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@Jkelly@sunny.garden Respectfully, nobody will mind if you post cat pictures any day, not just #Caturday. 😊
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mastodon 4.7.3Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #CarFree #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week. I occasionally swear. You have been warned. Generative #AI is theft.
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We're back from our 23-mile bike ride to Peking duck, and we're very tired.
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The server was very confused when I loaded up the leftovers in an insulated lunch bag and we put on our bike helmets, lol.
RE: https://flipboard.com/@sciencealert/sciencealert-3mvdqjtaz/-/a-a7-Gb5knQliqKAzwm-8Rhg%3Aa%3A565656366-%2F0
Glad to get something from all the extra years of bleeding. 😑 #perimenopause
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The Age You Reach Menopause May Be Linked to Your Future Brain Health, 18-Year Study Finds
https://www.sciencealert.com/the-age-you-reach-menopause-may-be-linked-to-your-future-brain-health-18-year-study-finds?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into ScienceAlert @sciencealert-ScienceAlert
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This was one of the accommodations we knew we'd have to make when we got rid of our car six years ago. Thankfully, we can take bike trails nearly the whole way.
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No #AngryYogurtMan today. I did have an amusing conversation in the produce:
Older lady: "Sweetie, come over here."
Me: ::braces self::
OL: "How do you buy broccoli?"
Me: "Well, I mostly just flip it over and make sure it doesn't have bugs on it.
OL: "WHAT? I've never done that. Have I been eating bugs?"
Me, helpfully: "Extra protein?"
OL: Laughs and thanks me.
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(Peking Gourmet Inn for any curious locals. Mr. Blue has a hankering for their Peking duck.)
I had a coworker say to me (not unkindly) yesterday that perhaps I am on the spectrum, and A: Maybe! But also, B: Rude!
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I've been very tired and having joint pain, and this seems like the type of shitty symptoms that's just going to get me some wastebasket diagnosis. Or "We have no idea." I've been twitching for 2-1/2 years. Nobody can figure that out, either.
America's Next Top Model Train
#AltRealityShows
#HashTagGames
why am I getting ads for human blood?
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You forgot the 30-50 feral hogs.
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They can't keep expecting me to learn new internet animals. First it was some dog, then a tiny hippo, now some kind of racoon? It's simply too much.
Open quoted postWould installing #Linux help my #perimenopause symptoms? 🤔
(This is a shitpost -- don't @ me.)
Anyone else keep their earrings in a fishing tackle box? Just me?
Partial Eclipse of the Heart
#NonChalantSongs
#HashtagGames
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It could be because of hormonal shifts due to #perimenopause, but they'll probably have to rule out a bunch of other shit first.
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@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Yogurt? I think there's also cottage cheese that contains active cultures.
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I am interested in #MHT, but nobody's going to start that until I get a mammogram, and I had an incredibly awful experience a year ago and am full of dread.
RE: https://cupoftea.social/@teabot/116953452774167490
I had no idea Yorkshire Gold was formulated for hard water!
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OK, time for something from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser. Or a nice cup of tea. I vote for the latter.
How about some Yorkshire Gold, a blend of Assam, Kenyan & Rwandan teas, for the hard water in Yorkshire
Maybe with a Rich tea biscuit?
Open quoted postPretty sure I am significantly older than Stacy's Mom.
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social That's clearly puffed sleeves and a skirt, so they're both for women. Men need to go elsewhere.
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@401matthall@mastodon.xyz Nobody on my team likes this person, so I made sure to share a screenshot on Teams. 😊
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(It's actually pretty hilarious because it was posted by an "Award-winning communicator and advocacy professional," lol.)
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The amount of architecture/physics/geometry that goes into #bras is actually pretty mindblowing.
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Tonight's #Monsterdon movie sounds appropriately atrocious. 🤣
It hasn't been a very productive day, but I got done what I wanted to:
- Get two birthday cards sent.
- Work out.
- NAP.
Hoping to do some stitching later during #Monsterdon.