The Matrix: Resurrections might actually be my favourite, it's close but it might be.
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Kelly, (who Cannot, Today)
@i_cannot_today@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6White trans girlthing in the North of England. Occasionally posting random thoughts about this and that and nothing special. Topics may include trans stuff, cycling, toki pona, ennui, Spirit Island, you know.
I try not to boost posts with images and no alt-text. If a screen reader user can't understand your post roughly as well as someone on a visual interface, I don't want to put it in their timeline. #NoAltNoBoost
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Joined August 18, 2025
pronouns:
she/her
toki pona alt:
angry CW-less political reposting:
old account (for verification):
upcoming trans rights demo, Leeds
sexual function, transfem/estrogen HRT, link
Okay Mullvad are fash, who's the next best VPN on the list? Anyone know?
https://retro.social/@ifixcoinops/116817959124521325
Up to "Enemies". Nearly out of the golden age now. Melancholy feelings.
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@ajn142@infosec.exchange Mixing in traffic with other clients to obfuscate which traffic is mine?
Pleased to report that after 7 episodes of my Taskmaster series 14 rewatch, my interior monologue is now occasionally using Fern Brady's voice.
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@dusepo@toot.dusepo.co.uk @RoseyPosey@anarres.family Without context I initially interpreted this as a statement about Canadians and was trying to figure out the joke.
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@moriel I really want to know what this is from now, hopefully someone knows.
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@Willow IDK if this is a shitpost exactly, it seems totally accurate in my case.
Reposting image with more complete alt text. Via @vantablack@cyberpunk.lol
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@himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz Maybe like a 5% chance she moves to a different castle in a different region out of spite, do we think?
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@SeaFury@aus.social I remember from school that there's a difference but I don't know what it is.
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@bazkie@beige.party Very pretty places 💜
I'm enjoying the Leaf Times 🙂
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@me@jaehanley.social I'm already starting to experience this just from having started estrogen, the reflexive urge to bring it up as a defence. I'm lucky I was thoroughly inoculated against transmedicalism long before I started transition, so I'll never do it, but the temptation is always there.
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@dziban@functional.cafe Heaven's Vault. It's a bit scrappy but the language deciphering stuff is fun.
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@Tattie Wooo good luck Tattie, have a great time!
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@jasmine This should probably be added to those charts of what effects to expect after how many months.
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@KaraLG84 This has been on my to-try list for ages.
I really hate the English voice acting on the few animes I've accidentally heard English dubs of. It's not even that it's not in the original language, there's something idiosyncratically unnatural about the delivery and I don't know why. Are they doing a stylised imitation of the Japanese line readings?
Bedtime thought: I wish there was anything I particularly wanted to do.
Kosst novalt amoján, my children.
Does Control end up having anything to say by the end? I played it for 14 hours a while ago but I just did not care at all about the characters or anything happening in the story and I didn't get the sense of any kind of Message happening or anything and quit in frustration.
The gameplay is pitched a bit more difficult and repetitive than I like it and I'd need to know there's something Big and Important and Meaningful coming to push through it.
I just realised I don't think there was a single Oz-centric episode at all in season 3? I always wondered why he didn't really feel like main cast to me despite being in the opening titles with everyone else, and featuring in every episode. He never actually got any stories, did he? Or have I forgotten some?
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@q@glauca.space For screen reader users, the changes (to Astrovials' canary text) are as follows:
In the first paragraph, deleted: "I do not collect user traffic logs and have never been compelled to do so by any third party. I have not disclosed any information of my users, and I have not been forced to modify my website to allow access or data leakage to a third party of any kind."
The date in the next paragraph, as of which no warrants have been served, is updated from 2025-10-30 to 2026-05-06, but this sentence is deleted: "I have no direct or indirect knowledge of any backdoors, or potential backdoors in my servers or network and I have not received any requests to implement one."
"Domain moved" is changed to "Domain and certificates moved" (referring to a domain change in 2024).
Next canary due date is updated from December 2025 to August 2026.
The full remaining text is as follows:
"Astrovials Warrant Canary, May 6th, 2026.
I, Rose, confirm that I am alive, and free, and that I have full control of astrovials.com. I have never willingly disclosed any user data or provided any access to user traffic to any third party.
As of 2026-05-06 no warrants have ever been served to Astrovials or me. No searches or seizures of any kind have ever been performed on Astrovials assets.
Domain and certificate moved from astrovials.co to astrovials.com on January 14th, 2024
Next canary is due August, 2026."
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@richardloxley@mastodon.richardloxley.com Awesome 🙂
Gonna just re-post my long shot request for a ride down from Scotland for a friend in the replies here in case that finds someone who missed it the first time: https://beige.party/@i_cannot_today/116267852141559408
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@FreakyFwoof@universeodon.com @niccolo@mastodon.online He completely ignored the environmental issues and plagiarism issues and said "this is not a social warrior project", which is a pretty blatant right wing dogwhistle.