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Brian Johnson

@brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
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Sometime musician, Quaker attender and Methodist. Fuji X, adapted classic lenses, film photography. Music. WordPress. History. A bit of politics.

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Joined November 05, 2022
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago

My local independent bookshop is up for sale.

I have no retail experience, no time and am older than the person selling up.

Tempted.

#bookshops #reading

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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago

Le sigh. I’ve got that sinking feeling again when you raise a support ticket, get an answer, and realise that you have more knowledge on the particular niche subject than the support tech.

#TechSupport #tech

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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social @CiaraNi@mastodon.green My favourite is visitors seeing a walk-in cupboard with "LAGER" on the door, that is filled with all sorts of stuff, but never any beer.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4mo ago
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@aadeacon@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space @EriogonumDarwin@mastodon.social @riverpunk@defcon.social @acb@mastodon.social @webhat@infosec.exchange @EdCates@mastodon.social I've done that too. Also, if I (very rarely) choose to use one, I give it one chance and as soon as there's an error because it thinks I'm not obeying its rules as to where to put things after scanning, I walk off too.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 9mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop @Catriona@tech.lgbt Fortunately the BBC have a solution for that.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@thebaywindowgirl@toot.wales It's been quite unpleasant weather, and because it's sunny and breezy I feel guilty for saying so. But you're right, it's uncomfortable. Mrs J is blissfully unaffected by the humidity, so she just enjoys the sunshine and breeze. Bah.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I've seen so many more AI event posters over the last couple of weeks. Dunno if there's been a new release of Canva or some such to cause this. It really is depressing.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@Akki @TheBreadmonkey I don't drink alcohol, and so we get similar when ordering for me and Mrs J. They give me the beer and Mrs J the tomato juice. Every. Single. Time.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net Evergreen toot, that.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@pheonix @CosmicCactus @shy_mia My immediate thought was, if they're launching a paid version, then what extra crap are they going to force into the free (currently only) version from then on?
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
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@anthonybearles@mastodonapp.uk @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Except in Northumberland, where the green bin is the grey bin and the grey bin is the green bin. That's because, before green bins were introduced, the grey bin was made green to be more appealing. So when green bins were introduced, they couldn't have two green bins so they made the new bin grey (for green waste, which is mostly brown) and left the old green bin green, for grey waste. #binception #Northumberland
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
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@CiaraNi@mastodon.green @randahl@mastodon.social Indeed. I worked for a very famous Danish brewery for some years and people obviously expected there to be a cupboard full of beer.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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@skinnylatte @CiaraNi This is a fascinating thread. I've observed similar with Norwegian, Danish and Swedish people each talking their own language and understanding each other but there's a lot more commonality with those languages.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 15mo ago
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social @paul_edwin@mastodon.beer And these will largely be the same people who deride Wikipedia for being unreliable.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

FFS no I'm not going to rate my recent experience with a service that just auto renewed a few days ago with no intervention from either side.

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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@CiaraNi Absolutely. This reminds me immediately of how certain politicians lie continually. They don't expect to be believed, necessarily: but they aim to break down trust; to make people think that *all* politicians lie continually; and then they come along with their answers to everything.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 13mo ago
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@jpab@mastodon.gamedev.place @misty@digipres.club In short, yes. At least, you don't have to be a theist. I know several atheist Quakers.
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 13mo ago
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@misty@digipres.club @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Awesome. The one thing that can never be said to a bunch of Quakers is "have you thought this through?"
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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

Can you imagine the outrage if it was, say, Zack Polanski who had been given £5m by some foreign resident and then decided to "re-enter" politics?
#GreenParty #ReformUK

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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago

I'm not sure "This update patches multiple security vulnerabilities..." is quite the selling point that the authors think it is.
#software

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Brian Johnson @brianjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Utterly brilliant. This gives me hope.
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