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"You must be high or brain damaged." - @RandomDeamon@noauthority.social
I'm not suicidal and will never be suicidal because that's exactly what my enemies want me to be.
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Joined January 15, 2024
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@FiestaBun@decayable.ink @HatkeshiatorTND@annihilation.social @hunter0one@annihilation.social Your inclinations are why bachelors are fake-wearing rings at the bar.
Wife checklist:
🔳 Won't murder kids
🔳 No penis
✅ Self-aware
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@HatkeshiatorTND@annihilation.social @hunter0one@annihilation.social @FiestaBun@decayable.ink I can count them on one hand with digits lost in a horrific table saw accident, and in those cases my inclinations short-circuit like a SawStop the moment I've learned otherwise.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.world It's funny how much bullshit we can really tolerate if there's just one or two positive things in the mix. Good always outweighs evil
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@deprecated_ii@poa.st You have a kitchen server to ask your local LLM whether you should have tea or coffee today. I have a kitchen server to store pirated media and self-host applications that make it convenient to access them (I ran out of room in the server closet).
We are not the same.
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@deprecated_ii@poa.st I'd pay more for a bigger formfactor device if it didn't take an electron microscope to make sure my repair on it wouldn't fry it.
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@harblinger@wizard.casa
Step 1. Using a saw or metal chisel, open the motor housing (since it's been laser-welded shut)
Step 2. Pull out and sell the copper.
Step 3. Buy a new one.
皆さん、こんにちは
>receive email from service I canceled a year ago
>copy Unsubscribe link from email footer full of tiny size 8 font links
>load in burner browser inside normie win10 VM
>page partially loads, requires javascript
>spend 2min deciphering which scripts to allow via umatrix
>page loads
>enter your email.... twice
>second field doesn't allow pasting
>type, submit
>captcha
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@deprecated_ii@poa.st just need that guy with the backyard cleanroom chipfab setup to get his ass into gear
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@coolboymew@shitposter.world You better sign off on this or else Roko's Basilisk in 2048 will unperson you
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@rosey@nekomimi.pics let's cc @Tony@clew.lol I know he'll sympathize with this kind of bullshit tactic lol
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@nikiboo@strelizia.net @Junes@clubcyberia.co has a big pig electrocution edit for this guaranteed
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world Why doesn't he just make it a bleach-flavored reflecting pool
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@paper9741@poa.st @deprecated_ii@poa.st murals are good. Some graffiti can approach mural status, but it's distinct from "tags"
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@wishgranter14@poa.st I imagine that cooling the heated water costs more than just drawing up new water. They probably don't have usage tiers like normal citizens either
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@rosey@nekomimi.pics
>click unsub
>you've unsubscribed
>go to close tab
>modal "WAIT, PLEASE, I'LL SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN FOR YOU PLEASE DON'T GO"
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@BigDuck@poa.st men's shampoo: it's 8-in-1 idk wash your balls with it or something who gives a fuck
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@ergo@pleroma.ergofreeman.com @jobanab@poa.st @Arkana@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital the coordinated monke thinks not of safety and only of party superiority
Melvil Dewey if he was an Austrian drum nerd https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornbostel%E2%80%93Sachs
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@tyler@nicecrew.digital my favorite grade of steel is knowing about the influence of belief on perspective
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@Jens_Rasmussen@poa.st @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club Yeah we've got more unemployed 'tismpower
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@Jens_Rasmussen@poa.st @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club are the best TLs from native English speakers that learned Japanese then?
There's an Estonian guy I watch on YT who learned English and then Japanese through English and I honestly couldn't distinguish him from a native Japanese speaker at this point.