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The day before yesterday, I was coming out of the sea, tired of playing in waves less than 3 feet high, when a woman and a little girl were waiting for me.
“Good morning, I’m B and this is M, my daughter. Sorry to bother you, but the little one dragged me all the way out here because she has a favour to ask of you.”
“I want you to teach me to surf,” said the girl, who looked about nine years old.
After a scolding from her mum, she corrected herself: “Please, I’d like you to teach me to surf.”
The woman rolled her eyes, but I laughed.
“My dear, I’m not a surf instructor. There’s a surf school right here on this beach, and further north there’s a surf academy just for girls,” I replied.
“I don’t want to go to a surf school, I want you to teach me to surf. Please.”
“Darling, next week I’m going back to work and I won’t be able to be on the beach on week days.”
“But you can on the weekends, can’t you? Please.”
“Stop pestering her. She’s already explained she can’t,” said her mom.
“She seems to know exactly what she wants,” I remarked under my breath.
“Oh, you’ve no idea how much!”
The girl reminded me of myself at her age, and I relented. “All right, tomorrow at half past four. And I’ll try to be here on the next few weekends too. I won’t be able to at the end of August.”
“I knew you’d understand. I’ve been watching a lot, and the lads don’t surf like you do.”
Yesterday I went to see her and she completely charmed me. Suddenly I began to realize why women want to have children.
But the #story is much more compelling than I’ve set out here. Be sure to read it in my #newbook of #shortstories.
#WetLeg - #UrMum (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/qGg-hitVZKQ
I have to leave early today. I have a little broom (that’s what I call girls going through puberty) waiting for me for a #surfinglesson. You can read the whole story in my new book of #shortstories. Tomorrow I’ll try to give you a brief explanation here of how this all happened.
#AceofCups - "Feel Good" (Recorded Live for World Cafe)
https://youtu.be/U6UDFgMZ0ic
I give my friends the freedom to have bad taste. After all, they’ll probably find some of my choices of bad taste, too.
My friend who's here with me just told me she thinks Justin Bieber is really sexy. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to leave... to throw up.
See you tomorrow—or maybe not. I need a day off to rest from my vacation.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
"Blond woman with long hair wearing a black wetsuit at the sunny beach."
Hieb
German
Noun
blow, stroke, hack
Synonym: Schlag
Yesterday I introduced my new little friend, M, to my group. She bewitched them so much that they started calling her “princess.” And she just laughed and loved it. :blobcatangry:
Boys are fickle, and girls are traitors.
As if that weren’t enough, they then insisted that I ask her parents to let her be our group’s mascot. I thought about forcing them to call me “goddess,” but for some reason that makes me feel old. 😆
" The Explosive #Japanese #Duo That Redefined #NoisePunk " 🙂
#Afrirampo - Track 5 (Live in Sydney) | Moshcam
https://youtu.be/NUBk7xpniS8
#MaryHopkin #Goodbye on The Ed Sullivan Show
https://youtu.be/hT_gz0_bChE?list=RDhT_gz0_bChE
"... when action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep."
-- Ursula K. le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
Boomers band: "We are going to play live again."
critics: "But... You are way over 70!"
Bb: "So what?"
Millennials band: "We are over 40, we can't keep playing live."
🙄
effrontery
noun
plural effronteries
: shameless boldness : insolence
To the Romans, the shameless were "without forehead," at least figuratively. ...
#littleme is tired. Have a splendid evening/night/morning, whatever applies. 😽
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@SJAsh_03@mastodon.sdf.org
I'll explain. The Portugeese took the last and most offensive part of the proverb.
"fica assim... com cara de parvo."
Agora deixo-vos, até amanhã. Beijos.
(E quem não sabe latim, fica assim - idiomático.. 😁 )
estrus
noun
: a regularly recurrent state of sexual receptivity during which the female of most mammals will accept the male and is capable of conceiving : heat
Some mares will exhibit estrus for 15 to 20 days.—Frederick Harper
also : a single occurrence of this state
#Californication Hank and #surfergirl the first time they met
https://youtu.be/dky9PvCVZsA
Not going to explain. 🤷♀️
croon
verb
crooned; crooning; croons
intransitive verb
1 chiefly Scotland : bellow, boom
2: to sing or speak in a gentle murmuring manner
The mother crooned as she rocked the baby.
especially : to sing in a soft intimate manner adapted to amplifying systems
transitive verb
: to sing (something, such as a popular song or a lullaby) in a crooning manner
… croons ballads that conjure up the tenderness of puppy love …—Joan Morgan
#AceofCups | You Don't Understand [Official Video]
https://youtu.be/0k5-iUtT8Gg
Have you watched this movie?
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) - #MammaMia Scene (5/10) | #Movieclips
https://youtu.be/jq_tO6NAlPI
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@SJAsh_03@mastodon.sdf.org
Eu sou
Como o vento
Que passa
Sobre a planície
Deserta e fria:
Aqui,
neste lugar
às terças-feiras.
😛
Et voilà, c'est tout pour aujourd'hui. 💋
I'm afraid that will not be adequate. You'll see why on my next post.
#Indica - Vuorien taa (Video) [Beyond the mountains]
https://youtu.be/SxKx9GHPrzk
Reference books hanging out
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CkNRm_mXSLo?feature=share
#MerriamWebster #EncyclopediaBritannica #thesaurus #ElleCordova #humor
"The circulation joke is a fine bit of writing."