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@batterpunts@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
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Joined November 27, 2016
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Always super anxious about responding to job openings and i amd hyper envious of people who can just pop 'em off en masse like rolling a handful of dice and moving on
i msgd you (sprinkled you with msg)
THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND CRIME
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@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org i would like to hear about that sand timer, and the strange contraption on the left there
(carl sagan eating pussy)
hmm, crumbly, but good
very soon we should be seeing a double prime minister event
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@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone @finn@surfin.dog @beanclock@jorts.horse @breakfastgolem@goblin.camp get in loser, me and the other 10 angry men are going speed racing and we can't drop below 70, but you gotta stop worrying and learn to love the bomb
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@finn@surfin.dog @beanclock@jorts.horse @breakfastgolem@goblin.camp @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone *snaps fingers
looks like were going into the endgame
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@leemadgwick@mastodonapp.uk at this zoom level it nearly looked like a photo but also a giant human hand
Livestock farmers insulting eachother
Your grass is ass
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@CStamp@mastodon.social Im in NL i eat plenty of rice and don't wash.
i used to have to contend with the rice bubbling over once or twice diring the cooking, but that just stopped for some reason. I think they're processing the brand of rice i buy a little different? Or maybe In a very large bag (5kg vs 1kg i used to buy), starchy powder falls to the bottom, idk.
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@dankwraith@monads.online this cat will save us when the advanced aliens come to earth to judge it
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@Nickiquote whats funnier is they got the expression wrong.
It’s “feed a fever, starve a cold”
Absolute junk advice, but that’s the saying.
sock
coming up on my 10 mastodon anniversary, what a ride
had a dream that marvel rivals had extreme gibby gore deaths and i was very upset about it
a circle is 78% of a square
these dishes maculate af
why do cactuses even have spikes anymore when all the relevant interacting species that could be poked by spikes simply don't give a fuck
people look upon the Darmok episode of star trek as quaint and interesting and of course complete fiction, meanwhile I matrix dejavu and pepe sylvia at home
ADHD person saying "well, one problem at a time" is like fantastic progress
summer's reprise
does anyone have the sonic+tails meme comic where sonic's like Hehe, name every plane
and tails is like >:O fullscreen shouting every single plane and sonic gets increasingly 👀 💦
documentary narrators stop saying Join Us, As We challenge
nobody:
the english: am draring aat in the rumm
any metre less than 4/4 or 8/8 is because it's funny
any metre longer than usual is because you never learned when to shut up
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL SEE YOU BEHIND BARS
(gets thrown in prison myself and then my nemesis visits)
hey, ironic, right?
Ok but do they in fact work as “massage rods”?
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange archeologists discovered the earliest form of t-posing for dominance at gobekli tepe
One ancient culture with very few remains was known to call the same influence “big dick energy”
🎶 I'm a glitch, I'm an over
🎶 flow, I'm freeze, I'm a nullref
🎶 I'm a bluescreen, I'm a crash
🎶 I will corrupt your RAM
i should be more personally expressive
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Blabstbeapt Felaffel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMAPWtAqpbg&t=754s
Igorrr - Amen (FULL ALBUM)
battle of the sex.
tell me a joke
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@colon_three@icosahedron.website bro you're buff as fuck, i could't even do 1 curl rep with 30kg
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@colon_three@icosahedron.website no alcohol, even thought you'd be the perfect guy to carry 2-3 crates