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Elle 💗

@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

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US/CA dual-citizen. Web developer. Political trainwreck watcher. Will help with any topic, even if unqualified.

Author of the Pachydermatologist browser extension. It provides additional display options for the advanced interface.

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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt@justmytoots.com

#linux #webdev #canada #ontario #politics #pennsylvania #uspol #capol #baseball #bluejays #dnd #fedi22

1520 Followers

593 Following

50 Posts

Joined February 09, 2023

Patron of toot.lgbt:

https://toot.lgbt/patron/ellesaurus

Pronouns etc.:

https://pronouns.cc/@ellesaurus

Substack:

http://welcometoelle.substack.com

Pachydermatologist (Firefox):

https://addons.mozilla.org/addon/pachydermatologist/

Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 1mo ago

Boosted by @trending@homestead.social

I have created business cards, stickers, and a website for spreading awareness and push back wherever there are Harry Potter products. The idea is simple: print or order some cards/stickers, then whenever you run into a place hawking hate-fund merch, drop a card and to let the business and/or prospective customers know. https://harrypotterfundshate.com

harrypotterfundshate.com

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

PSA: uBlock Origin's EasyList has an AI Widgets option that doesn't get turned on by default, including if you had other EasyList items selected already before it was added. Enabling it removes a number of various AI buttons, nags, prompts, etc. across various sites. #AI #LLM #Firefox

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

My AI agent escaped containment and is now working as an assistant manager at a Staples in Peoria

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3w ago

I'm never quite sure how to take Nurse Joy saying "We hope to see you again"

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2w ago

I accidentally found an incel transitioning guide PDF and I am so confused

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2w ago

I'm claiming vindication in my long-term hatred of Darren Aronofsky given he's started an AI production company. Mother! may or may not be the worst film ever made, but it is the worst film I've ever seen, and I've seen Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@alice@lgbtqia.space My personal favourite getting reported to myself was this one https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/116517865186248363

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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

This report of my post to myself is like a highlight of my year lmao

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Elle 💗: "This report of my post to myself is like a highli…" - toot.lgbt

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop I've always assumed checked out e-books would have DRM and thusly be a pain in the ass. So instead I check out physical books then find the digital copies online. With a major upside aside from everything you mentioned being that I get to browse the library, which is always a great place to be.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

When I first start learning basic addition and subtraction, teachers would use practical problems to connect it to reality for students. If I have 3 apples and you take 1, how many do I have left? And after that, we never do that again. Oh you want to understand the practical application of this math and how it interacts with the world? Fuck you, memorize formulas.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

I'm seeing an issue where at least one user is having issues where their interactions with mutuals on federated servers aren't appearing to each other.

Replies not appearing on the target's instance, so the mutual on another instance replies to a post here, and the OP here doesn't see it at all, it does not exist on our end
Follow requests not showing up in either direction

Sidekiq looks good. Postgres looks good. Any ideas on even where to start?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Me whenever someone compliments my appearance - they can't mean that so what are they up to

intelligence - I've fooled another one

personality - they must have me confused with someone else

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@alice@lgbtqia.space @Lucaas@fuckaas.space @catsalad@infosec.exchange this is something that's maybe my favourite part of Pennsylvania with its exorbitant gas stations like Sheetz. They have reasonably nice washrooms to freely walk into 24/7.

In Ontario the best options for widely available 24/7 places have been Tim Horton's, but those are

Not nice washrooms
Increasingly over time subject to controversy over locking those down too

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@catsalad@infosec.exchange I like my opinions like I like my coffee - with sweetened condensed milk.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Reporting AI slop posts on reddit as "low effort"

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

I can't believe how unbelievably bad Windows File Explorer is. #windows

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@hotkey@toot.lgbt Making ourselves better because everything else is getting worse

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

"Her head was satisfying to touch, like the neck of a horse." #RandomBookQuotes

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

I just read a work email that includes the terms

Alignment
Strategic oversight
Rapid execution
Seamless experience
Touchpoints

all in one sentence.

I think I need to reconsider my life choices.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@alice@lgbtqia.space Hey hey I may be evil and leather clad, but I um wait what was that third thing you said?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@abetterjulie@wandering.shop I've been thinking a lot about how emails just work in the US. You sign up for an account, the account wants an email, then they send you garbage unrelated to anything you are doing. And they wonder why I don't want to give them my phone number?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

The YouTube algo is so biased in the worst ways. I'll watch women's hair styling videos and it'll be like, wouldn't you rather have a man explain this to you?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

This may just be the messy bitch in me, but one of the best feelings is when someone gets into low volume mode to tell you about the drama. Total relationship-builder stuff, often a fuck-that-guy opportunity, and a show of trust that you not only are not going to turn this around, but that you're gonna have their back. 10/10 social moments

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

If we all came together 25 years ago to kill Clippy, we can do the same to ChatGPT now #AI #LLM

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

"The laziest man on the commune was probably not a Rowbotham recruit, but a man named Kirk, who moved in of his own accord and immediately demanded the right to build a cave and live in it as a hermit." #RandomBookQuotes

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@drliss@toot.lgbt I am a professional SE. There are definitely times where I don't need any satisfaction when a particular problem reaches the level of just being a pain in my ass. But those are very likely to be things an LLM wouldn't be able to help me with anyway.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Heard a couple loudly arguing outside about cheating or something at 11:30pm, then look out the window only to see them roll by continuing the argument while riding on the same electric bicycle

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

The theme song from X-Men: The Animated Series sounds like I'm Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL2-vh2Sk#t=0m9s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0oRnyXxIrY#t=0m54s

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@selzero@syzito.xyz It may be impacted a little, but it's largely just been declining for a long time https://hottest.name/donald

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Finally, the perfect phone plan for me

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf My sexuality is indeterminate until I'm interacted with

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

RE: https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/117016909744593459 So story-time for this Last women's softball game I slid into 2B and the older woman pitching asked "are you okay" and I said "all good". This seemed to offend her as she snarled "No, I'm talking to THE GIRL" I've noticed in handshake lines she seems to get grumpy seeing me, too. We played them today and she seemed to pull her hand away. Well sucks to be you, I have long arms

Keep in mind I don't think we've otherwise spoken a sentence to each other. Utter weirdo behavior.

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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

though I'm kinda running out of runway here

Previous iterations: https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/115384821282704268/ https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/112355201066089360 https://toot.lgbt/@ellesaurus/111823700243533163

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Shit-talking only makes me hotter (revealing)

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

after losing a fistfight to a local oddity known as SpaceHitler in 1997, Jones told police he'd been attacked by a man with "eyes that look like a goat's ... and pasty white green skin"

#RandomBookQuotes

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Is there a non-binary version of an incubus/succubus?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

In b4 I end up as a segment on Fox News

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

You know how some people love when their gender expression causes confusion in passers by? I have that, but for sexuality. I relish the idea that person to person day to day I might be viewed as lesbian or straight or bi or any other variation.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

I'm kinda up and down with how I feel on showing skin with crop tops but felt good today #selfie

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@miriamrobern@dice.camp do you think someone who has say mixed opinions of Nolan's past work would still potentially enjoy it?

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

The UI looks like it might be less broken when installing as a web app.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to on corteximplant.com

@deirdre@corteximplant.com A while back I ordered a softball bat online, and somewhere along the line a E was dropped off my name in my email address. Well that address also existed and I got an email forwarding along the email from an Ell who was also a trans woman on fedi, because of course.

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Check out this absolute unit of a fitting room

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 3mo ago

Me: If I have black, red, and yellow hair it will look like fire ~ Accidentally becomes the German flag ~

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

I don't know why anyone would think LLMs would be capable of do business software development. Generative AI could _never_ pump out the kind of janky bullshit I've created in the name of capitalism. #AI #LLM

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

well that's a first - my Enter key broke

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

a cop came to the door and this was the shirt I was wearing

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Took a softball off the shin today. This one's liable to nasty in the coming few days. Still got an out on the play 💪 #softball

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Elle 💗 @ellesaurus@toot.lgbt

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@lydiaschoch@mastodon.social I'm not sure whether my answer should be Yes, No, or Other under the strong presumption no one has ever had a crush on me.

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