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Process Parsnip
@ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities.
Will attempt to AltText anything, no matter how indescribable.
Yay: swearing, accessibility, public radio, harm reduction, out-of-genre covers, collective action, shared joy.
Nay: the fall of US democracy, COVID denial, work pants, tomato sauces, casual cruelty, gatekeeping, CorporateSpeak, genocide, climate collapse and other horrors.
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Joined December 02, 2024
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AI nor boosts without altText
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let the cats out or the cops in
was the wolfman arm just left over from another movie?
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#trans and #genderNonConforming people in the US and US territories who need financial assistance: A Haven for Us is opening up applications for their next cycle of micro-grants on Oct 1st. They offer up to $500 aid.
The application is not up yet.
https://www.ahavenforus.org/get-support
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Is she even interested in the psychiatrist?
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Public Service Announcement: if you like something somebody made, tell them.
That's it, that's the post.
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@libreoffice@fosstodon.org I, too, would love to see a no-LLM policy on all submissions.
Thanks for not adding AI "features" to the office suite, tho!
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Hey kids, just a reminder that if you have some to spare, Mastodonians have already made a list of verified fundraisers for people in Gaza and if you visit https://gaza-verified.org/donate/ you get a list sorted by which fundraisers have received the least over the past week.
Just mentioning this to help people who want to help and can give monetarily get unstuck. Don't let the enormity of it stop you from doing what you can.
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@calendsofapril@kolektiva.social also, on Fedi using alt text allows people to filter for content they don't want to see right now/maybe ever.
This can be an important mental health tool.
Also, if an image has alt text, translation functions can let people who don't speak that language understand the image.
Alt Text. It's worth the time. TM.
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@adamvs1@mastodon.world
This. So much this.
Our government (US) was terrified of the George Floyd protests and what could happen if people weren't kept constantly scrabbling to make rent.
They chose COVID denial to protect wealth and power structures, and people are continuing to die and become disabled because of it.
@andthisismrspeacock@mas.to
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The land beneath most solar farms is mostly left as gravel or turf. But the teams at two sites in Minnesota decided to do things differently, seeding the ground with native grasses and flowering plants. Five years later, that land is home to many types of insect, with a 20-fold increase in bees that have begun pollinating the crops in neighboring fields. Here's more from The Pulse.
https://flip.it/ta7SMV
#Environment #Solar #Ecology
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@adub@beige.party for anybody else interested, here's her op-ed:
cw for discussion of anti-trans stuff like scrutinizing children's genitals
https://www.marieclaire.com/politics/megan-rapinoe-op-ed-supreme-court-ruling-transgender-athletes/
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@Beggarmidas@mastodon.social
"ONe final note. If you've calmed down enough to listen."
Please kindly fuck off.
@keydelk@fosstodon.org @joachim@boitam.eu
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@Beggarmidas@mastodon.social
Yes, it's very emotional to want to keep climate change from accelerating, clean drinking water available to living creatures, and electricity prices from spiking *all to put people out of work.*
Super weird, v irrational of us to be concerned about a known and quantifiable threat. Much amaze that we would object. Definitely the same as people who think they're dating autocorrect.
@keydelk@fosstodon.org @joachim@boitam.eu
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@stavvers@masto.ai whoa, this is all fascinating.
I grew up Evangelical Free and definitely regard their tendency towards emotional self-flagellation and anti-happiness stance as 'Merican, but I agree there are different flavors of it.
TBH anytime a religion regards separation from "the secular world" as being important to purity, they're 1) probably abusive and 2) totes vulnerable to being pwned
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online
"a vector of infection by the evil and cucked/soy world" is my new tagline, brb
@stavvers@masto.ai
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I love that your customers are the kind of weirdos (positive) who would just bring their cat to a store
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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social holy shit that's amazing, this is the first I have heard of any of this and I am now losing my shit (positive)
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town 100% block. Especially the dudes getting hostile when a woman has an opinion. I don't need to experience their bad behavior myself to know I'm done with it.
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@elmiller0330@disabled.social one of the things I hate about my current town is that *masked people here don't do the nod.* I nod at them and they just look flabbergasted and do not reciprocate!
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@alerque@mastodon.social
This is a photo of something that happened. The post describes the context of the photo.
Do you demand people provide an indefinite amount of background to explain photos of any conflict, or is it just when there's a Black person shown?
Have you thought about why seeing this picture shared made you have a kneejerk angry reaction?
@BrianJopek@mastodon.world
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@ShimmeringSpectrum@macrofurs.social
Appropriating this, brb
@WeirdWriter@caneandable.social
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Wow, the unhappy couple, sinister af
#monsterdon but make it late start
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@diemkay@hachyderm.io It's super frustrating seeing these mediocre dudes trash their own brands.
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@mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl
Their cherished and counter-factual beliefs may not be safe with me
@rey@toot.cat
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"Nora!!"
Impressive that he recognized a woman he just met by her feet
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@mahmoodhamod991@mastodon.social And also with you.
I don't deserve your thanks, but I wish your family well. You are not forgotten.
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"What's the use of saying goodnight" that dude is great, I hope he lives.
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Wow, atmospheric AF
Also I hope Vincent Price says his wife is so amusing at least three more times
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Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@HauntedOwlbear@eldritch.cafe this description of Dürer is *chef's kiss
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lol the tapping sounds
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The homeowner and Vincent Price are neck-and-neck for creepiness imo
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*Nora, horrified by the entire concept of player pianos
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feeling a little hysterical, doc?
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I don't think the gambler is going to kill everyone but I'd be down for it if she did
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weirdest intro ever
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lol definitely split up in the creepy basement
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the pilot is sure good at getting himself trapped places
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You can see the pilot trying to not laugh as he holds the severed head
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so what part of the wine making process necessitates the basement acid pit
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I can just see the vat of acid in the Zillow listing now
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OK that was an amazing closing shot.
Thanks everyone, very fine #monsterdon
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@prozacchiwawa@functional.cafe
YES get my bank to offer this immediately pls
@arichtman@eigenmagic.net
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oh I see what y'all mean, that was a scandalous bare leg
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