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The Charlie Root saga is a great litmus test.

men want me to verbally degrade them for free

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My mans made dinner and said he kept hitting the chicken with garlic powder until his ancestors said it was gud

@pernia@cum.salon @Tony@clew.lol people with Munchausen syndrome

@jeffcliff@shitposter.world the problem is that at this rate I will lobotomize you with the needle of a booster shot

King Krule - A Lizard State [Invidious] #audio

Using his tears as lube 🖤

@pernia@cum.salon @Tony@clew.lol yes they are really like this I have a white coworker who gets In-N-Out every single day at the office, sometimes switches it up to another fast food chain All these mfers gunna get colorectal cancer in their 30s

So every Republican voted in favor of merging our military with Israel's? 🫪

What is your preferred text editor and/or IDE setup and why? I am moving away from Kakoune

I found out that one of the accountants at work used 90% of the entire company's Claude tokens in less than a month and there were big angyyy meetings about it

You ever go through a wignats posts and realize dude can literally be eviscerated out of existence and nobody would remember because any LLM diarrhea generator can produce anything of more substance

I don't understand how heterosexual men trade "porn" like Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but then I remember the Beatles used to all jack off together in a literal circle jerk.

"You smell like a roll of nickels" will never not be a horrendous read

@Maroon@clew.lol @Tony@clew.lol come get your boy he's drying up pussy on the timeline

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com implying that straights don't do this in the open as well, you just don't have attention on it because it isn't "pride" lmao

@shibao@shitposter.world my voice is just naturally like this lmao

@Tony@clew.lol why are you posting this are you a pervert ?.

@Tony@clew.lol @pernia@cum.salon the craziest thing in all this is how nobody is talking about healthcare reform lol How many times do we see spoonies or mothers dr shopping for themselves or their kids? Why is it so easy? Also there are no resources for postpartum in the hood. You get a number to call that's it.

I don't accept no man's friend request and if you already here, its cuz you look gay

She's done it again !!!

@sun@shitposter.world @ageha@tomo.airen-no-jikken.icu @cell@shitposter.world @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com to be fair, I do want to talk about the increasing number of heteros that claim to be "queer" just because they are degenerates and sexually promiscuous BDSM / fetish play does not inherently make someone part of the HDMI cord community.

A woman or child can have video footage of them being abused and raped, report it to the authorities, and see no action taken and then men will ask why victims don't generally come forward. I've seen people blame a child's toenail polish for being molested. Then people wonder why ...

Remember ladies, don't worry about what you look like when any man will start turning to other men bootyhole as soon as they locked up ⛓️

@Tony@clew.lol fuck you for posting dogs on the timeline

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com why is it bad when gay people do it openly but not when straights do it behind closed doors? What is the difference between swinging and polyarmory?

@Tony@clew.lol you don't need a machine for cold brew ..... You could have just used a jar.

@Tony@clew.lol @BowsacNoodle@poa.st is caffeine worse or more addictive than weed and if so why doesn't anyone give a fuck except when they're pulling the Panera charged lemonades

@Tony@clew.lol >So what if your man wants to lick your toes? That's weird. I just want my pussy ate.

@Tony@clew.lol oh so this is your fetish... 🫣

Whenever a man talks about something he doesn't like, he really loves it, real bad. 📝

@Maroon@clew.lol go away you smell

@deprecated_ii@poa.st @professionalbigot69@poa.st it's almost as if universities in the U.S are liberal institutions that don't actually care about making positive change and caring for the people they claim to serve

@verita84@detroitriotcity.com it's actually insane how many companies are capping their monthly token costs in less than 2 weeks 📝

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com actually it's worse when heteros were grooming children at nudist beaches in the 70s and 80s At least with pride, there is a general expectation that it's a 21+ event unless it's a family oriented community event

Alive Together by Lisel Mueller Speaking of marvels, I am alive together with you, when I might have been alive with anyone under the sun, when I might have been Abelard's woman or the whore of a Renaissance pope or a peasant wife with not enough food and not enough love, with my children dead of the plague. I might have slept in an alcove next to the man with the golden nose, who poked it into the business of stars, or sewn a starry flag for a general with wooden teeth. I might have been the exemplary Pocahontas or a woman without a name weeping in Master's bed for my husband, exchanged for a mule, my daughter, lost in a drunken bet. I might have been stretched on a totem pole to appease a vindictive god or left, a useless girl-child, to die on a cliff. I like to think I might have been Mary Shelley in love with a wrongheaded angel, or Mary's friend, I might have been you. This poem is endless, the odds against us are endless, our chances of being alive together statistically nonexistent; still we have made it, alive in a time when rationalists in square hats and hatless Jehovah's Witnesses agree it is almost over, alive with our lively children who–but for endless ifs– might have missed out on being alive together with marvels and follies and longings and lies and wishes and error and humor and mercy and journeys and voices and faces and colors and summers and mornings and knowledge and tears and chance.

@Nudhul@shitposter.world did you not hear what happened to huggingface ?

@dj@parcero.casa @shibao@shitposter.world

My psychiatrist once gave me my pap smear

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com that's a great question dude, nonce shit like that was heavily normalized 😬 people are alive today whose parents did this to them and exposed them to child molestors

@Tony@clew.lol I watched yooouuuuu chaaannggeeeeee

Why can't mfers on fedi be normal and so many of y'all got DV charges are too retarded to understand basic human emotions