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"Didn't spew on the upholstery" - @NewtonMark
"Follow @thewetmale@aus.social for your peristalsis, digestion, and bowel related content" - @liamvhogan@aus.social
I am pleased to announce the high court has rejected Liam’s final appeal against the numerous verdicts passed with regards to his posts about me and my good character and I look forward to the challenges of recovering the costs awarded to me.
I said doctor,
is there nothing I can take I said
Doctor!
to relieve this belly ache?
Some absolute good lord what is going on over there areas in the discourse this week
especially hits hard when your role is suddenly rapidly expanding because a company in the same field recently went belly up. Especially when we're basically a company of refugees from that other company and still have a lot of contacts so have picked up a bunch of clients quite rapidly that are looking to make up for lost time.
First continuous jog/run in months: 4km at 6:43 pace with some topographical challenges at the end
Odd kind of a night at the footy. 30 minute storm delay that coincided with a period of no rain but seemed to completely discombobulate the whole game in the 3rd. Like you’re having a traditional #battleofStanmoreMaccas but you’re the munter on ketamine. That said, if your team can have a ho-hum 40-point demolition of a derby rival there’s not much to complain about.
I’m pretty quick with memes but I wasn’t quick enough for that moment.
Carlton up by 3 goals at 3/4 time is smack bang in the banter zone. Will be a fascinating watch in the 4th.
You watch a succession of long bomb kicks and pressured handballs that don’t go to anyone and yet when you look up the stats these teams both have a disposal efficiency of about 75%. Makes me wonder if there’s an opportunity for more refined disposal effectiveness statistics.


