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@pwm@darkdork.dev
Hi, I'm pwm
On all levels except physically, I am Bobby Hill.
You might know me from CRLF DOT NINJA.
I do bad things to computers.
For hire. You know what for.
Please remit payment in the form of monero, silver, or shoeboxes full of cash, 20's and 100's, nonsequential.
On all levels except physically, I am Bobby Hill.
You might know me from CRLF DOT NINJA.
I do bad things to computers.
For hire. You know what for.
Please remit payment in the form of monero, silver, or shoeboxes full of cash, 20's and 100's, nonsequential.
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Joined March 01, 2025
email:
pwm@crlf.ninja
matrix:
@pwm:poa.st
ssh pubkey:
ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIJySV31AyPwtuIVTVObwaIn1/UR8uVM4gjCO374I85GE
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@phnt@fluffytail.org just wait til I get off my ass and hit you with the FORTH-roma
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@lain@lain.com pretty sure there are explicit and dire warnings about man playing at divinity in la biblia
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@subnetter@shitposter.world fake news, women love good looking terrorists
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@Tony@clew.lol @Grumblesock@clew.lol @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital unless someone is paying big bucks I will not be selling fedi admin farts
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@subnetter@shitposter.world Draw and quarter me before anyone could get me to talk about my sex life on the timeline. Past, present, or future.
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@sun@shitposter.world @tyil@fedi.tyil.nl I can't really do anything but be deeply unserious about either of these topics because I am unproductive with no wife to dissatisfy.
People who get their heckles up about AI are just the latest iteration of fags who believe anyone who comes to any conclusion contrary to their own is guilty of some moral failing, either through ignorance of their own evil or wilful disobedience of the divine truth which just so happens to align with their personal opinion 100%.
We have been plagued by this same kind of retard online for over a decade and they keep flitting from topic to topic poo-pooing everything they don't like and the fotm moral failing is ai usage this time around.
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Going for my walk in a few. Anyone need anything from the
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@Death@dsmc.space poking through the monitor I setup it looks like a network blip on the backend and wg didn't recover (monitor attempted to restart it and failed)
afaict fran stayed up
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@Tony@clew.lol @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol it's an Andy ditch reference you rucking retard
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@Tony@clew.lol @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol knock the alcohol out of suspension, so he can drink the hooch
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@ForbiddenDreamer@pleroma.stopsemitism.org hey turn off signed fetches and or api authorization you nincompoop
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@Tony@clew.lol @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol if you are pricked into right behavior then all the better for it. Sucks that people know you at your worst but them's the brakes, my friend.
I'm glad you are doing what you suppose to be right, but I'm disinclined to jerk ya off about it.
Godspeed, retard, and stay the course
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@sun@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space I literally attached this image to the text I sent her
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@pernia@cum.salon @subnetter@shitposter.world gave a very passionate defense of having sex with underage (like 12 and 13 not 17 years and 364 days) women as "white sharia" or some shit.
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My fuckass coworker's latest scheme is to put on Mexican/Spanish language music whenever Hispanic customers come in
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Fedi, should I have a G&T for breakfast?
Solids are unavailable for the next several minutes
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@Tony@clew.lol @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol can't make any claims to the contrary
But I definitely do not like you, which colors my opinion somewhat
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@subnetter@shitposter.world Met a guy in a bar once that was super outgoing, the kind that's buying everyone drinks, right? Gave me his number and said to reach out if I ever wanted to work with him at Deloitte.
Weird coincidence but he looked exactly like the guy in the bottom of the pic
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@lain@lain.com @captainepoch@stereophonic.space @harblinger@wizard.casa that's the standard French technique for everything
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@scathach@stereophonic.space she sent me an article that someone had sent her, a salacious concoction about how AI agents were conspiring together to cheat on tests and the conclusion drawn that we were 50% of the way to an AI takeover of the world.
I think I managed to very calmly explain why that was fucking bullshit
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@Tony@clew.lol @Grumblesock@clew.lol @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital I mean if there's enough methane, I guess that makes sense. Whack if so though
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@sun@shitposter.world @tyil@fedi.tyil.nl un sorry sweaty but you're not a real programmer unless you're a kissless handholdless virgin over the age of 30 with wizard powers on the sex offender registry
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Got to wear my tin foil hat and explain to my mother the incestuous relationship between media outlets, media companies, private equity and why you can't believe shit anybody writes on the internet.
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@Tony@clew.lol @Grumblesock@clew.lol @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital A kid I rode the bus with in middle school claimed to have singed most of his off attempting to light a fart on fire.
I don't recall if he accidentally lit his undies on fire or if he was trying buck ass naked
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@adequate_birb@decayable.ink @GameNight@decayable.ink I exclusively join voice chat form the porcelain throne
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@captainepoch@stereophonic.space ???
Even with a pan that isn't nonstick, that's not necessary unless you're cooking the eggs in the pan you cooked your bacon in (after you drained it, so there's only a small amount left).
I grew up adding a small amount of milk to the eggs to help make em fluffy (not doing them dirty as above). Butter would fuck it up.
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@Death@dsmc.space the other day we did have another fran one (couldn't ssh in) but this one was backend
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@Tony@clew.lol @Soy_Magnus@clew.lol you are a retard and I think your existence is hopeless in all the ways that matter (you will never have a healthy relationship with a woman that bears fruit (functional children)) so yeah, shape up (impossible but I'd love to be proven wrong) or kys, (not so) young man
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@Death@dsmc.space I have added a check for the recorded dns resolution error that accompanied trying to restart the wg link.
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@Grumblesock@clew.lol @adequate@poa.st it means she didn't need to blow her nose til then
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@Tony@clew.lol @shibao@shitposter.world that's a lot of ways to say, "sleazeball"
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@graf@poa.st @Death@dsmc.space I really don't understand why anyone would ever use something other than alpine on a server 🥀
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer enjoying being young enough to still be able ball without it, tbh. I'd rather have the cash, thyroid be damned.
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