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G'day I made a party hat to celebrate @SeaFury@aus.social finishing! I'm ready to party now! #WipWednesday

@camwilson@mastodon.social there seems to be a run on social media is impossible without algorithms podcasts and articles... I know the fediverse is small But any chance of you doing a piece on debunking this BS? I also know the fediverse is not for everyone 😂

G'day One of the local coffee shops is having a "home barista" class this morning They only had 10 spaces and had over 100 people apply on the first day they advertised the class!!! I missed out... but they are going to run more classes because so many people want to learn to make better coffee at home 😍 They are also talking about having some classes in basic coffee art 😊 - pick me!!! Anyway I'm off to coffee. Have a stupendous Saturday! 🧸 #gday #greetings

Right, time for werk-werk Have a great Thursday Don't get caught!

G'day G&T have a new treat bar and they are very excited little dino's Did you get a treat today? Maybe you heard some good news or someone made you laugh? Remember that you are unique, so look after yourself. Enjoy your treats! #MOTD #gday #Greetings

My robot vacuum cleaner is carrying-on with my ironing board Numerous times I returned from work to find the vacuum and the ironing board in a compromising position Is this where #AI is heading? 😂🤣

G'day Guess who finished work on time for once?? 😊 I was mid conversation with a colleague (OK it was a meeting 🙄) waved, said bye and ran away 🏃‍♀️ 😂🤣 Not sure what to do now... this is a little unusual Walk? Nap? FediCrastinate You are unique so look after yourself... maybe take some me time when you can? Have a fabulous Friday 🧸 #Greeting #motd #gday *oops typo

Good morning 👋 I turned the news on this morning while I ate breakfast 😂 and turned it off pretty quickly Maybe being too busy this week for anything other than work wasn't such a bad thing!! Anyway it is a beautiful morning here, it was crisp (15°c) when I got up, the sky is a stunning light blue, and we are headed for a high of 26°c The cooler weather has arrived! G&T are currently sitting on a branch sunning themselves and occasionally snacking on the remains of their breakfast Have a fantastic Saturday 🧸 Remember that you are unique, so look out for yourself. You don't have to watch the world spiral, your health and well-being is more important than things that you can't influence #MOTD #gday #greetings

G'day @MarkAsser@beige.party has indoctrinated me into the proper ways of observing polling results A by-election in my state deserves appropriate solemnity whilst I chew my fingernails awaiting the results. So, there will be pizza! 🍕 🍕 Not that the results will mean jack 💩.. The capitalists aka one nation wannabes (LNP) have got a stonking majority in state parliament. The ex member was an independent so one seat will not shift the dial Still the act of people practising their democratic right will be solemnly observed and celebrated #QldPol

G'day It's damp (raining cats and dogs damp) There was the cutest little blue faced honey-eater at the station sheltering from the weather It had opinions 😂 Funny how some people get 💩 on more than others... just one chap, perfect bullseye 🎯 Chap complains loudly that he is always being 💩 'ed on Dinos communicat... I'd not want to be you in magpie breeding season! Have a fabulous day Be kind to dinosaurs 🦕 🐦 🐦‍⬛ 🦜 🦢

Bless, There are only two chicks left in the nest. What amazing parents Fly well little birds, the world needs you #BlueTit #Birbs #Birds https://mastodon.social/@pgoodgame/116597191801657715

G'day Following the Easter Monday tradition today is all about getting the garden in some sort of shape (I love the garden, it centres me and my favourite bits are the little wild patches that do their own thing) Today, 5 sq meters has been cleared for the new raised vegetable beds.. the old bed has been cleared and mulched. I haven't decided what to do with that yet but probably some native planting G&T have been watching and passing comment from inside, I suspect they would like me to plant millet or corn 🌽 🌾 🦕🐦😂 (A big thanks to the "kids" for showing up unexpectedly to help) I'm not done for the day... just taking a lunch break It has been so peaceful/de-stressing & I'll sleep well tonight! Is it gardening or landscaping when you build garden beds and shift soil? 🤔 Have a marvellous Monday 👩‍🌾 #gday

G'day I've done stuff... but nothing seems to have been visibly achieved 🤷‍♀️ Well, the fridge contains staples Dusting, floors, bathroom are passable G&T have a sparkling clean cage (the cage gets cleaned daily, bigger clean weekly, major clean every couple of months) Now I am in need of a nap but G&T are calling every time I dissappear from their sight, maybe a beanbag where they can see me 🤔 🦕 🐦 📢 #gday #greetings

G'day I've been to hammer barn! Timber has been purchased, now it needs to put together as cladding around my new garden beds. If it was a bit cooler out, I'd probably (maybe, perhaps) put a beveled edge on top But it is 31 in the shade so that is a nope from me!

G'day Its been a bit of a damp day here, lots of weeding has been achieved! Task for this evening... Allegedly I need to have a Friday the 13th #costume for work next Friday So having thought about the bare minimum effort... I'm considering a headband with small black cat ears As more than 90% of the people I work with are male... a witches hat / broom would just cause way way too many negative 🫏 comments Anyone got a better suggestion? Minimum effort Minimum cost Minimum visibility (I just want to hide in the corner) #gday #Greetings #Friday13

The #bluetit chicks are nearly ready to fledge and leave the nest My how they've grown And still so very cute! 😍 🦕 🐦 https://mastodon.social/@pgoodgame/116582796511030935

@frogglin@theblower.au @sister_ratched@toot.community I have no problem with that 😊 🦙🦙🦙🦙 🐐🐐🐑🐑 🦆🦆🐓🐓🐥🐤

We're starving!! #birb #Bluetit https://mastodon.social/@pgoodgame/116503476859227191

Hey, My predictive (suggest) emoji on my phone has just stopped working... Its an evil android (samsung galaxy S23) I've RTFM and tried the suggested "fixes" Does anyone out there have a suggestion? #askfedi #SamsungGalaxy

@frogglin@theblower.au 😂🤣 Probably shouldn't have ponies or donkeys Just so as not to offend Bella's sensibilities @sister_ratched@toot.community

@feather1952 good morning 😊 I'm planning a mostly at home day too... with a bit of gardening thrown in, weeding and maybe a bit more vege garden bed preparation (just waiting for the drizzle to finish) 🤞🤞 your repairs get done soon! 🌱🪴🌻

@MsDropbear42 The outdoor bit is hiding in the back garden.. behind a fence 🫣 @feather1952

@frogglin@theblower.au ohhh I forgot to mention all the animals! Bella, chickens definitely welcome!!!

@SeaFury@aus.social G&T go to bed when its dark.. they insist

@SeaFury@aus.social kale in a smoothie 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢

@SeaFury@aus.social Oh no! Hopefully the yummy looking soup cures the lurgys

Mum, Dad were still starving! #bluetit #birb https://mastodon.social/@pgoodgame/116515035018796026

@kotaro @futurebird we had a hail storm here, November last year, where the hail punched holes in house roofs, solar panels as well as went through car bonnets etc

@caity@bne.social G&T love millet and sweet corn and capsicum seeds.. the favourite changes day to day 😂

Okay Lunch is over... brief reality break now concluded Thanks fediverse folk for being real and caring and you!

G'day I needed a bit of a break before getting back into ... so what a wonderful surprise to see that the Blue Tit eggs had hatched yesterday Such cute little birds, such joy. Of you need a little pick-me up check out the nest box on @pgoodgame@mastodon.social feed 🐦 🪺 , those little birds are going to be very busy little parents 😊 🧸 for my pocket friends, especially for those of you who are having a tough time of it I am okay, just a bit busy #gday #greetings

Reynolds FFS You are not doing yourself a favour... You are making yourself look like a POS! #abc730 #AusPol

@msdropbear G'day!!!!

G'day Morning chores are complete (yah me!) Yet again I am thinking of friends and family in harms way 🌀 💦 🔥 🥵 ❄️🪖 Please keep safe! 🌬💨🫂 Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe take some time to appreciate something simple, humans do not operate well if in a constant state of alertness/anxiety Have the best Sunday that you can #gday #MOTD #greetings

G'day I've cooked focaccia bread today, not my best effort as there was too much olive oil 🤷‍♀️ More practice needed.. next weekend I think (maybe) Hope Monday is being kind to you

Hmmm I love green mango salad! (So do flying foxes and possums etc) The tree is either a common or bowen mango tree... just sitting there waiting for a 3m+ tall giant to help themselves to some fruit Green mango salad (som tum mamuang) Green mango chutney Green mango pickle Mango salsa verde... Wish I was taller!!!

@JustFi@beige.party good morning I'm just saying hi before I go answer 2 small calling birds who are loudly insisting that they have never been fed in their entire lives Then on to the good stuff (coffee etc)

@mattblaze@federate.social they really don't do dead cat politics very well But they get a B- for effort

G'day

News flash

The fan is being turned off! I say again the fan will be powered down and rotation will cease!

*** end news flash ***

It is 23°c ... ✨️✨️✨️

The lowest temperature in weeks....

Have a fabulous Monday everyone... keep safe and cool / warm

Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe take an opportunity to celebrate comfort 😊

#MOTD #gday #Greetings

Good morning 👋 Happy Saturday. It's a chilled morning here, watching the sunshowers through the patio doors... (note to self clean doors) We are having a very wet dry season so far 😂🤣⛈️🌨🌨⛅️ This is one of our best growing seasons so the garden is loving the rain. G&T are having a post breakfast nap and the only sound from them is the occasional contented beak grind/muttered tweet Plans include some gardening, coffee with friends and the usual activities Hope you have a fabulous Saturday #gday #greetings

G'day I made another "guest" appearance in the office today... Boy was it crowded! Public transport was full.. very full Office was full - no desks available if you hadn't pre booked! However important things happened.. Coffee was had, lunch was consumed.. Today: 🏢 ✅️ ☕️ ✅️✅️ Emails unread 📈 5% growth pattern 🍱✅️ Meetings 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄... Tasks completed 2️⃣ Tasks handed over 1️⃣ Tasks due 📈 Days until payday 1️⃣ Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe look for that sweet spot between overscheduled and nothing to do #MOTD #gday #Greetings

Good morning Morning chores complete! Garden watered Bird baths cleaned & filled Dino's cage cleaned, played with, fed etc Bread rising Now to the shopping centre where there is AC (Humidity 70% temp 28°c ... I am grateful that this is not a heatwave, just summer in the subtropics) Keep safe everyone... YOU are important! 🌬💨 #MOTD #Greetings

Tonight's tune is dedicated to main stream media... (and conservative politics) https://youtu.be/BR_cfuwivOw #politics #music #MSM

@frogglin@theblower.au bella thinks she counts... she is a person... a baby person

@gombang@social.nancengka.com Terima kasih, postingan Anda sangat membantu dalam berlatih bahasa Indonesia saya (meskipun terkadang butuh waktu untuk memahaminya)

G'day Well princess G 🐦 is experiencing a heavy moult and would like the world to acknowledge her bravery. She would also like extra treats because moulting is very energy intensive and hurts The poor little dinosaur Remember that you are unique so look after yourself. If you are moulting (or similar) consider having some extra treats #gday #Greetings #MOTD #BirdsOfMastodon

G'day I have things needing to be done... Or I can lie in the middle of the room under a fan 🤔

Asking for a friend... If you don't (really really don't) want to go to work today ... and you drag your decaffeinated self into the office... only to find that the desk you booked 4 weeks ago has been taken by someone else... There are no free desks in the building! Should they

@frogglin@theblower.au how are you, the bestest girls and who old chap going? 🧸 😇 🐕 🐥 🐔 + 👴