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The result of a failed lab experiment in the early 1970s, I now spend my time perfecting my resting sarcastic face.
The thing to remember about #Trump is that nobody likes him.
Nobody.
What they like is who he enables them to be.
When the inquiries start not one of his "supporters" will defend him.
I bet he's sweating now. 🤣
This is why we need to push for PR - a fairer and more inclusive electoral system.
Want to know who's on the #Epstein list but no don't want to wait forever?
Create a committee called Republicans Against a Paedophile Executive then look at who doesn't sign up for it.
We started watching series 2 of "Last One Laughing" yesterday on Amazon and I can honestly say that Diane Morgan reciting Dylan Thomas is one of the most eye-wateringly funny things I have seen in a long time.
It's impossible to explain so I'm just going to suggest that you watch it.
So, let me get this straight.
The brown bin is for green waste whilst the green bin is for brown waste (cardboard), and the blue bin is also a green bin but for neither green or brown waste with the grey bin for everything else.
Does that just about cover it?
There's always a tweet.
Chef: "No, Cumin is one word. Why do you ask?"
Me, pulling up trousers: "My bad. You may want to make a fresh batch of these then."
On Saturday I was channel hopping and came across the Doctor Who episode "The God Complex" . Another great performance from Matt Smith.
How did we get from that quality of storytelling to whatever the hell the last couple of seasons were?
Can we please get some proper writers back?
Roses are red (but can be white or pink too)
Violets are violet (the clue's in the name)
Rhyming is hard when you're literal.
Something about romance.
Trump is a thin-skinned, whiney little bitch.
That's it. That's the post.
I'm not saying I'm tired, but last night I dreamt I was asleep.
#Trump was obviously bullied a lot when he was younger.
He now finds it easier to side with the bullies than to stand up to them.
This both explains his actions and shows how he can be beaten.