@wklj@mastodon.social

· 2w ago

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@jwz@mastodon.social If they have an email address in Contacts, they’re going to be offered. Do this: Use the notes field — put any email addresses there you want, so you don’t lose it. And then delete the “email” entry from the Contact.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Well would you look at that... 👨‍🦳

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

Trying to discern what Rosie is hinting at here.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

Boats boats boats…

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

The would be more entertaining if it were happening in the men’s field. https://apple.news/AdFyCnd2HSAqaPubjeADuKQ

apple.news

Padded bra row erupts with Tour de France Femmes riders to face extra clothing checks — The Independent

Teams have reportedly raised concerns over the use of padded bras at this year’s Tour

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 1mo ago

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com The frustration is probably the Thinkpad TBH.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@superbetsy Crossing tracks improperly may lead to involuntary Superman. Be warned. But for reals that’s a GREAT sign.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

PRAISE JIBBERS CRABST

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

You're so vain... I bet you think this passport's about you...

https://apple.news/AOYEhevc_T2eOYixqMBs7Vg

apple.news

Trump's picture is coming to some U.S. passports — NBC News

The State Department announced it will be releasing a limited series of passports this summer including an image of the president inside the front cover.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

And… this is why I always end up deleting the Lyft app after I’m done using it.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@FeloniousPunk "Cold-war" kids were hard to kill, under their desks in an air raid drill https://music.apple.com/us/album/leningrad/158618758?i=158619082

Apple Music - Web Player

Leningrad by Billy Joel on Apple Music

Song · 1989 · Duration 4:06

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 4mo ago

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@slava@mathstodon.xyz @joe@f.duriansoftware.com @steve@discuss.systems @ferrix@mastodon.online awfully nice pointer you got there. Be a damned shame if something were to happen to it.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@Simplicator @superbetsy not kidding: “Superman” and “Yard Sale” are common lingo for cycling crashes. The latter being such a tumble everything flies out of your pockets. It’s all over the grass like a yard sale :)

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

😂 https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/04/28/vermont-trade-vasectomy-meat-lions-club-community-strafford

Vermont residents barter for a free vasectomy

wbur.org

Vermont residents barter for a free vasectomy

A small town fundraiser, a free vasectomy and a box of beef. This story has it all.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Wow that’s fast.
https://apple.news/AYCKGw5GoRKyyUHGK3F36-w

apple.news

Sabastian Sawe finishes London Marathon in under two hours to obliterate men’s world record — The Athletic

LONDON — Sabastian Sawe broke the men’s marathon world record at the London Marathon on Sunday, becoming the first person to run the distance in under two hours in a legal race.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

That a mug can be $52 off and that’s like 35% off us really saying something.
https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/916818/ember-smart-mug-2-mothers-day-sale-2026-deal

The Verge

Ember’s self-heating smart mug is more than $50 off ahead of Mother’s Day

It’s on sale in multiple sizes and colors.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 9mo ago

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@gruber@mastodon.social Curious why that Serial # box is half-width. Do you think they were worried that people would get a 10-digit serial and not think it was correct to put it in a 20-digit-wide box? And that's not even getting into the [OK] [Cancel] part :-)

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

NO MORE SEASHELL ART PEOPLE. IT'S DEATH THREATS.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/anti-trump-instagram-pic-of-seashells-now-enough-to-indict-ex-fbi-directors/

arstechnica.com

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@lexfri@hachyderm.io I saw the musical and I saw "half clean shaven" and I was reminded of the band's "friendly little competition" that happened during the tour for this album and I was slightly horrified by this post until I read it again.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@sanguish@iosdev.space Nope I've been here straight through. Maybe that's just "catch all" wording?

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

@schwa@mastodon.social @ivory@tapbots.social Yes, happens to me too. Just silent failures. I’d figured it was because it’s photos but posting is really unreliable from the share sheet.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 8mo ago

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@marioguzman@mastodon.social @rafa@mastodon.design I've never seen one of those Things stickers on a car window but it'd be coooool

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@superbetsy Perfect.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@keeganc@mastodon.social I lit the whole underground. A few light roots were amazingly hard to get to. I think I also did every shrine quest but haven’t mustered the patience to do all the side quests yet 😅

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 8mo ago

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@xyla @joe tres commas

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@atomicbird@mastodon.social Maybe we’ll end up bombing outsells into smithereens? I think the end of our society already happened.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

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@shantini “It’s free for 2 weeks!” LOL. So it’s not free then, and you’re not ACTUALLY trying to help me!

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

Every interaction I’ve had with Clear at an airport is creepy. They literally guide you into the line like it’s open and ask for your ID as a sign-up stunt. It’s like they’re elbowing you out of the regular or Pre-check line.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 12mo ago

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@plexus@toot.cat @atomicbird@mastodon.social Indeed. We're in the process of getting rid of bullshit regulations. This sounds lie a great candidate for debureacratizing.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 45mo ago

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@ChanceHMiller same!

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@superbetsy Just got out… loved it! West coast time because your time zone if have fallen asleep in the theater 😊

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 11mo ago

@Stattenf LemmingLert.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@numist second place also broke 2 hours! Zoinks.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Second left rear flat tire on the M2 in a week! First one was a screw, and now a nail. Darned sticky tires are construction mess magnets :(

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

I mean... You have to hand it to this spammer for deploying a targeted marketing message.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

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@rands I can't even imagine the travesty if I turned on my Google Calendar. LOL.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@sjsmac Yeah, I don't know if mine are run flats. Fortunately I have tire pressure monitors and they say at 20 PSI to pull the F over. I actually had to manage the tire pressure all the way from LA as it was a slow leak but it became a big pain in ass and I had to go to sealant over Pacheco Pass... not my favorite drive of all time. Far the fuck from it.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 4w ago

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com Sounds more like a Way Whoa to me.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

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@film_girl But can you tell a WAV recording from a 160 kbps AAC from a 320 kbps OGG VORBIS file?

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@madcoder@infosec.exchange thanks for not letting me forget about that 💉 🍆

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 7mo ago

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@cabel@social.panic.com Sorry, but you picked the wrong synonym. You are supposed to cry in those two spots before you pull the cord.

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Bill Lloyd @wklj@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@keeganc@mastodon.social Finished as in completed the main story, or 100% by collecting all 1000 korok seeds? I can’t summon the courage for the latter.

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