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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition)

@kmherkes@wandering.shop
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This is my more introverted acount. I drink tea, collect puns, & write things. Energy level & attention span are variable, hair color is subject to change without notice.

#SFWA
#Writer
#Bisexual
#ADHD
#Neurodivergent
#EDS
#CraftAdjacent

Avatar: a woman wearing glasses & a lime green hoodie holding a brown fluffy cat in front of her face.

Header pic: the book Relics From a Traveling Show sitting on a wooden stage against a sparkly lit background.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2w ago
Oh, no. The Big Cat has taught both Smol Cats his favorite trick: Make The Big Noise. It's a simple one: stretch up full length against an open door, then slide paws down the panel to make it slam shut. Pippin had mostly gotten bored with the game, but recently he did it in front of Ellie & Gray & they, being kittens, are now OBSESSED. Now I have 3 cats occasionally mewing plaintively about being locked in closets, bathrooms and the back hall. #CatsOfMastodon
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 1mo ago
I had planned to work at the desk today. So much for those plans. #Cats
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago
The sleepiest of my sleepy weebies. #cats #TodaysNap
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Today is our 7th house-I-versary in this abode. It felt like home the moment Spouseman & I first walked into it, but it also seems like we only just got here & have lots more to do. F’ex, this year is the first time we’ve hosted Monarchs, clouded sulfurs, tiger, black, Thoas AND pipevine swallowtails in our garden. (the full and rue are looking pretty ragged, but it’s in a good cause) I love this place.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
I've been itching to take the one book I still have in Kindle Unlimited out to sell on my own site for some time, but I never bothered bc no one ever read it anyway. Today I got one step closer by creating a shiny retro-style cover to replace the awful one it has now. I made it all by myself, and it probably shows, but I kinda love it. If you hate it, don't tell me, but if you love it too, lemmee know. :) (No AI, assuming my CC0 image source was honest about its elements.) #writing #scifi
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

These two goofs, they are so adorable.
We brought them to the vet in separate carriers, but they hopped out as soon as the doors were unlatched, investigated the room, then decided to both hang out together in the smaller carrier.

#CatsOfMastodon #TodaysNap

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Happy cat for #Caturday.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 6mo ago

They're finally asleep. Maybe I can get some work done.

#TodaysNap #CatsOfMastodon

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
If you like your science fiction mixed with thrilling mysteries, a little sweet romance, and plenty of character development, this series in a book is sure to please. It's in Kindle Unlimited, I've given it an update & pretty new cover, & it's going wide on 20 Sept. So if you want to read it in KU, you have until then. If you want to buy it & can wait a few weeks, it'll be discounted everywhere *except* Amazon. Because I'm spiteful that way. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FW7WDFC #books #scifi #kindle
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange Ellie is pleased to help fulfill your cat media needs.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 3mo ago
So I’m staying up too late again, this time watching a low-budget movie about monster tornadoes (evidently written by people unfamiliar with tornadoes, stormchasing, AI…and a lot of other things actually) The Perky Reporter character just asked the Rogue Scientist character a qustion that’s been on my mind for half an hour now: “Exactly how were you expecting to save lives with tornadoes?” This whole thing is just earnestly, deliciously watchably wrong.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

Hi, technology freedom hivemind. Way back when, I downloaded my kindle library, so I was able to save my azw3 & mobi files where Amazon can't disappear them, but...
I didn't have the spoons at the time to deal with convert them to epubs, and I have no idea how to convert them now. If they can be.
Can anyone point me at a NON-techie step-by-step? I have Calibre (pre-AI edition) , but I cannot make any of the plugins work for me.
I guess can just keep reading in the app. 😢
(boosts welcome)

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Oops, once again I accidentally didn't go to bed last night and now it's morning. I swear that will be the title of my autobiography, should I ever write one. Catchy, huh?
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

*I* want to get my minimum weekly blog update written and posted.

Gray the kitten wants to write it for me in a language of random letters, punctuation and numbers.

Not sure who's going to win tm,,
fr1 mm,n,,.]]\

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

It's time for a Murderbot series reread.

Okay, sure, I'd rather read the new one, but 150 other people have requested the ebook at my library and the library can only afford 3 copies of it thanks to So I will meet my Murderbot cravings some other way.

Plus let's face it, it's *always* a good time for a Murderbot read.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Oh, hey. Somebody liked my first novel. Reviews of any kind are rare for me, and this one is too wonderful to keep to myself. Thank you, kind reader! Confidence boost: fully engaged. https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog_posts/26769475-book-review-controlled-descent---k-m-herkes
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

#WritersCoffeeClub 17 May: If you work exclusively digitally, could you work by hand?

I *could,* but *would* I? Doubtful.

Look. I don't think linearly. Getting ideas arranged in ways other people can follow is nearly seamless with a word processor. Doing it by hand takes massive additional amounts of time, effort, paper, and ink. Rewriting pages and pages of material pasted together with arrows & stars just to get a draft steals all the joy from putting dreams into words.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

Heard in conversation today:
"Interrogation is his love language."
"Are you going to put that line in a book?"
"I am now."

#writing

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

The cat is past the worst of his illness, the extra-work week for this month is done, and everything around the house is back to normal after the month's assorted smol crises. And I haven't fallen too far behind on creative maintenance while all the disruption was going on.

So I may have enough time, organization, AND focus to make proper story progress this week.

Here's hoping I didn't just curse myself.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

RE: @FrogAndToadBot@goose.directory

Oh, no. It's me. I am Toad.

goose.directory

Frog & Toad Bot: "'I will go out on the front porch and walk up and…" - The Goose Directory

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

Scribes & Makers Q for 6 May: Ghoti (fish) is a word created to demonstrate the odd pronunciation variations in the English language. Create a word of your own or share one you've created.

I'm a fan of "isn't English weird?" memes but ghoti hits me like nails on a chalk board. It's just...no. *kicks soapbox back under desk*
ANYway.
I love conlangs, but I can't think of any words I've created. (pretty sure there must be some) Mainly I repurpose existing words for slang.

#ScribesAndMakers

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
I’m looking for a 3D print design for putting together original-style Corsi Rosenthal boxes (20x20x1” filters & box fan) with no/minimum duct tape, but there are so many designs floating around it’s overwhelming. Anyone have a favorite to recommend? (The current round of Canadian/US wildfires is about to hit my area with truly apocalyptic smoke levels. I want to srsly boost my air purifier capacity.) #AskFedi #CRBox #DIY #3DPrinting
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@xxv@mastodon.social that is a galaxy-level parenting win.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paulk@writing.exchange I hope you will include a redemption scene involving anarchists in helicopters shooting missles at the AI nanobot tornadoes. MAybe skip the multiple soft focus flashback scenes of happy siblings in pre-tornado times, though. That really messed with the pacing. 🤣
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paulk@writing.exchange I would watch the heck out of your version, but alas you are correct, this is indeed not that kind of movie. This is the kind of movie where some anarchists trying to steal some AI set off the chain of events leading to the tornadoes getting loose. (they’re AI nanobot tornadoes, somehow, much is unclear) There are also multiple family drama threads for both the heroes and villains.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Did movie monsters (and wild animals) always pause and roar after every attack, no matter how nonsensical it might be, or is that another thing I can blame on Jurassic Park?
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

Today's "dealing with sick cat" observation:
it's a PITA to pill a 20 lb cat--antibiotics taste noxious. But it turns out it's even more of a PITA to dose a cat with a liquid antibiotic so "irritating" it dissolves the numbers off the oral syringes.

So we're back to pills. I'd rather wrestle a pill down my furbaby's throat and follow that with a syringe of nice, tasty water than watch him gag stinky, noxious oil all over his chin for half an hour after every dose.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

I have finshed the utter diaster of a dumpster fire TV series that was La Brea.
Wow. Just...wow. I am gobsmacked the show ever got renewed even once.
It was not merely bad, it was Bad Movie bad.

I'm not sure even another Asylum Productions 3 movie bingewatch can surpass La Brea's sheer volume of plot WTFery, absurd character development, AND wildly contradictory time travel elements.

Did I enjoy it? Oh, hells, yes. Was it *good*? Hell no.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

Today's book promo: My First Series.
It's science fiction, but the friendly kind.
Heroes beaten down by the new order team up to save a philanthropist targeted for assassination bc he wants to change the system from within.
Hiinks ensue.
2 novels, a novella duet & a wee prequel.

Buy DRM free ebooks & print direct:
https://kmherkes.com/the-bookshop1
kindle:
https://amazon.com/author/kmherkes
other vendors:
https://books2read.com/KMHerkes/

#bookstodon #reading #ScienceFiction #scifi #books #hopepunk #technothriller

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago

Take a chance on one of my otherworldly novels about people who risk everything for the sake of friendship, trust, & love. You also get heaps of humor, whimsy, sarcasm, & optimism. Sometimes gritty, never grim.

DRM-free ebooks or print direct:
https://kmherkes.com/the-bookshop1

Kindle (or download as epub): https://www.amazon.com/stores/K.M.-Herkes/author/B00GRLYEL2

bookshop.org: https://bookshop.org/beta-search?keywords=K+M+Herkes

even more vendors: https://books2read.com/kmherkes

#bookstodon #BookPromo #books #SciFi #ScienceFiction #fantasy #hopepunk #reading

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@lmgenealogy@mstdn.ca I absolutely love that interpretation and second the doctor’s argument. You ARE a genetics detective! I wonder if genealogy would get more of the academic respect it deserves (but doesn’t get in Certain Circles) if it was called something like Longitudinal Genetics.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago

RE: @kmherkes@wandering.shop

Boosting for the evening audience.
Now includes working link to my website.

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 2mo ago
It’s fun being able to peek at other library holdings & see if/where my books pop up. Just one of the many cool things I can with my library card. Now, I don’t know *why* I have a fan in a state I have never lived in & visited only twice in my life, but I’m delighted they requested their library carry my paperbacks. And all my books appear to be listing in Ebsco’s Gobi Library system too, which serves academic libraries, iirc, so that’s intriguing. Procrastinating? Me? Maybe… #WritersLife
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vex@kolektiva.social I bet it would've worked for me 4 years ago too (and thank you for the share!) Amazon has been adding layers upon layers of encryption and enshittification on its ebooks starting in 2023 and getting even worse this year.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 6mo ago

#TodaysNap

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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@youseeatortoise@wandering.shop That's so cool!
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ElisesWritings@wandering.shop I share your wish. The modern cultural conflation of validity and profitability gives me hives. One of the things I emphasize to folks who ask me for advice on publishing (right after I warn them that no advice is one-size fits all) is that there's more than one way to write and publish, and none of those paths are exclusive. They can write a book to query, AND self-pub others, AND even write fiction they won't ever try to sell. If they want. All valid.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ratsnakegames@mastodon.social @ElisesWritings@wandering.shop It also lets you offer things *for sale* that could never be financially viable *for a publishing house* There's a huge difference between a well-written book finding a devoted audience and that same book supporting a wholeass business. Doesn't help that publisher profit expectations shot sky high right about the time profitability per book tanked due to production cost rises.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Firlefanz@writing.exchange Right?! I was just wondering the same thing aloud to Spouseman. But there's hope. I found vet recommendations for using empty gel capsules to contain pills and then coating those in mousse treats so the cat gets good tastes before & after swallowing. Plus my vet told me to administer water right after to encourage absorption and wash down the taste. (Which I was doing already, so it was nice to have that confirmed as A Good Thing.)
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dougroudouvari@electricrequiem.com Funny thing is, if Calibre was converting fine I would not need to be asking for tips. Despite having the deDRM plugin installed, it still adds the azw3's with DRM intact so I get a failure with an error message when I try to convert. (Right click or convertt book button, same failure.)
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@abetterjulie@wandering.shop :ablobcathappypaws:
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vex@kolektiva.social No joy, alas. "This file is DRM protected and cannot be converted."
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@sinituulia@eldritch.cafe I chose option 1, but only because I think of option 5 as one step Magical Me would take in the process of achieving it.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@saposcat@indieauthors.social Makes it a good word to inspire good, rousing SaM conversations, though. :D
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@saposcat@indieauthors.social I'm fine with ghoti being an early and badly designed example of "Fun With Phonics" from a time before stnadardized spelling was even a thing. As that, it's amusing. Unfortunately that isn't how it gets tossed around online. Too many people have adopted it as their favorite "proof" example of English being flawed/ broken/ridiculous when it proves nothing of the sort. (The same kind of substitution wordplay can be done in many alphabet-based written languages.) So that annoys me.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@JediSoth@chirp.enworld.org That's just facts.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ElisesWritings@wandering.shop Yes yes yes yes! This is the way and the truth and the joy of self pub.
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@KydiaMusic Printing labels is a wholeass task on its own. Kudos on the accomplishment—all the claps!
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 3mo ago
Hello, Fediverse! I write books. Science fiction & fantasy. Sometimes in the same book. Choose between a gritty near-future hopepunk series, a series about midlife superpowers, & a short story collection (sampler pack FTW!) DRM-free ebooks w/discounts: https://kmherkes.com/the-bookshop1 kindle: https://www.amazon.com/stores/K.M.-Herkes/author/B00GRLYEL2 Kobo, B&N & more, incl. print & audio: https://books2read.com/kmherkes Or request for your library via Biblioboard, Hoopla or Libby #books #ScienceFiction #Thrillers #Fantasy #IndieAuthor
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Kem Herkes (easily spooked edition) @kmherkes@wandering.shop
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@templetongate@mastodon.social It is comforting to know I'm not alone in dealing with this annoyance. Thanks for sharing the solidarity!
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