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Parade du Grotesque 💀

@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
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I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!).

"I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights."

#nobridge
#nobot
#noai

2183 Followers
859 Following
50 Posts
Joined May 12, 2017
Linux:
Slackware
BSD:
OpenBSD NetBSD
systemd:
hell, no
Programming:
Python & shell
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org
If all of you all (you know who you are) currently exploring #NetBSD (for, uh, reasons*) would donate a little bit of money to the NetBSD Foundation, I am sure that sad little gauge under the logo would look a lot better. https://www.netbsd.org/donations/#how-to-donate Because right now, it stands at about 12K out of a goal of 50K and it makes me sad. 😔 Donate! 💶 💵 💷 (* good reasons, I might add) :netbsd:
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6d ago
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027: A malicious IKEv2 peer could crash iked(8) 028: After wg(4) interface destruction a use-after-free could be triggered by incoming packets. 029: Semaphore operation semop(2) could trigger a use-after-free in the kernel. 030: Incorrect upper bound for uid and gid can result in -1 being used. A lot of these have an impressive number of CVEs attached, probably due to AI, update! :openbsd: 2/2
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 1mo ago
Headline in the guardian: "If you build something vastly smarter than you, it better be on your side’: can we stop AI from deceiving us?" Mate, AI is NOT smarter, it's just parroting what it has read elsewhere, calculating the most probable response to your input and consistently failing to provide correct replies. Because it's not intelligent at all. And it does not even have any process remotely looking like intelligence. AI is just a marketing term. Stop repeating the BS from Anthropic.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4w ago

Yeah, if the 3 IP addresses you have used to connect are in:

  • Croatia
  • Iraq
  • And China

I am afraid I can't let you have an account on this server.

Sorry, not sorry.

#MastodonModeration

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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2w ago
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And yes, you can remove the back and the battery. Very easy. Shades of Nokia phones. This simple thing right here, means this is a phone designed with privacy and sustainability in mind.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago

Asking the important question right now.

Did it make you happy?

(From: https://lemmy.world/post/49149393 )

lemmy.world
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io Post GPS coordinates ASAP. We will send a catgirl commando for rescue & extraction within 48 hours unless otherwise instructed. 😉 #YesIKnowItIsAJoke
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io Even in some parts of Europe, people who are not Moslem say 'inshallah'. Sometimes a bit ironically, sometimes with honesty. Another example is "toubib" which is a bad pronunciation of the Arabic word for "doctor" (tabib or طبيب.), which is also used in France.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2w ago
You can't spell Nazis without AI. Just saying.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Overall, that was one of the fastest and easiest installations ever. #NetBSD really shines on these little configurations. A small computer, that could have ended in the trash, is now a happy, productive little machine!
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Today, I discovered the goodness that is mupdf: PDF, epub, jpeg, PNG viewer. Small, fast no drama program. My tiny #NetBSD netbook is fast becoming a very viable workstation! 🤓
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Oh. That explains a lot. Let's hope that's its final form. Great Northern Kaiju or something. (Source: https://slrpnk.net/post/40463796 )
slrpnk.net
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
I just discovered that the calming method I have been using for years has a name, and it's called "box breathing".
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Since I am an idiot, let's just download RC7 on the RC6 machine, reformat the USB drive and reinstall from that. Friday night is all right for reinstalling #NetBSD :netbsd:
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Installed Dillo ( @dillo@fosstodon.org ) and NetSurf on that little #NetBSD machine. Both are really fast, NetSurf seems a bit more complete. But I have a soft spot in my heart for Dillo, as I used it for years with Sylpheed to read emails that were HTML only.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@jperkin@federate.me.uk

My first PR for #NetBSD -- feeling very proud of myself:

Thank you very much for your problem report. It has the internal identification `pkg/60480'. The individual assigned to look at your report is: pkg-manager.

Category: pkg Responsible: pkg-manager Synopsis: Multiple packages fail install with pkgin on NetBSD 11.0 RC6 Arrival-Date: Wed Jul 22 21:50:00 +0000 2026

And just as I was completing it, I was able to install emacs with any issue... 🤦‍♂️

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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Me in front of the world cup final game.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Just sent a little bit of money to the #NetBSD foundation @netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org because I want you guys to release 11.0 soon! Love it so far. :netbsd:
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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$ uname -rms NetBSD 11.0_RC7 amd64 Victory is mine! 🤓 :netbsd:
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
"As the fight over AI data centers heats up, some polls have shown that AI is less popular with Americans than Immigration and Customs Enforcement." Now THAT takes some hard work! Congratulations to all involved. From: Terrified Tech Execs Are Traveling With Armed Bodyguards as AI Backlash Grows https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/terrified-tech-execs-traveling-armed-195630019.html
yahoo.com
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@mwl@io.mwl.io @JustinDerrick@infosec.exchange CATGIRL COMMANDOES GO GO GO!!
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Also: I like CTWM. It does the job.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago

Have a great day everyone!

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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@spellingmistakescostlives@mastodon.ie One bite... Is all it takes for the face hugger prawn to latch onto your face and inject you with its unholy spawn. The invasion has begun.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
And of course, FODMAP guts has decided to FODMAP extra hard tonight. Ah well... 😩
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago

OK, off to bed I go.

Lord Cthulhu, I am dead tired.

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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Apparently, I just reinstalled 11.0 RC6 on top of RC6... Darn you, mirror synchronisation!!! 🤓
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@JustinDerrick@infosec.exchange Excellent work! Post coordinates ASAP and leave discreetly without engaging. I repeat: without engaging! @mwl@io.mwl.io Are you frosted, detained or in any other way hurt? Please reply 'sugar sugar sugar' if that is the case.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Kind of a scary looking display in this picture, but it clears up and goes back to normal pretty quickly. Wifi is now working, time is set, pkgin is downloading in the background, and the whole thing still feels pretty snappy.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@khm I am afraid that's the general direction. They are scared people will go Luigi Mangione on them, so they want anti AI positions to be declared un American. @hyc@mastodon.social They don't stop or reverse course because that would mean the end of their little Ponzi scheme.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Strangely, I have more issues with pkgin refusing to connect or stalling in the middle of a download than I have with other functions. But that can wait for tomorrow...
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Also: yes, I know that poor little machine is filthy. Cleaning will have to wait for tomorrow. 💻🤓
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
It's not (yet) the expected crash, but it certainly looks more and more like the beginning of the end: << Situational Awareness was founded [by] Aschenbrenner when he was in his early 20s. Aschenbrenner, a former OpenAI employee, founded the hedge fund on the premise that “AI will be the dominant driver of global market returns over the next decade,” according to the firm’s site. >> Dear reader, it blew up: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/31/business/situational-awareness-explained https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/his-wedding-guests-were-arriving-just-as-his-45-billion-fund-was-falling-apart/ar-AA2997uK https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/business/nostradamus-of-ai-leopold-aschenbrenner-didnt-have-the-crystal-ball-seeing-hedge-fund-portfolio-dip-67/
edition.cnn.com
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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Can I update from 11.0 RC6 to 11.0 RC7 using 'sysupgrade'? Only one way to find out! 🤓
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@jperkin@federate.me.uk Sure, I'd love to help. Just point me in the right direction (website or other) where I can fill a bug report. I am not in front of the machine right now, but I'll do that reporting later today. Please note that this is 11.0 RC6, so not being able to download packages may be normal? In any case, happy to help!
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago
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@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange I see what you did there.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@tsturm@famichiki.jp Quite.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@AnachronistJohn@zia.io @jperkin@federate.me.uk No, I agree this was not a very good PR. The issue is, of course, that pkgin decided to work right as I was writing the PR. (Probably because the sync issues mentioned were resolved)
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space @CarmePont@mastodont.cat @linuxzx80@fe.disroot.org Al Pacino
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 1w ago
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@netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org Deeply unacceptable and borderline insulting. Name and shame, my friend, name and shame.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 🎼Cause in just 7 days, I can make you a maaaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaan! 🎵🎶 (Dynamic tension makes Pete Hegseth wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand!)
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space The trick, I think, is to hold your breath, and also to 'belly breathe'. Being light headed is a symptom of breathing too fast, and having too much oxygen in your blood.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4w ago
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@prokyonid@mastodon.sdf.org Nothing! I know these three countries are fine. It's just that it's difficult to think of a reason for the same person to use IPs in these three.
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2w ago
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Nice white color. And nice sentiment on the back of the orange "panel".
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@CppGuy@infosec.space @CarmePont@mastodont.cat @linuxzx80@fe.disroot.org It's AI because all of these people (1) probably did not hang out together in their swim suits and (2) are of different generations (Pitt and Jolie are 10-15 years younger than Schwarzenegger for instance).
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org Took you seven tries, though!! 🤓 (Sorry, I will let myself out now)
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
· 1mo ago
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@stux@mstdn.social That's really insulting to a lot of decent, honest and hard-working parasites out there, but I get your point.
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