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I missed most of that. No regrets here. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Careful with the mask there Doc. You're gonna knock what's left of that wound makeup off. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

This plan. This plan is not a good plan. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Who filled the hard drive with sparklers? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

What about 7 layer dip? Will there be 7 layer dip Vincent? #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Really they're all going to die of gas inhalation with all those lamps blow out. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

What a great start to Spooky Season! I hope y'all survived EMERGO! (simulated) Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

I've got the weirdest Goldon right now. #Monsterdon #MonstersonPreShow

It's a simple point and click interface. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Did the censors even watch this one? Honestly! #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

I feel like someone's going to try to sell someone else a late model Chevrolet. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"I'll come back for him later" Yeah and he'll go away to live on a nice farm with lots of room to run around in. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Okay, this is getting lewd. #Monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

"SWATCH!" Clearly a fan of fine plastic swiss time pieces. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Paul Frees this ain't. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

This is it! Scream! Scream for your lives!! #EMERGO#Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Your.. Ghost Host. Kindly step all the way in please. There's no turning back now. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Switch to reverse!? Oh yeah. Why didn't I think of that, genius. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreShow

"It was horrible. How can something like that ever happen" She's watching the same movie. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Ohhh! He blows himself up! Okay that's pretty good. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

That was Angry Red Planet. Don't think we didn't see that movie. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

"Remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?" These two know how to party. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

It's #Halloween #Monsterdon! in one hour and 30min! Tonight in honor of William Castle I'll be providing (simulated) EMERGO! Can your mind take the unbelievable horror of EMERGO!! (simulated)

Dude! I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party. That's a lot of acid. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

"In the cellar with Lance" Is that what the kids are calling it these days? #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

They sure got lucky with the color scheme of all of their vehicles matching Ultraman like that. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Mother no! Oh God Mother the blood! #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

We have 999 Happy Haunts here, but there's always room for 1000. Any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind you won't need to volunteer! #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Two minutes is not enough time to prepare yourself for the spine tingling terror that is #Monsterdon! with #EMERGO! (simulated)

@Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online They need to hit a ramp and jump over 5 water taxis or something. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Air pollution 80%!! That was me. Sorry. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Only 15 minutes left. Nurses will be positioned in the lobby and ready to help if anyone feels faint or the onset of heart palpitations following the supreme shock of EMERGO! (simulated). #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

This is when the langoliers come for them. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

His coat doubles as hunting camouflage. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Just... you know.. step to the left please. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Now they're just trying to pirate cable. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

And the gold market subsequently completely collapsed. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreshow

You have only 30 minutes to reach a safe distance! Just kidding there is no safe distance! EMERGO! (simulated)* Tonight on #monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959 ask your mortician if EMERGO! (simulated) is right for you. #Monsterdon #TheHouseOnHauntedHill1959

Yes movie. We remember this movie. We watched all of this already movie. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

He's got a tiny tiny head. Ultraman could crush it like a walnut. #monsterdon #monsterdonPreShow

Right in the 20 inches. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

The walls are striped to make them look slimmer. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

I wonder how many bugs they ate shooting this part. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

#Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

The three in the background are playing Pong. They didn't think we'd notice, but we did. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Ohh! They got the Outer Limits. I love this show. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Any of these movies we do with underwater shots are all "We spent most of our budget on this so you're seeing EVERYTHING we shot underwater by god" #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Couldn't even bother to clean the tile before the ankle close up. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

Well that was really not good. I wonder if they got a hold of all that other footage and thought they could make an entire film with one weekend of shooting. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

Have you tried turning it off and turning back on again? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime