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@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org @maxleibman@beige.party I was going to make that joke, but figured someone had already done it! 😄
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Tonya Marie 🏳️⚧️
@TonyaMarie@chaosfem.tw
mastodon 4.7.2+glitchMiddle-aged trans woman in Seattle. Retired math teacher and coder, full-time housewife. Autistic, spouse to ADHD, parent to both.
I love cooking, boardgames, RPGs, and SF/F.
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Joined February 22, 2023
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@Elleaster@ohai.social @tillybridges@mastodon.social
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flips it again for emphasis
OMGOMGOMGOMG
Y'ALL!
I got called "pretty" last night!
And not a compliment on my hair or clothes, which happens often enough and I love it, but like "Oh, you're pretty!"
By a complete stranger (as I was introducing myself and inviting people to play the bar trivia I host)!
How does that happen?
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange There are very specific times when butter is an "ingredient" and should be unnoticed as part of the overall food. Other times it is a "condiment" and is intended to be tasted and appreciated for itself.
It's also fascinating to me that "sandwich/wrap/burrito" creates a context in which foods that, without the wrapper, should never touch, not only are allowed to but are better for having done so.
Ok, autistic need to understand something puzzling. This is not a sub-toot, or passive aggressive anything, just genuine confusion.
Why are there so many posts that are images of text, instead of just text? Or worse, reels of an image of text? What purpose is served?
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@CharlotteEowyn@chaosfem.tw That's weird. My instructor did not do that, and I'm glad. I don't want to emulate someone else, I want to discover my voice.
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@Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io In the immortal words of the Barenaked Ladies,
I like vanilla
It's the finest of the flavours
People always look at me weird when I try out the vanilla ice cream anywhere we go. A good vanilla tells you you're in a good place.
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@redsad@ohai.social At a very young age, my child had a sudden epiphany in the car seat eating drive thru chicken nuggets. Having taken a large bite, she proudly pointed to the meat and announced "this is the chicken..." then pointed to the breading and finished, "...and this is the nugget!"
OK, time for a poll!
When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, how many utensils do you use?
OK, time for a poll! When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, how many utensils do you use?
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@Dawn @FinalGirl Someone I knew years ago had a small 4 leaf clover. "If you see the clover, you're getting lucky!"
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@faithisleaping@anarres.family Ah, see I use my instapot enough that it lives on my counter.
But then, I have enough counter space to allow that, you might not.
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@faithisleaping@anarres.family Get the normal one, and then go on Etsy (or even here, really) and find a textile artist who can make you an R2-D2 slip cover. May end up costing the same in the end, but the extra money will go to an artist. :D
Decided to christen the new mini muffin trays with brownie bites!
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@Infrogmation If I can't access your content without ads or giving you my identity in some way, I can live without it.
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@SymTrkl@merping.synth.download The peppers and onions are staples. This is my first attempt with the carrots and ginger. 🤞
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@autistic_enby Sounds a but like the improv game where person A is giving a speech/presentation in a nonsense language, and person B is their translator. 😁
@Impossible_PhD
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Thank you everyone who has replied or even just faved my message. Support helps so much!
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@SymTrkl But also, thank you for the incredible compliment of placing my tits as second to Zoe's! I would have put myself much further back in the field! ❤️
@Impossible_PhD
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@Impossible_PhD It was actually better earlier in the evening ... that pic is after the boob tape pulled loose (I hadn't used the right length). When she made the comment I had much more cleavage!
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@SymTrkl Well, if I want cleavage I have to pull them together. I acknowledge having pretty great** tits, but they are wide set, so not much in the way of cleavage.
** I would have preferred naturally big, but accept that I needed to go store bought. At almost*** 60, the perkiness of implants don't look quite right****.
*** I'll be 59 calendar years old this year, despite feeling 40 and being in my 5th year of second puberty.
**** I expect a certain amount of sag and softness that isn't present.
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@0x4d6165 @chrisisgr8 @Tessa I would say most algebraic functions are bouba, while step functions and any function with a discontinuity would be kiki.
And there is probably a kiki-bouba spectrum that functions can be ordered onto.
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social I remember the days of the dining table having a nice tablecloth and placemats, along with other decorations, that were removed from the table for actual meals, then returned afterward.
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@SymTrkl@merping.synth.download When a sandwich is an excuse to break out the homemade pickles! (Red onion on the sandwich, carrot sticks and ginger on the plate)
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@YouShallNotPass@chaosfem.tw Yeah, that's my point, how totally inaccessible it is. Esp on Instagram, where the "video" ends, and I get the "replay / next" options covering up what I am trying to read...
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@SymTrkl@merping.synth.download At this point, cucumber pickles are a Trauma ™️ , so I just pretend they don't exist 😀
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@CharlotteEowyn Have you tried Boob Tape? That's how I get my cleavage, either with or without a bra. I use the tape to squish the boobs together, then if the top doesn't have padding I'll either use silicone nipple covers or a bra (depending on the shape of the top) if I need coverage or "aggressive nipple" reduction (my nipples became extremely aggressive on E!).
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@meadow I'm aiming my sights at my 7pm online D&D game. If I can save up enough spoons for that, I'll call the day rescued. :D
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@meadow Last week ended with "After you defeat the mutated troll, you look around and see the entrance to the cave you have been looking for." We're level 15 and (other than the one fight that was mercifully short after a brief panic; all hail the sorcerer with Hold Monster!) fully rested. It should be a good session!
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@Impossible_PhD I may have missed an earlier post by you, but what is a "powerpoint party" ?
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@lo@framapiaf.org That is a trip! I could totally stare at that for a very long time ...
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@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com "Carl, I demand that this dog be removed immediately! Mongo is appalled!"