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Don't Talk To Me Until I've Time Travelled Back To Yesterday And Had My Coffee Then
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mastodon 4.6.6Aro ace gender menace, AuDHD, white settler in the stolen sky. Leftist, disabled, irreligious, antifascist. I complain about cars a lot.
Most of my thoughts come in the form of shitposts. Content may contain swears, bodily functions, light sexual content, substance use, mental health topics, or politics with no guaranteed CWs, but I try to consider others. Reminders are welcome.
Header: mostly b&w with six rainbow wooden cutouts of the word "fuck"
Profile pic: b&w selfie with cool sunglasses
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Joined September 24, 2024
pronouns:
they/them
location:
murky waters, treaty one
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smart and/or funny:
absolutely not
when a dog nose comes along
you must boop it
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just realizing the combination of being terribly underslept and having an amount of blood taken out of me might lessen my capabilities for the day. 🥴
my brother has a jat.
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making friendly and/or funny faces at babies while they stare at you should be seen as basic of a standard of etiquette as covering your face with a napkin or elbow when you sneeze or cough. it's just basic public health sense.
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four other people were writing outside with me (two straight white couples; why can't people go places independently??*) but none of them is lining up at the blood clinic. I came here early for nothing.
(*one of them was older and might have needed the other to help them walk, but the others had no trouble standing around and pacing)
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I got up 45 minutes earlier than usual because I have to get blood tests done between 7 and 9 and the only place I can do that without missing "important" work things is walk-in only. the person I spoke to yesterday said sometimes people start lining up at 6:30 so I'm going to try to get there before 7.
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"in my culture it's really offensive to comment on a person's change in hair length, colour, or style."
"which culture is that?"
"autism."
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@malcircuit@thingy.social @rooster@beige.party captcha is designed to intentionally irritate neurodivergent people
being a gender menace can include nonconformity with common trans narratives. it's not just about disrupting cis culture. I shouldn't have to biomedically strive towards a socially constructed opposite to prove myself. I don't need to own a blahaj.
I'm here to kick ass and make meaningful connections with other members of my expanding community, and I'm all out of ass.
almost everyone: we want a better world.
the rich and/or powerful: let's compromise: what if we made the world worse...but for profit.
golden eggs
golden eggs
comes from between
a goose's legs
are there lots?
listen, hun
goose made a profit of 71
look out!
goose is attacking you for getting near its eggs
tattoo idea: Atlas holding up my back fat
amab (all mosquitoes are bastards)
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I assume these parents would be cool with it, but I'm sure there are some out there who would react with "excuse me, but how dare you subject my infant child to a moment of whimsy and amusement as their perception of the world around them takes shape from its surroundings."
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social there is a small part of the internet where I created a thread for community specific memes that has up to 50,000 memes posted to it by now with all sorts of inside jokes.
as far as things that breached containment within my own circle, about 15 years ago I made a cheap photoshop of Han Solo holding a menorah with the caption "Keep the Han in Hanukkah" that I still see pop up every year (with no credit, but that's how I know I've made it).
I demand a live debate between Count Binface and Nigel Farage, if for no reason but to ensure that they are not the same person.
"You're on mute." - 21st century business proverb
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@futurebird@sauropods.win age verification, but if you're a millennial you have to have your comments on gen z created content reviewed by peers so you don't humiliate our generation with middle age syndrome
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...anyway, the only reason I'm here is because of generations of Canadian colonialism going as planned to legitimize theft and violence, and I will not pretend that we've built a just country worth celebrating.
dinosaurs in museum exhibits recreating street scenes from the 1910s
uspol, sa
baked beans are part of straight culture.
the nonbinary tendency to walk into doorframes
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@healyn@normal.style you may have seen me complain about a small town in Manitoba called Winkler, where right wing antivax bullshit has led to us getting an embarrassing number of measles cases in the past 18 months that far exceeds the rate of the US...
Canada's oil production should be seen in a similar light to US gun violence and for-profit healthcare combined: deadly and shameful.
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see, on the fedi, you don't need an excuse, and there isn't an algorithm tracking what you look at, so it's quite a safe space to look at gay porn without theatrically complaining about it to hide your enjoyment.
first night of sleep with an open window, baybeeeee
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it's really unpatriotic to not jack off on this day. Americans changed the word for male chicken to "rooster" so the word "cock" could be preserved for the sacred rites of Independence Day.
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@fluidfyre@sunny.garden they should give us a fake long form census to play with if we can't submit the actual one
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@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange I do not remember posting this last night, but yes, clad in era-appropriate dinosaur attire.
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@checkervest@laserdisc.party take advantage of beautiful weather by taking my dog on a longer walk than usual.
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@silverface@cyberpunk.lol and for aro ace shitposting with occasional serious posts they can follow me!
I had a rough experience with hair this morning so I made up for some of the problem with earthy tones and the perfect outfit for these sunglasses. (cw: meat)