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( As Brie as MCU goes... )
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That_Damn_Frank
@That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6CIS male / retired.
My Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzxQgwyqoE
I Hate Trump & will report block all Trump defenders.
If you support Trump/Putin/Genocide-Bibi/ or are Psychotically Religious, F.O.
If you followed me here from another message board, you are a Stalker and you are committing a felony. I will report you on that basis.
If you don't like my sense of humor, then don't respond. If you attack me as your response, I will report you.
285 Followers
759 Following
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Joined August 23, 2024
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
Sounds like an entire engagement team is heading "on the beach".
#Monsterdon
"Quick..! Take the pouch from my neck..."
"Father...! You have been... Teabagged...!"
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@skeletor
Thank you for posting. I support you.
But when I post on my instance, even openly, no one hears.
My old bicycle is still destroyed.
I think that I need a used beat-up fat tire bike. I can use it to ride to the store and shop w/o using gasoline.
Tell me: is it wrong to verbally harass a scumbag Medicare scammer...?
Replying to
@caban4@mastodon.online
They probably have. The Grifter is @V3rog.
Every post she has made is a begging money-grift.
I'm blocking her.
You should too.
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@tuban_muzuru @BrianJopek
Which lawyer are they using now? The Meteorologist from Faux News...?
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@CactuarJoe
" The work you have done is average at best. I do not see this justifying any annual raise."
< shakes bag >
"Of course that review might have been premature."
Replying to
@ZLabe
" increase pests "
Well, you know... quite often MAGAs are offended by that.
Good.
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@kolya@social.cologne @ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social
♫ When you Wish Upon a Car... ♫
So, who are you going to insure it with?
Farmers ?
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@RickiTarr@beige.party
Add to waking up at 3:30 AM after a dream of human beings in the US being half melted but not dead yet from nuclear war. Bodies best described as four burned drumsticks growing out of a charred side of beef... that are still wriggling... with some of them still capable of screaming in pain...
And all because no one in The White House had the balls to double-tap that mentally ill Caligula.
Yeah... you try to get back to sleep after that...
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Trump ? Get up ?
Do you honestly believe that Any of those Rubes has $130,000 Let Alone a copy of Forbes...?
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Tonight I had roast beef that had been cooked for 8 hours in a slow cooker. In with it were carrots and potatoes and onions and gravy.
I know that cooking with hot peppers or spices is wrong and that that should be added at the table.
That said... it tasted... Bland.
So... I was wondering... what if I added to the cooker for 8 hours... maybe... 4-5 cups of chopped plantains?
It might add a sort of sweetness.
Maybe...?
So, use your insulated chopsticks and have fun with the internal circuitry.
Then use your climbing harness to pop through the window and climb out.
It's Saturday. Have Fun ! 😎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf28cWsebzE&list=RDJf28cWsebzE&start_radio=1
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@carnage4life
You make me wish that I had learned Cantonese and Mandarin.
And that I could ship a new EV car/truck back to the states.
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Look. If you ever look back.
And if you ever get bored.
And if you ever wonder what else there is in the world.
Just play this song.
I hear Mexico has Free Healthcare.
The Worlds Best tequila.
And Absolutely.
Positively.
No. Fucking. Trumpists.
#Monsterdon
"That's a large hammer."
My wife's never complained..."
#Monsterdon
< The staring contest ends as one lowers his eyes and sees the bulge in Hawk's pants >
#Monsterdon
"The Hunchback will have something to say about this...!"
"Blücher...!"
< Whinnie >
When I was a kid, I spoke as a kid. I bought guns, I shot guns, and I shot out the 'red star' at ranges.
But, as I became a man, I realized that guns were nothing but traps sold to people at high prices just so they could be dragged to prison/jail.
Many people remember how I 'shot out the star'. Some would even like to film it.
But I'm not a kid anymore.
I SOLD my guns.
So the f-ckers trying to trick/trap/drag me to jail re: guns? Scumbags scared of my bullseyes back in the day ?
They can ALL go s-ck my d-ck.
< PS- Don't go trying to pull me out of retirement. >
" Pick what you want. Old men be grumpy, flipper."
( prove me wrong )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFOEubKzyQA&list=RDwFOEubKzyQA&start_radio=1
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@zendao42@universeodon.com @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
Oh, I can hear it now: "Dear Abby..."
"Funny you should ask..."
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@eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo @RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net#Monsterdon
Oh, absolutely!
"I don't care if you die, Mike... I want my bracelet...!"
Where was this filmed ? Vegas ?
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
"Vassili... we must give this American a wide berth."
"Extra wide. He's got a butt like Trump."
#Monsterdon
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@redsad@ohai.social
worker - "I'll make you famous."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1ASIT5DqN0&list=RDo1ASIT5DqN0&start_radio=1
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I forget to tell you that I'm not a fan of Genocide?
Eh bien, voici un tout petit baiser d'excuse pour toi.
J'espère qu'il te plaira.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPhWWs49fgY&list=RDuPhWWs49fgY&start_radio=1
Someone whom I don't know just asked for a Metric Shit-Ton of money from me.
I have no money to spare ( and I've said this many times ).
Q: I am going to block this person... but should I OUT them before I do... ?
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Please show me the post before trying to publicly censor common sense political opinions about the orange golf cheat .
I'd like to see how/where you feel that I've gotten it wrong (to the point where you feel justified in wagging your finger at me) .
#Monsterdon
< She puts the necklace around his neck >
The music starts.
♫ The sailors say, Brandy
♫ you're a fine girl
♫ what a good wife you would be...
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@fringemagnet@sunny.garden
"Honey, I know what they show on TV... but... the truth is that cats don't tan..."
#Monsterdon
"Since we last met, time has hung heavy.
And it's not the only thing that has hung heavy..."
< Matt Goetz enters the chat >
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@paco@infosec.exchange#monsterdon
Stay tuned for the next screech!
Same Spider time.
Same Spider cave...
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Somewhere out there... there are people.
And some of those people will watch this movie.
And two of them, who like each other, will drink, eat snacks, smoke pot, strip off their clothes, and they will mate like monkeys in the trees.
And someday, long after their children are born, they will tell them stories of how the ignorant and the stupid, who thought that money made them right, came this close to destroying the world.
They might not believe you.
But maybe they should...
#Monsterdon
Now... for a small wager...?
What? You want to eat Crow...?