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AWS Catapult for Retail is a fully managed projectile-trajectory commerce acceleration service that launches your retail workloads toward customers at maximum velocity, with launch angle, payload weight, and arc optimization handled automatically across all three Availability Zones in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes 1,000 launches per month, after which you are billed per launch, per arc-degree of correction, per kilogram of payload, and for the landing zone, which is a separate regional endpoint priced in a currency AWS will determine at press time. IAM permissions are required to configure both the catapult and the thing being catapulted, and these are different permissions. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Discover the new FreeBSD EC2 desktop images. Easily launch a KDE graphical environment on AWS without manual configuration. Connect via RDP effortlessly. #FreeBSD #AmazonEC2 #KDE #CloudComputing #RDP https://dailytechnow.com/freebsd-ec2-desktop-images/

Wrong, not broken https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws-insights/wrong-not-broken/ #SoftwareDevelopment #Testing #CloudComputing

Amazon Mega Resilience Umbrella automatically extends protective coverage across your multi-region architecture by spanning up to 99.999% of failure scenarios, though like any umbrella, it inverts completely in winds exceeding a single Availability Zone outage, at which point AWS recommends purchasing a second umbrella. Coverage radius scales dynamically with your workload and is billed per square meter of protection per millisecond, with diameter expansion events charged separately as an Umbrella Deployment Unit at $0.0000023 each, which is very reasonable until you have 40 billion of them. The Free Tier includes one umbrella per account per month, provided the account was created before the umbrella was announced, you are not in us-east-1, and the umbrella is closed. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Amazon Interactive Furnace for ServiceNow continuously burns through your existing ITSM workflows at temperatures up to 1,400 degrees Celsius, converting legacy ticket data into a fully managed ash of structured JSON events that can be routed to any of the seventeen supported downstream services, six of which are generally available. The Furnace maintains a precise and adjustable heat output calibrated to your organizational change management processes, though provisioned thermal capacity is billed per BTU-hour whether or not combustion occurs, and cross-region heat transfer is charged at standard data transfer rates plus a Furnace Handling Fee that will appear on your bill under a category called Other. The Free Tier includes 750 hours of pilot-light mode per month for the first twelve months, during which the Furnace is on but not actively burning anything, which is also true of several comparable services you are already paying for. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

En molnregion, fyra AI-jättar och en försmak på vad som händer om alla dina agenter delar samma feldomän. Torsdagen i september borde förändra ditt sätt att tänka, skriver David Linthicum i en analys.#CloudComputing #SaaS #BusinessContinuity #ArtificialIntelligence #GenerativeAI Molnhaveriet som borde sätta skräck i it-cheferna

DeepSeek Elastic Compute (DSec): Sandbox Infrastructure for Effective Agentic Training at Scale https://arxiv.org/abs/2609.22978 #AI #MachineLearning #CloudComputing

Cloud ai dominance undermines privacy and competition #cloudcomputing #virtualization #cloud #ai https://vuldb.com/article/cloud-ai-dominance-undermines-privacy-and-competition

Amazon Agentic Analytics Pickle enhances your existing data workflows by complementing up to 6 other AWS analytics services simultaneously, provided those services are correctly tagged, deployed in the same region, and connected via an IAM role with a trust policy you will write mostly by feel. The Free Tier includes 10,000 complementary pairings per month, after which each pairing is billed at $0.0023, plus $0.0019 per agent reasoning token, plus standard data transfer rates, plus a $94 monthly brine storage fee for state persistence that is listed as optional but is not. Currently available in us-east-1, with additional regions planned for a future date that will be announced at re:Invent and then quietly updated to mean the following re:Invent. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Leaving DigitalOcean, one site at a time https://keith.is/post/leaving-digitalocean/ #HackerNews #Tech #CloudComputing

AWS Says It Can't Restore Some Data From Mideast Facilities Struck by Iran https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/aws-says-it-cant-restore-some-data-from-mideast-facilities-struck-by-iran-ddcb7e5d?mod=rss_worldnews #Tech #CloudComputing #CyberSecurity

Iran-Krieg: Alle AWS-Daten in Bahrain sind zerstört Der Iran kann einen Erfolg gegen einen US-Datenkonzern verbuchen: Amazons Rechenzentren in Bahrain sowie eines in den Emiraten sind unwiederbringlich kaputt. https://www.heise.de/news/Iran-Krieg-Alle-AWS-Daten-in-Bahrain-sind-zerstoert-11454487.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon #Amazon #AmazonWebServices #Backup #CloudComputing #Irankrieg #IT #news

AWS Hamster is a fully managed wheel-spinning service that continuously rotates your workloads through up to 11 redundant execution cycles per second, ensuring your compute never actually stops moving or arrives anywhere. The Free Tier includes one hamster per account with up to 500 spins per month, after which each additional rotation is billed at $0.0000023, which sounds reasonable until you learn that a standard web application idles at approximately 40 million spins per hour. IAM policies for cross-account hamster federation are configured separately and are, per our documentation, left as an exercise for the reader. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

AWS Interactive Migration Hamster continuously runs your workload assessment in a wheel of automated discovery, spinning at up to 10,000 RPM across 847 source configurations simultaneously, though sustained throughput requires provisioning a second hamster in a separate Availability Zone for redundancy, sold separately. Migration paths are surfaced through the Hamster Console, the Hamster CLI, the legacy Hamster SDK, the new Hamster SDK, the community-supported Hamster Terraform provider, and a Step Functions workflow the documentation describes as "not recommended but supported." The Free Tier includes one hamster for 750 hours per month for the first 12 months, after which each additional hamster is billed at $0.23 per wheel-rotation with a minimum commitment of 40 million rotations, and data transfer out of the hamster is priced separately. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Microsoft discloses Azure revenue as part of major financial reporting changes https://www.theverge.com/news/989102/microsoft-earnings-changes-azure-revenue #Tech #Business #CloudComputing

Azure und AWS direkt vernetzt Microsoft und AWS ermöglichen eine direkte Netzwerkanbindung zwischen ihren Cloud-Umgebungen. Die Vorschau ist auf 1 Gbit/s begrenzt. https://www.heise.de/news/Azure-und-AWS-direkt-vernetzt-11437967.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon #Systemverwaltung #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #IT #MicrosoftAzure #news

Amazon just tripled its order of Nvidia chips over 'surging demand' https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/26/amazon-just-tripled-its-order-of-nvidia-chips-over-surging-demand/ #AI #Semiconductors #CloudComputing

Why hybrid clouds break and what to do about it SPONSORED EXPLAINER: There's nothing wrong with hybrid cloud. It's the one-size-fits-all strategy on top of it that's the problem. https://www.theregister.com/paas-and-iaas/2026/08/11/sponsored-why-hybrid-clouds-break-and-what-to-do-about-it/5283973 #Tech #Technology #HybridCloud #CloudComputing #Cybersecurity #TheRegister #Microsoft #OpenSource #Software #AI #Gadgets #Startup #Gadgets #TechNews #SponsoredExplainers [The Register]

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Discover the Microsoft AI earnings 2026 report. Azure revenue soars as Copilot surpasses 30 million users, driving a new era of agentic digital workforce. #Microsoft #AI #CloudComputing #Azure #Copilot #Earnings #TechNews https://securityexpress.info/microsoft-ai-earnings-2026/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social