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rainey 🌻
@raineyday@beige.party
mastodon 4.6.6I'm a shy weirdo who needs encouragement to let my freak flag fly.
The join date lies. It was Wednesday, November 13, 2024. This is goth erasure, I'm tellin' ya!
Avatar: Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams dancing to The Goo Goo Muck.
Header: Family portrait of the movie Addamses.
@raineyday@mstdn.games [mstdn.games]
@raineyday@neurodifferent.me [neurodifferent.me]
138 Followers
30 Following
18 Posts
Joined November 13, 2024
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Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social
"average person marries 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person marries 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cameroon* & marries over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
*(where polygamy is legal)
A full bladder is the perfect way to launch yourself out of bed in the morning, no matter how much you'd rather roll over and get cozy for another five minutes.
Secret to immortality, perhaps?
Replying to
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @RickiTarr@beige.party
My late-Silent Generation father told me that when he was in school, they would chant "M I crooked letter crooked letter I crooked letter crooked letter I humpback humpback I".
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Isn't it illegal to park a car in a spot designated for bikes? 🐈 🟰 🚗 😇
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@yuki2501@masto.hackers.town @RickiTarr@beige.party
I ate all that I could of my mother's homemade cherry pie. 😇 🥧
@JustaJason007@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party
Genuine question from ignorance, what's dangerous about lithium polymer?
@JustaJason007@beige.party @maxleibman@beige.party
I don't know what you mean by that.
Replying to
@netkitty@meow.social
I wanna scoop you up and put you in my handbag. Not only will I have a portable kitn, but I can hear purrs coming from my purse. And maybe meows if you want a myouse.
Replying to
@ferrix@mastodon.online @VisualStuart@pdx.social
"Hostages" implies a willingness to trade them for desired things.
Edit: Awesome, looks like this account has been taken down.
New malicious spammer. Report and do NOT follow the .shop link!
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