softness is magic

Do you have a kirkentine for this upcoming kirkiversary

Tbh i think the implicit masculinization of the word 'guy' does all of us a disservice. Theres plenty of words that mean a male person but only guy carries with it the understanding that each person contributes their personal affectation to the whole of their society (new type of guy, get a load of this guy, etc). Let girls be guys!

Discourse? In my mentions?

It's more likely than you think

Couples T-shirt idea: one shirt says "the devil" and the other says "the details"

Been noticing that most psychics these days are either really despondent or kinda concerningly manic. Its been tough trying to find a happy medium

How much does bluesky mod charlie kirk stuff

My transition officially started when i got this heated seat bidet 5 years ago. One cannot be a princess without a princess throne

Hot optimistic take: the rise of puppygirls has to do with the maturing of the trans communitys ability to provide support for each other. What is a dog without her pack

Me: flirting with girls on cinco de mayo
You: flirting with girls with a link in their bio

now i aint sayin she a woims digger

Naughty girls go into the oubliette >:)

Happy #420 i made a veg sausage egg and cheese on eggo to celebrate and also bc im eally high

Im just a heckin pupperino...you wouldnt hurt a heckin pupperino would you? Im just a smol blep heckin pupperino with glasses on her birthday 🥺🥺

Bees are so neat like theyre so good at making and protecting a home and storing up nutrients that never go bad inside it that the biggest threat to them is a bear eating their honey

Life is short and hard, you deserve a treat. Get yourself that ice cream, throw that lit cigarette butt out your car window. Youve earned it queen 👑

You were gonna use your phone to do something important but you got distracted and opened mastodon. What was that thing you were supposed to do? 🤔🤔

Its time to smoke weed

I try to keep my name at the top of the unresolved reports sections of the mod tools so i can fondly remember all the people that malded at me over the years

Cut off from oil, americas power grid collapses. Millions suddenly face starvation within months. There seems to be no source of food, but wait! Its americas pot farmers, who pollinate a crop of weed plants and make enough hemp seeds to feed the american underclass on hemp gruel

oops my wife has already walked in on me and my gf making out on the couch 🤭 :shrek2:

Ok ive beated everything but the jokerless challenge on #balatro how tf do you win jokerless ive never made it past ante 4