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Steven Heywood

@Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
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Bewildered old man hanging onto fantasies of cups of tea, Fay Wray and the possibility that Inspector Hornleigh might still be working at Scotland Yard

Stuff will include birdwatching and landscape/nature photographs when I'm not being cross with politicians.

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com

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Joined February 09, 2023
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
FWIW a few musings on the Clacton by-election. I'm no expert, I just know what I've read, which is probably less than what you have, but here we go. First point: Farage hates being an MP. He knew he was going to hate it and tried to avoid it. As an MEP he had a platform for grandstanding and no pressing responsibilities. As an MP he doesn't, he's just another backbench MP in charge of a handful of backbench MPs and he is expected to serve his constituency, which is a bit of a drag for a jet-setting idle gobshite. The one time before 2024 there was a real risk he might become an MP he stood down his troops and told them to vote Tory. In 2024 several factors made it put up or shut up time so he had to stand for election and he had to win and become an MP, much to his undisguised disgust — "Do I want to spend every Friday for the next five years in Clacton?" 1/n
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk We need to give credit where it's due: the people who have worked so hard over the decades to generate these heatwaves should be recognised. #ClimateChange #Heatwave #CooWhatAScorcher
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@TOrynski Forget all your reality TV shows and local elections results. Tomorrow the nation will hold its breath waiting to find out who gets David Attenborough's Lego.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
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@LukefromDC@kolektiva.social @onepict@chaos.social @akareilly@hachyderm.io Two men enter, twelve rabid wolverines are later returned to veterinarian care.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

"It's the internet I was promised in 1996. It only took thirty years and the complete collapse of American journalism to get here."

https://matduggan.com/boy-i-was-wrong-about-the-fediverse/

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social All of a sudden a rollback to Windows XP and Office 2007 looks like an elegant corporate risk management strategy.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Nothing to see here. Just the Vice-President who wears more slap than Widow Twankey getting the horn after watching an old man eat ice cream. #USPolitics #JDVance https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/jd-vance-joe-biden-ice-cream-suggestive-5HjddmF_2/
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

After the excitement of the local election results the real story of the elections will begin, starting next week, and will be scarcely reported. Whatever the party panjandrums, pundits and psephologists say, in real life it's messy and sometimes neither publicly acknowledged or admitted.

Back when I worked in local government we had a time when one council was administered by a coalition that dare not say its name as the Labour and Tory politicians discovered they hated the Lib Dems more than each other. Or themselves. Which reminds me of the council where the party in power was Labour and the largest opposition group was also Labour. As was the second largest… Even before the ravages of Austerity so much of the local authorities' powers were micromanaged from Westminster and so much of the budget hypothecated that these shenanigans had marginal effects on front-line services unless a departmental reorganisation was visited on us as Something To Be Done.
#UKPolitics
#UKLocalElections

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@david_chisnall What sort of life intelligent design places the main recreation area next to a sewage outlet then runs a wastewater outlet through the middle of it?
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
I had my first curry on the Curry Mile in the late seventies. This bigoted stripling imagines that (a) the Curry Mile is the result of a recent influx of immigrants, and (b) that banning curry houses would be a great selling point in Greater Manchester. Just in case you were wondering how in tune Rupert Lowe's Peculiar Party is with ordinary people and knowledgeable of Greater Manchester. #UKPolitics #Manchester https://www.thepoke.com/2026/07/31/restore-britain-campaigner-used-manchesters-curry-mile-to-criticise-migration/
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
My sister tells me that Reform sent personalised election leaflets to every member of the household. Including the cat.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Unfortunately, we just know that Labour's takeaway from the local election results will be: "Reform has won lots of seats, we must be even more like Reform," rather than: "Reform has won lots of seats, how did we lose so many people who didn't vote for Reform?" #UKLocalElections #UKPolitics
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Voted. I've been quite insistent over the years that local politics is local and national politics is national but this time felt different. Had my local councillor stood on their own merits without party affiliation I'd have voted for them in an eyeblink. I might even had held my nose and voted for them in the end despite the current government and its pursuit of The Hero Reform Voter. The clincher was Labour's odious local elections campaign which said not one jot about how it's going to finally start helping local public services recover from the ravages of Austerity but just retreaded old anti-Corbyn attack lines and directed self-loathing Jew tropes at Polanski. After that there was no question, just as the Home Secretary told people like me to fuck off, so off I fucked. #UKPolitics #UKLocalElections
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

I'm old enough to remember the promise that information technology was going to usher in a new Golden Age, the weary drudgery of everyday life would be cast aside and we could spend our days smelling the roses and catching the sunlight. Instead we are spending 16 hours a day trying and failing to dodge advertising, being asked for passwords and being required to set up and account for every little thing.

Katherine Argent summarises our brave new world.

#Enshittification

https://www.thepoke.com/2026/05/03/this-writers-viral-post-about-how-everything-online-is-now-just-endless-ads-subscriptions-log-ins-and-ai-absolutely-nails-our-current-digital-anti-human-hellscape/

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
A walk over to Woolston Eyes in the quiet season of the birdwatching year. #Birdwatching #WoolstonEyeshttps://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/07/woolston-eyes.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
There's no reason for me not to visit Bickershaw Country Park more often than I do. This is another reminder why I really should get over there more often. #Birdwatching #BickershawCountryParkhttps://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/05/bickershaw-country-park.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
"I remember when these were fourpence," is my current go-to conversational gambit in shops, it covers everything from penny chews up to and including Jensen Interceptors.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mathstodon.xyz
@j_bertolotti@mathstodon.xyz @tempusfelix@wehavecookies.social @syntaxxor@sk.girlthi.ng @pluralistic@mamot.fr Imagine the knowledge-based shopping involved in the list of ingredients.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

The lessons learned process is immensely important after any experience, especially one as catastrophic as the second Trump administration.

For me, the lesson learned is that Trump voters didn't just make the same mistake twice, they did it aggressively and actively bought into the whole rancid package. If they have buyer's remorse now, then I don't see how they can just expect forgiveness, they have to earn it. And the least they need to do is to fo the post mortem, identify and learn the lessons about how and why they voted for Trump (and that they dont look for easy off-the-peg answers, it really won't be about Biden or Harris), and then they do something about what they have done in the light of the lessons they've learned. Because whether they like it or not, at the moment they're the dog that bit the child.

[Apologies that this is a FB reel.]

#USPolitics
#Trump
#BuyersRemorse

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14abEyC3EM6/

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

Big data is the accumulation of lots of small data. I'd encourage anyone to submit data to one or more of the citizen science projects kicking about. I use Birdtrack and iNaturalist, there are plenty of others to choose from. Even if the only thing you record is your first swallow or cabbage white of the year, a lot of people doing that helps scientists pick out patterns and variations over geography and time that feed into bigger pictures about the natural world around us.

Study highlights value of casual contributors to wildlife data - BirdGuides.

#CitizenScience
#NaturalHistory

https://www.birdguides.com/articles/study-highlights-value-of-casual-contributors-to-wildlife-data/

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ChrisMayLA6 Applying a confirmation bias confirmation engine built by the Fascist-curious to a confirmation bias programme built to confirm the biases of the Fascist-curious couldn't possibly have any downsides could it?
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@2legged@mastodon.ie It's wonderful, isn't it. Ritualised slaughter. That letter could have gone into our English Language O-Level textbook, it's a classic of the form: the firmly polite language demonstrating both anger and control; a flex of the power dynamic in the invitation; a rebuke on public record for being not unadjacent to taking liberties with the truth; and the refusal of appeal against the rebuke by the patent insincerity of "Conscious you would not willingly mislead," which just pours acid into the wound. It's just short of offering the opportunity to rectify any misunderstanding caused by imprecise language.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@2legged@mastodon.ie That third paragraph is a real "We have your balls in a vice and look forward to tightening it given the merest provocation" statement of intent. I'd be physically sick receiving that.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

A stroll from Hindley to Wigan via Amberswood and the Wigan Flashes.

#Birdwatching
#Amberswood
#WiganFlashes

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/wigan-bumper-bundle.html

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
The local election results so far illustrate just how much local factors (and turnouts) produce extremely variable results. FPTP doesn't seem to be as effective in homogenising these results the same way it does in General Elections. Having said that, the national public agendas of wanting to give Labour a kick in the shins for being a wilful disappointment and Reform's appeal to people terminally disillusioned with Westminster politics is pretty evident. The results so far in Greater Manchester seem to correlate with the tattered St George's flags hanging limply from lampposts and, sadly come as no surprise. Nor does Halton, Runcorn in particular does feel very much part of the land forgotten by the Westminster Bubble. #UKPolitics#UKLocalElections
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Grackle-hunting at Speke Hall and a potter about a couple of parks. #Birdwatching #SpekeHall #SeftonPark https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/05/urban-birdwatching-liverpool.html
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Bits of Birdwatching Stuff: Urban birdwatching: Liverpool

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ashleygjovik Meta's Pervert Glasses™ totally not Big Brother's creepy kid brother.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ThePolishDispatch@mstdn.social @vcallinan@mastodon.social @glasco61@mastodon.scot I think its a golden currant but I'm open to being corrected.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
An afternoon stroll on the Salford Mosses, including an old man making heavy weather of identifying a whinchat. #Birdwatching #IrlamMoss#ChatMoss #LittleWooldenMoss https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/mosses_20.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@simon_brooke @TonyJWells @ChrisMayLA6 Quite so. It'll be interesting to see who is required to fall on their sword.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
A twitch and a stroll along the prom. #Birdwatching #MyerscoughQuarry #Morecambehttps://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/lancashire-bumper-bundle.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
There are times when I'm not in the driving seat when I'm going for a walk. And there are times when this works to my advantage. #Birdwatching#EtherowCountryPark #KegWood https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/etherow-country-park.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
A wander round some of the old sand quarries of Chelford. #Birdwatching#Chelford #AcreNookQuarry #LapwingHallPoolhttps://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/chelford.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

Merry Sunday. I hope everybody found where The Easter Hamster has hidden their chocolate teapot.

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

A gloomy day visit to Leighton Moss.

#Birdwatching
#LeightonMoss

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/04/leighton-moss.html

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

One of those visits to the lavatory that conclude with that moment of fearful indecision: do I flush the chain or put its name down for Eton?

I can't be doing with the responsibility. What if I do irreparable damage to the space-time continuum?

I'd best start rehearsing my responses for when the time travellers call round. "Well, yes, young lady, your century is ending in flames but it would have been strangled at birth had I not flung half a bottle of Domestos down there afterwards."

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@ralfmaximus@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Concur completely. I tried Office 365 on the old laptop back when Copilot was just starting to make itself known. I unistalled it after four days. Evidently Clippy the Office Assistant had spent the intervening years snorting coke and let the promotion from Assistant to Copilot go to its head. I dread to think what the user experience is like now.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

Mostly ruffs at Marshside and avocets on Crossens Marsh.

#Birdwatching
#Marshside
#CrossensMarsh

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/05/marshside-and-crossens.html

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us On the one hand we have the party of the jackbooted thinking that the proposal to create concentration camps is a more positive message than its leader being given five million absolutely not to persuade him to stand as an MP, no siree, no strings attached and no favours anticipated honestly m'lud. On the other hand, every refugee and their family I've ever met are just plain folk, same as most other people for good or ill. Given the choice between a lot of normal people who have battled adversity to get here and a Reform Ltd. politician, give me the refugees every time. It's almost as if the Greens are running the local election campaigns for both Reform and Labour.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
A wander round Pennington Flash. And a reminder that little ringed plovers would be beggars to spot if they kept still for any length of time. #Birdwatching#PenningtonFlash https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/05/pennington-flash.html
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@2legged@mastodon.ie My favourite ever rebuke for creative reality weaving — I wish I could remember the who, what and why but it was donkeys years ago — was: "The minister's response did not impress to the invited degree and was materially lacking." I wrote it down in a commonplace book but forgot to note who said it.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@HubCityLocal@infosec.exchange Ta muchly.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

I'm re-watching the 2005 Ashes series. I'd forgotten just what a nail-biter that second Test was.

#Cricket

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vicarvernon@mastodon.me.uk @underseamonkey@fosstodon.org In part, it's that excessive coverage and that even when that coverage is critical of individuals' behaviour the overriding narrative of Reform's agenda is treated as an unquestionable truth. In part, it's two decades' worth of the media (and notably the BBC) fluffing Nigel Farage and giving him a free pass when he doesn't fancy turning up. And in part it's because people living in areas discarded, unregarded and forgotten by the Westminster Bubble have a terminally low opinion of national politics and are susceptible targets for well-financed, highly focused, targeted marketing of deceptively plausible easy answers to all their problems and "others" to blame. Labour's parroting chunks of Reform's agenda without also offering Reform's promise of sunshine, lollipops and delivery of a solid gold bog brush every day from tomorrow gives both the suggestion that snake oil works and that Labour's brand is the inferior one.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@Nigel_Purchase@mstdn.social 99.98% accuracy sounds great to the man on the Clapham omnibus until they realise that the very best case scenario for this secretive, opaquely supervised and lamentably badly regulated technology is a guaranteed thirteen and a half thousand falsely accused people, any of which could be them.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@MarkHoltom But nasty, brutish and short are precisely the desired outcomes of the larger part of our political class. The nastiness feeds the brutishness which disables the agency of the greater populace to do anything about the political class that's imposing the nastiness. So Austerity builds a market desperate for easy answers and vulnerable scapegoats and the scapegraces responsible for, and profiting from, Austerity provide both at knock-down prices. And the short is essential because once set portions of their lifetime cease to be exploitable resources for the pursuit of capital extraction from the economy people have no value to our political masters.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

I went on a bit of a local twitch to Pennington Flash and struck lucky then had a stroll through Byrom Hall Wood.

#Birdwatching
#PenningtonFlash
#ByromHallWood

https://heywoodbirdwatching.blogspot.com/2026/05/leigh-bumper-bundle.html

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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Sunday.
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
That thing where you forgot you've got a packet of roasted pistachios and think to yourself: "That peanut was a bit crunchy." (I thought it was a long-forgotten packet of Lions Sports Gums when I found them in the pantry.)
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Steven Heywood @Stevenheywood@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@clickhere@mastodon.ie Leave well alone for now. Any young plants or seedlings in the meadow that aren't grass or dandelions will be at their critical growing stage, if you're not cutting their tops off by the mowing you'll be flattening the grass and leaving bits behind and both will have the same effect as a mulch cutting out sunlight. The first couple of years of a no-mow meadow can look a bit underwhelming, the grass is established and asserts its dominance given half a chance and mowing this time of year works in the grass' favour. If you want faster results you could sow seed after your first mowing or plant plug plants now but there's a lot to be said for leaving it alone to find out what turns up of its own accord.
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