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John. Yes, THAT John.
@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club
mastodon 4.7.3New instance. I've got all my follows, but the few mutuals I had in the old instance didn't transfer. So If you don't know me, that might be why. Or I might be a creep? IDK. My wife says I'm not, but she may be biased.
I was born.
I fucked around for a few years (Okay, DECADES).
Now, here I am.
A guy once called me an SJW. He meant it as an insult. And it WAS!!!
I'm a fucking BARD, goddammit!
Tip of the day: Don't have a stroke. They suck.
@alipunk@thecanadian.social does the best art.
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Joined July 06, 2026
Fucked Around😀:
Found Out😩
Old soul:
In an old body
Role-playing:
Is life
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@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt Okay, but I'm not house trained.
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@GrimmReality@beige.party This is why wife always rides in the back seat.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Glad I could help!
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Y'know, you can't do it every day, but there's nothing wrong with the occasional veg or couch rot.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org TWO hours??? How big was it???
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Wait... was the extra layer just a hinged cover you had to move???
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Yeah. I can almost hear the leer...
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org "Adorable. Why did it have to be Adorable???"
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@chumblyface@mastodon.social Amazing.
But I need to speak to you about your son. He keeps freaking out the other kids during recess, and I don't know how, but he managed to swap the apple juice with wine and now all the children are drunk.
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re: Eye contact (pink!)
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@Catlynn@nerdculture.de Speaking as a stubborn old man, you might have to trick him. Tell him you're going to get ice cream, and once he's in the car...
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@swampgas@metalhead.club Sex and Rock&Roll, no drugs. If I have to pick one, Sex.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Late 2022, but that wasn't in the poll, so I said 2023.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Sleep well.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org I prescribe a hot bath and your calmest music.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Petticoat's not visible, but I love the tights.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Okay. That, as my son says, slaps.
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@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social @BobHorowitz@sfba.social Move forward or die in place.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org Don't do anything I'd regret!
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NSFW (18+) | [Female nudity] [OC]
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@peemee@aus.social "Broccoli Cramplesnutch" LOL!!!
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@rosesxarepink@mastodon.social If you do, I'd love to check you out.
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Done. I'm technically out of Seattle, but sent one anyway.
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@andy_the_frazzled@lgbtqia.space Worth a shot. I'll let you know.
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@May@lgbtqia.space When you say it, I believe it.
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@rosesxarepink@mastodon.social I mean, they haven't demanded my ID... IDK about creator experience.
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@Catlynn@nerdculture.de So sorry. You're a fine daughter, but it sucks to be in such a position. Vibes.
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@Catlynn@nerdculture.de Uh... how did that all work out? Dad okay?
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@ReignOfRaining@transfem.social Sorry for you troubles, but proud to know another fighter, one who been fighting the fight almost twice as long as I have. I hope the day, and all to follow, see you meet every challenge. Fight on.
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Kitty! Want!
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@alipunk@thecanadian.social Ugh. So sorry.
First, love the glasses. Are the frames new, or am I oblivious? The color and shape really serve.
Next, how can I help make it better? I want to renew my old art request in the new month, but what can I do in the meantime.
Last, something my boss told me. Try to be comfortable with yourself. Be comfortable with yourself, and you will see others respond. You're a talented, multi-faceted woman. Others will see that if you let them.
And seriously, what can I do to help?
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@peemee@aus.social LOL Johnnycash Cumbersome!!!
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@May@lgbtqia.space Wow... that's even more beautiful than you are.
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@peemee@aus.social That thing is too damn fun....
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@rosesxarepink@mastodon.social I do. OF started asking for my ID to buy things, as if CC info wasn't enough, so I deleted my account.
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@PsychoMiko@mastodon.social I... did not expect that.
Incredible.
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@rosesxarepink@mastodon.social You aren't on fansly by any chance, are you?
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social Then socks are just mittens for your feet.
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social LOL!
You are my kind of weird.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org It's good to decompress.
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social I've NEVER had a flu shot that didn't result in the flu. IDK why. But I'm up to date on my Covid shot.
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@summerwing@kinkycats.org How is this possibly NOT AI slop? And not #NCII?