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@ellie@social.lol
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchautistic about kink, gay, cooking, technology, photography and (urban) design
frqs exist for vibe checking only. feel free to click
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Joined February 12, 2023
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three months in a cabin in the woods could fix me, i think
getting track closure'd on a train with non operating bordrestaurant for 90+ minutes 😭
bicycles are insane. you just take a mammal that’s very good at long distance running and put a wheel adapter on it
github doesn't support ipv6, but judging by their uptime they're at least doing their best to also not support ipv4
showing my partners my shitposts, like a cat dropping off dead animals at their door
the floor is java
doomscrolling the weather app
macOS big slur
damn, it says right here in the financial times that i should be getting pet by hot, professionally successful women wearing smart casual clothing, because that would be good for the economy. can you believe it‽
i should get on the startup grind. this is a good and reasonable idea
this is now a high brow fedi account. i draft my posts in a little black notebook instead of saving them in my client
homeosexuality
a thinkpad is what you stick into your underwear when it's that time of the month again, and you have a particularly heavy flow of ideas
katamarane: schlimmer als schleswig holstein, weil sie gleich zwei kiele haben
gay
dronification but it’s just putting an airbus aerospace and defense sticker on your forehead
did you put in your rsvp for the polycule work retreat yet? operations put up a slack post about it, they want to finalize the booking soon
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get yourself a girl who looks at you like she looks at the ishares global aerospace & defence
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@ErinRose@chaos.social using defense contractor stickers as nipple covers (my tits are called northrop and grumman)
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awww, you’re driving at 150km/h because you like how fast that feels?
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud okay but them giving me essentially just a rest api for my email sounds genuinely great
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@macmanx@social.lol the roadmap for Q4 still has to be finalized, and i think PR (puppygirl relations) wanted to present some work at the all hands
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passing car drivers at the speed they’re passing the landscape :3
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@byte@awawa.club there are two wolves inside of me. one never gets enough attention, the other one manages my calendar
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud yeah but depending on the use case i don’t wanna use the existing protocols, even if they implement them well, i want a scopable rest API, so i do see some appeal to this
diesel powered maglev train