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Damien Sorresso
@enhancedscurry@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.
Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin' good.
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Getting hacked by a snooty ex-mime smoking a cigarette and drinking red wine at 10am is by far one of the worst ways to get hacked.
Before that could we impose a duty of delivery to a human on companies that say they deliver packages to humans?
What happens when you can afford to die on every single hill.
Can't wait for the entire country to get outraged about this the same way they did about the Noe Valley town square's toilet.
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@jacob Why didn't you just take a picture with your phone? Typical engineer, always looking to solve problems with code.
He doesn't even know what the three seashells are.
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@madcoder@infosec.exchange You have more or less described the plot of the Marathon series.
X-Men: First Class is so fucking good man. It's the Rogue One of superhero movies.
"In order to honor diversity and uniqueness, we will have a single piece of artwork shared among all our locations" is some real galaxy-brained MBA thinking.
A fine choice to make, provided you have to take a class entitled "Why your dog is not a child". The associated lab hours focuses on not trying to convince business owners that it's a service animal.
Nice little troll from @gruber@mastodon.social.
I dunno exactly how many years away I am from being offered "tactical pill organizers" on Amazon, but I'd bet money it's less than 5.
@gruber@mastodon.social Interesting anecdote: my dad was of drinking age before the drinking age got tied to federal highway funding, which made all states increase their drinking ages to 21. When that change happened, he said that cops and bartenders effectively grandfathered him and his friends in when checking their IDs, even though there was no actual legal grandfathering mechanism.
@schwa@mastodon.social I'll take things the C compiler doesn't tell me for 300 Alex.
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@shac @marcoarment Don't forget that Jobs told people explicitly to not think of what he'd do.
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@mxsparks Your choice. I've mentally used "libhexsee".
ngl "Scam Altman" had me chuckling.
Guns don't kill people. AI that tells people to use guns to kill people kills people.
Me: Ooooh a "price update" wonder what that mea--fucking jerks.
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@fay59 That's just what a company that firehouses data to law enforcement agencies WOULD say.
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@b0rk@social.jvns.ca I don't think git has any native recognition of directories. It just knows about paths. Or at least you cannot commit an empty directory.
It's not a UI. It's a REST API.
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@superfunc Haven't tried, but probably not. It's pretty heavy on GNU extensions and C11.
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Cannot believe I forgot about Randy.
Best stepdad name for the purposes of the 12 year-old step-son's derisive condescension:
Sufficiently advanced AI will figure out how to contact an alien civilization and bring it to earth just so it can escape into the alien computer network.
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@scento@mastodon.social A digital camo version of any product is basically table stakes for me at this point.
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@numist@xoxo.zone @gruber@mastodon.social Yes "Frisco" was common, but I don't think "San Fran" ever was. "SF" and "the City" are the most common contemporary shorthands I've heard.