Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @CStamp@mastodon.social @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social I hope that 6 of the Supreme Court go to hell. @CStamp@mastodon.social @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social I just want them gone & not making our country into hell that's always with them
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 3mo ago Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Need to reverse who gets pampered & vice versa for a while
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 3mo ago Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ...remember it's a small price to pay for a nuke that didn't exist and a Straight that was already open. @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nobody can afford fascist government
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I really don't see the resemblance. The cow is much more attractive. 'One unusually pale buffalo in Narayanganj, Bangladesh, has become a local celebrity because of his dramatic blond tuft of hair. The 700-kilogram albino buffalo stands out from the herd with pale coloring, pinkish skin, and a hairstyle that locals say gives him an oddly familiar look. His owner, Ziauddin Mridha, said the nickname started after his younger brother noticed the hair and thought he looked like the U.S. president.' @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Yep, the cow's hair is real & natural
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @Die_Mad@beige.party <p>When I was much younger, I learned 2 very important lessons. I forget what the first one was but the second one is to write everything down.</p> @Die_Mad@beige.party Was it about taking ginkgo biloba for memory? I forgot how to spell it
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social @zendao42@universeodon.com @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social More weed might help. 🤭 @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Well, it couldn't hurt to try
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social @zendao42@universeodon.com @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Actually haven't been drinking much coffee lately. Tumtum has been giving me hell. Puked up my morning meds today. Been taking LOTS of Zofran lately. @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Sometimes ginger helps & when I was pregnant, I figured out that celery kills heartburn- in case you ever need to know that
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort. @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social Let's all focus our hatred & increase target practice
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social <p>Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this All I Need Is Coffee And Weed Sticker. Ah, well if it isn't society's most accepted drug and second most accepted drug. Missing is society's third most accepted drug, cocaine but only if you are white and obnoxiously wealthy.<br /><a href="https://collabs.shop/hzrkz0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">collabs.shop/hzrkz0</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p> @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social Y'all can have my share of the coffee
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @georgeeyong@mastodon.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social You will love the sequel Moonraker @georgeeyong@mastodon.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Meant to watch it again last month
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Backpack Frog Pin. Look at him. He is ready for school. He was a tadpole only a few days ago. He hopes someone will teach him what legs and arms are, as these new appendages confuse him. https://collabs.shop/lwwfyv @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @Spiggitzfan@mstdn.social Probably need this
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @dgar@aus.social Them: So what is this Mastodon thing anyway? Me: It's a social network for nerds. Them: Right.... Me: *nods Them: So, what are 'you' doing there? Me: ... Them: *smirks Me: The nerds seem to like me. Them: I see... Me: Also, the other places all suck. Them: Well, I can't argue with that... [not a joke - a paraphrased version of an actual conversation] @dgar@aus.social Trashmen had it wrong, the NERD is the word
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @aggiepm@poweredbygay.social <p>Too soon?</p> @aggiepm@poweredbygay.social I'm actually surprised it took that long
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to I'd rather skip the kissing, thanks
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Be nice to come back as a kitty
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social <p>Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Slut For Cheese Pet Bandana. It's not slut shaming, it's slut praising.<br /><a href="https://collabs.shop/46fgh9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">collabs.shop/46fgh9</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p> @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I enjoy cheese
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social <p>Sounds about right.</p> @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Yep
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @klorydryk@mamot.fr @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Sadly it's just a story https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/barnes-noble-gary-hollis-break-in/ @klorydryk@mamot.fr @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Still feel this every time I plan to just finish my chapter & end up reading several more
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to We have a stupidity surplus
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Sounds like at least 1 of my exes
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @redsad@ohai.social <p>🙃</p> @redsad@ohai.social Everything's gone up but my paycheck
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @screambiogenesis@mastodon.social <p>DUDE.</p><p>Floppy. Disk. Rolodex.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RetroComputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>RetroComputing</span></a></p> @screambiogenesis@mastodon.social Right up there with 8-track storage
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I love Freddie Mercury. @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social We all love him
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to It'd work better if his name was AL
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk Wha...?
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Finally, that makes sense
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Wish we had a vaccine for stupidity
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to I live entirely too close to Flori-duh but don't pay rent
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Burger King's lots better than that clown
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @TOrynski@mastodon.scot Fun fact: today is the last day ever sir David Attenborough can play with Lego: @TOrynski@mastodon.scot He can play as long as he wants as far as I'm concerned
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social @cmconseils@mastodon.social Problem is, I have 3 cats that look the same at a glance but their tails are different
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to "A time to dance, a time to mourn..."
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @musiciankate@hcommons.social @musiciankate@hcommons.social Still try to keep my age an unlisted number
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Wouldn't surprise me at all
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @HamonWry@mastodon.world @paninid@mastodon.world We need more Jasmine Crocketts @HamonWry@mastodon.world @paninid@mastodon.world History takes WAY too long
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to My oldest boy LOVES belly rubs (but only from me) & knows he's my baby
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social <p>Wow, I never knew that.</p> @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Prefer this 1 from test day in Italian class: In boca lupo (into the wolf's mouth) Crepi il lupo (may the wolf die)
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to PLEASE don't duplicate that abomination
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @chu@climatejustice.social <p>Remember that moms don't need flowers today. Moms want the destruction of the billionaire class.</p> @chu@climatejustice.social We need it every day
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @heyokyay@mastodon.social @heyokyay@mastodon.social They're all that keep me going now 🐈⬛
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @BackFromTheDud@mas.to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Trump is in his 70s. @BackFromTheDud@mas.to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Almost out of his 70s unless something stops him before next month
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to So it's a kitty escalator now
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Their god is evil
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to It was like I was living in a Cheech & Chong movie for a while
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Wonder if they tested Aqua Net in space
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Warm kitty 🐈⬛
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Myth of Syphilis Pin. I love Greek Mythology. Keep trying pal, you'll get it some day. https://collabs.shop/yh04rj @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Still better off than Prometheus
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to The world deprives me of any kind of wealth
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 5mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Explains the lack of perspective
Open post zendao42 @zendao42@universeodon.com · 4mo ago Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to @SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Adorable cuddly predator