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Process Parsnip

@ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
mastodon 4.7.3
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I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities.

Will attempt to AltText anything, no matter how indescribable.

Yay: swearing, accessibility, public radio, harm reduction, out-of-genre covers, collective action, shared joy.

Nay: the fall of US democracy, COVID denial, work pants, tomato sauces, casual cruelty, gatekeeping, CorporateSpeak, genocide, climate collapse and other horrors.

855 Followers
932 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 02, 2024
pronouns:
she/they
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AI nor boosts without altText
don't:
let the cats out or the cops in
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
was the wolfman arm just left over from another movie? #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 1w ago
#trans and #genderNonConforming people in the US and US territories who need financial assistance: A Haven for Us is opening up applications for their next cycle of micro-grants on Oct 1st. They offer up to $500 aid. The application is not up yet. https://www.ahavenforus.org/get-support
get support | A Haven for Us
A Haven for Us

get support | A Haven for Us

Free, peer-led LGBTQIA+ support groups, financial aid, and a growing resource bank for affirming care, housing, and mental health support.

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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
Is she even interested in the psychiatrist? #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Public Service Announcement: if you like something somebody made, tell them. That's it, that's the post.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3w ago
Replying to
@libreoffice@fosstodon.org I, too, would love to see a no-LLM policy on all submissions. Thanks for not adding AI "features" to the office suite, tho!
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Hey kids, just a reminder that if you have some to spare, Mastodonians have already made a list of verified fundraisers for people in Gaza and if you visit https://gaza-verified.org/donate/ you get a list sorted by which fundraisers have received the least over the past week. Just mentioning this to help people who want to help and can give monetarily get unstuck. Don't let the enormity of it stop you from doing what you can.
Gaza Verified
gaza-verified.org

Gaza Verified

We’ve personally had video conversations on Signal with the people from Gaza whose Mastodon accounts on the fediverse are listed here and we verify that their accounts are genuine. – Joy & Aral Balkan

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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@calendsofapril@kolektiva.social also, on Fedi using alt text allows people to filter for content they don't want to see right now/maybe ever. This can be an important mental health tool. Also, if an image has alt text, translation functions can let people who don't speak that language understand the image. Alt Text. It's worth the time. TM.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@p@raru.re This is such a shit take. @rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
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@adamvs1@mastodon.world This. So much this. Our government (US) was terrified of the George Floyd protests and what could happen if people weren't kept constantly scrabbling to make rent. They chose COVID denial to protect wealth and power structures, and people are continuing to die and become disabled because of it. @andthisismrspeacock@mas.to
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
RE: https://flipboard.social/@ScienceDesk/116924904404779653 #postGoodNewsToo
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Flipboard Science Desk
@ScienceDesk@flipboard.social
The land beneath most solar farms is mostly left as gravel or turf. But the teams at two sites in Minnesota decided to do things differently, seeding the ground with native grasses and flowering plants. Five years later, that land is home to many types of insect, with a 20-fold increase in bees that have begun pollinating the crops in neighboring fields. Here's more from The Pulse. https://flip.it/ta7SMV #Environment #Solar #Ecology
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@adub@beige.party for anybody else interested, here's her op-ed: cw for discussion of anti-trans stuff like scrutinizing children's genitals https://www.marieclaire.com/politics/megan-rapinoe-op-ed-supreme-court-ruling-transgender-athletes/
marieclaire.com
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@DeliaChristina@sfba.social and did Benson approve??
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
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@lavaeolus@fedihum.org wow, Amnesty is chickenshit.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
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@DeliaChristina@sfba.social and in this he is showing us the way (positive)
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@gvwilson@mastodon.social those classy motherfuckers.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@loriemerson@post.lurk.org brb suddenly converting
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@LingLass@vmst.io @Configures@mindly.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe that sounds fucking awesome
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Beggarmidas@mastodon.social "ONe final note. If you've calmed down enough to listen." Please kindly fuck off. @keydelk@fosstodon.org @joachim@boitam.eu
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
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@Beggarmidas@mastodon.social Yes, it's very emotional to want to keep climate change from accelerating, clean drinking water available to living creatures, and electricity prices from spiking *all to put people out of work.* Super weird, v irrational of us to be concerned about a known and quantifiable threat. Much amaze that we would object. Definitely the same as people who think they're dating autocorrect. @keydelk@fosstodon.org @joachim@boitam.eu
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@stavvers@masto.ai whoa, this is all fascinating. I grew up Evangelical Free and definitely regard their tendency towards emotional self-flagellation and anti-happiness stance as 'Merican, but I agree there are different flavors of it. TBH anytime a religion regards separation from "the secular world" as being important to purity, they're 1) probably abusive and 2) totes vulnerable to being pwned
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online "a vector of infection by the evil and cucked/soy world" is my new tagline, brb @stavvers@masto.ai
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I love that your customers are the kind of weirdos (positive) who would just bring their cat to a store
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social holy shit that's amazing, this is the first I have heard of any of this and I am now losing my shit (positive)
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@futzle@old.mermaid.town 100% block. Especially the dudes getting hostile when a woman has an opinion. I don't need to experience their bad behavior myself to know I'm done with it.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@elmiller0330@disabled.social one of the things I hate about my current town is that *masked people here don't do the nod.* I nod at them and they just look flabbergasted and do not reciprocate!
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@alerque@mastodon.social This is a photo of something that happened. The post describes the context of the photo. Do you demand people provide an indefinite amount of background to explain photos of any conflict, or is it just when there's a Black person shown? Have you thought about why seeing this picture shared made you have a kneejerk angry reaction? @BrianJopek@mastodon.world
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ShimmeringSpectrum@macrofurs.social Appropriating this, brb @WeirdWriter@caneandable.social
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3d ago
Wow, the unhappy couple, sinister af #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@diemkay@hachyderm.io It's super frustrating seeing these mediocre dudes trash their own brands.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl Their cherished and counter-factual beliefs may not be safe with me @rey@toot.cat
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
"Nora!!" Impressive that he recognized a woman he just met by her feet #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mahmoodhamod991@mastodon.social And also with you. I don't deserve your thanks, but I wish your family well. You are not forgotten.
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
"What's the use of saying goodnight" that dude is great, I hope he lives. #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3d ago
Wow, atmospheric AF Also I hope Vincent Price says his wife is so amusing at least three more times #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@HauntedOwlbear@eldritch.cafe this description of Dürer is *chef's kiss
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
lol the tapping sounds #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3d ago
The homeowner and Vincent Price are neck-and-neck for creepiness imo #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
*Nora, horrified by the entire concept of player pianos #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
feeling a little hysterical, doc? #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
I don't think the gambler is going to kill everyone but I'd be down for it if she did #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3d ago
weirdest intro ever #monsterdon but make it lay start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
lol definitely split up in the creepy basement #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
the pilot is sure good at getting himself trapped places #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
You can see the pilot trying to not laugh as he holds the severed head #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
so what part of the wine making process necessitates the basement acid pit #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 3d ago
I can just see the vat of acid in the Zillow listing now #monsterdon but make it late start
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
OK that was an amazing closing shot. Thanks everyone, very fine #monsterdon
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@prozacchiwawa@functional.cafe YES get my bank to offer this immediately pls @arichtman@eigenmagic.net
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Process Parsnip @ProcessParsnip@mastodon.ie
· 2d ago
oh I see what y'all mean, that was a scandalous bare leg #monsterdon but make it late start
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