#totp great. Back from medic time to the bloody birdie song
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mastodon 4.7.2Grumpy old fucker who is also a chartered surveyor, ratings advocate, photographer, gardener, dj, pokerist, maths student. Kinda Scottish & living over the north Welsh Riviera :)
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Location changed from the desk as it's still warm but my bestest mate Bobzeeboo and I are spending our last few afternoons together chilling to #classicfm#whiskerswednesday #caturday
I don't really know what day it is anymore and caturday is every day forever
Keep smiling pop pickers. Catch y'all next week #totp
Autocorrect actually changed this to
"Keep smiling poo pockets"
Evening all xx
Legs and co looking energetic tonight #totp
That man is past the maraca quota, someone get him! #totp
Couriers don't want to pay delivery drivers £25+ an hour to retain the trustworthy and valued employees and to also employ 30% more drivers so as not to overwork them.
Because nobody wants delivery charges to begin at £15
#dpd #dhl #royalmail #ups #evri
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@silverspookgames@wandering.shop as Scots living in Wales we appreciate it's straight out of the English empirical Playbook
The memories of oppression live long in the national memories of lands that remain occupied; native languages suppressed, children abused & brainwashed, culture all but annihilated.
History showed the founding fathers went to that continent to wage vile Christian persecution, as even Britain became too liberal for them
Not that I expect many Americans to appreciate, even in c21
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@Mastodon@mastodon.social it's always worth adding a reminder to support your instance too
@trumpet@mastodon.scot doesn't run itself!
Play prince #totp
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social I have a plan I've called "make them do what they said they would". Yes it's a shit name but I'm just an ideas person
Perfectly happy to pass this on and step out of the way :)
CEOs, directors, senior managers and all their enabling politicians have to both open their wallets to pay for, and turn up to work on a "normal" salary until ALL their promises are delivered.
If this involves PPE and shovels, so be it. They promised...
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @gwynnion@mastodon.social this is the level of consideration and respect I would expect of a well #federated rebellion
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @gwynnion@mastodon.social can I just request that the torches wait until autumn please
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Apologies for the lack of wisecracks I've been gaming
But cracking #totp tonight
So every episode of #totp needs a scary man, and Honky brought theirs
I swear to whatever passes for God these days that if Craig David tries to get all over my boink tonight I'm going to call the authorities #totp
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@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot Anstruther is a straight even climb all the way up the hill to the pub and that hill looks pretty straight and even
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@renardboy@mastodon.social @DavidM_yeg@beige.party @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io but they're YOUR children not theirs
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@lokjo@mapstodon.space this is typical of the level of censorship inflicted by international news agencies
How's a political party meant to get to its second century when the most prominent candidate gets no coverage?
They still have some very important work to continue.
We've had some cleaning issues at work as well #totp
She doesn't need to, I'm already worn out #totp
Oh it's creepy creepy Tom Jones #totp eww
Let's blame the lyrics, eh?
Ok we've seen unplugged keyboard solos, but that's the first one I've seen without an actual keyboardist #totp
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@LaChasseuse this tech will come for us all once way or another
RIP Michael, thinking of you every Tuesday
#recycling #wrexham
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@mer oooo fuck yeah
I watch them walking around the supermarket and if I hadn't been watching for 5 decades I'd think they're all broken
Me? I gently shut my dishwasher with my foot whilst putting the last plate away in the cupboard opposite
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@TheBreadmonkey I'd suggest that the answer to their problems is written right there in the short article
#epic are still relying on income from #fortnite , a quite average game they released 14 years ago.
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@sleepy62@social.vivaldi.net @brianb@fosstodon.org (and all on the same roof elevation)
Basically the whole array falls to match the output of the least productive panel
If part of the array is shaded by trees the productivity of the whole lot drops during that part of the day
MOB BARLEY #TOTP
#totp oh fuck I failed to leave the room before Rod started singing
I've ruined my ears for the whole fucking weekend
#totp no lock the fucker out ffs
Fuck me
I know #jamesbrown had some low points, but
#totp
Trip hazard alert! Guitar WITH a cable, careful there... #totp
Had the keyboard dude had a spaghetti accident #totp
#totp BO
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@Pepijn most people everywhere have not tried to pick up an undomesticated animal that isn't clearly sick, distressed and in danger of harm.
Those of you who do ought to have a body good word with yourselves
Wow double legend number #totp
I guess the rest of this'll be shite then, oh
Omg thank you Moloko, finally some music
#totp
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@mildpeach@mstdn.social @middleclasstool@phire.place only if you surround yourself with peers of your own age
Those of us more used to a mixed age community have been bending, lifting and carrying for the over 60s most of our lives!
And oh god do you get to hear about why!!
My turn soon :)
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@sagorhasda@mastodon.social
100+ follows and no content?
a "professional influencer" should already be aware that most mastodonians will autoblock a new follower that hasn't posted at all. Especially when they've joined a garbage instance
#introduction at least.
Bye