goes in any hole if it's pushed hard enough.

@dushman you forgot the emergency remotely activated bombs in case someone gets in. can't let them leave with your treasures, got to blow up the entrance to cave them in.

@stoicmike@zirk.us unless you want me to assume your answer is that we use birds to fly? in which case, what bird species is capable of lifting a fully grown human?

@hiroji_puppy@rubber.social is this for real? https://mastodon.social/@loganer/116292438338288884

@strdst don't tempt me or I'll follow some random tutorial video and then program a brand new car.

@Hearth @nytpu indeed but I would say the difference is terminology rather than function... in the same way you would say something fell instead of saying it was gravitationally accelerated.