working hard? or learning about the history of tartan patterns on wikipedia during work hours
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Wilson "Beans Clock" Scraddock
@beanclock@jorts.horse
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lofi beans to chill/relax to
436 Followers
220 Following
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Joined June 25, 2023
for emergency use only:
i am bringing back arrow to the knee for the 15th anniversary
it's 3am and i'm up thinking about long sliced bread again
Boosted by @kkarhan@jorts.horse
who's got a link cable
my hobbies include cooking, playing music and peeling translucent protective layers i only just spotted off consumer electronics items i purchased over a year ago
pathetic black box, no personality, ridiculous price, doesn't even have a handle
geek on the streats
bleak in the sheets
you can tell my son is british because he just fell down some stairs and apologised to the stairs
returned home to find a headless mouse on my doorstep. a message from the local cat mafia
when i was about 14 i tried to add star wars day to the wikipedia page for the 4th of may, and a moderator rejected it saying it was a lame joke even the worst daytime radio presenter wouldn't make. well who's laughing now buddy? that's right. the unstoppable death march of capitalism
the best dolly parton song is jolene played at 35rpm
it's been ten years and i still get a chuckle out of "brexit means breakfast"
i've had an iphone for a month now and while it's obviously excellent in most ways the face id is sooo much worse than a fingerprint sensor i don't know why this is a thing
13:37 time 4 gamers
linux and macos will never be as popular as windows until they include a weezer video in the base os install
everyday just do one thing to make the world a better place. ask an old lady if she needs help with her shopping. pick up some litter. put beans in a clock. it's all enriching the world around you for the people you love and your community.
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i think it's a lot funnier that it put 'of' on its own line
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@html5test niels can you please fill it with beans
anna's archive really is something isn't it
panic! at nabisco
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@finn@surfin.dog @breakfastgolem@goblin.camp @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone if you are going to be pedantic about it then you better keep it to yourself before the empire strikes back
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@gobborg@jorts.horse the p in panera stands for palpitations
the number one thing you need to remember about setting up a website is thinking of a catchy url
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@html5test it's like a dream come true! i love the trace the bean juice leaves, the attention to detail is what it's all about
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@mhoye this is why winrar has a $2,000,000,000,000 valuation
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@dashdsrdash your reply is like coming into the unicycle shop and telling me "do you know you can use two wheels?"
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@KormaChameleon@tech.lgbt clearly not. if it was an mp4 of the hash pipe video there would be a monopoly now
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enjoy jorts.horse the way it's creators intended by creating a 24h live stream of every post read out by microsoft sam
quiche that's been done a million times call that a quliché
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cold brew coffee is not adopted enough in britain it's not good enough
with the 53rd pick of the mastodon draft, jorts.horse select :sm64_p: :sm64_i: :sm64_s: :sm64_s:
you know what after 14 years i think i'm finally coming around on gangnam style
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a man is in a dive bar drinking his sorrows away, trying to find the words to say to his wife at the bottom of the bottle after losing everything on the stock market. barkeep puts his arm around him and asks, what went wrong? through tears the man replies: "goose was not valued"
@NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social all blow no show
smash that like button and don't forget to put conkers in the corner of your room to keep spiders away
done some research. can't find any examples of clocks full of peas sorry guys
my time is valuable, this is why i post while i piss