The needs of the many outweigh your stupid fucking car. #FuckCars
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Dr Fanny Böse
@cumrade_cam@thicc.horse
mastodon 4.7.2"Dr Evil Pussy"[he/it/they]
"your filthy side piece"
"that stinky slut"
- flirts/boosts encouraged
- agabs shot on sight
- not a girl
- ACAB/Fuck ICE
🏴(he/it) comrade. also a very nasty gooner
⚓(she/hir) mean lesbian domme. specialist in fitting large objects in small holes. likes petticoats
⛓️(she/her) drop/run
Posts lewd often, usually w/ CW
transphobes, terfs, transandrophobes, man haters DNI
minors shouldn't interact, but I'm not your parents so I can't tell you what to do
40 Followers
45 Following
33 Posts
Joined January 25, 2025
age:
30+
Location:
PNW, USA
Orientation:
Boy lesbian
Trans:
Yes/Rights/Day of Revenge
force-femming your cuck husband by making him the toilet for your polycule of beautiful trans women. He always wanted to be a toilet for gorgeous thicc ass women, but what he didn't know is 54% of estradiol is peed out. Another few years of toilet duty and maybe he can join the polycule proper.
Sex, Mario kart
introducing "Pay-By-Ass" a new feature designed to increase consumer survivability and national happiness. For any purchase less than $50 (let's face it, you're a cheap whore), you can just select "Pay-By-Ass" and the cashier will be notified and bend you over the counter right there in front of everyone. Businesses participating in Pay-By-Ass will have the final purchase cost reimbursed by the government (funded by de-funding the DoD).
everyone likes posting one or two word postings about butts, or boobies but...
the plaintive screams and pleadings of a submissive
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How was I supposed to know that puppygirl was 11? That's like 80 in dog years!
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@so_treu and it's hard to make new Black trans friends because they almost never show up in Trans spaces because when they do other white trans people make them very unwelcome, and then call themselves leftists.
Now watching: Strippers Vs Werewolves. I downloaded it off tubi. I'm sure its going to be complete brain rot, with tits.
nut naps
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@raphaelmorgan Like duh it's not going to protect kids. I'm old enough to remember before the Internet, and I was still able to get access to porn without it. However, unlike Pornhub, some of the people who provided it to single-digit age me also had really bad intentions. Leaving porn alone and unrestricted is actually the safer option.
@slothrop @rayckeith
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@celesteh they might say I go too far with my fervent demands but in my defense I'm a very bad man 😄
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gosh i sure would like to get my handles grabbed and get strapfucked hard by someone growling into my ear though.
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@JoscelynTransient yeah for sure. Anything that increases the number of partners is also extremely pro-labor. It's just that 1570 is almost what my single partner and I pay rn for 1300sqft and we've been together for 15 years so I can pretty much count on this situation being more or less rock solid forever with near zero relationship drama. Maybe I just need to find some cuties to move in with me :p
@ocdtrekkie @wohali
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@jazz at first the way you write that made it look like you were lumping using Django (or otherwise scripting a website with Python) in with using an LLM and I was confused why you felt that way.
Never wanted to be a doughnut so bad in my life
Nut naps or no nut naps as an imprecise but free way of measuring if your T level is good.
(Brought to you by i just passed out there for a whileeee~ <3)
Evil boy who posts misleading pictures of his butt on socials so translesbians will like and compliment his pictures without realizing he's actually a boy and that they're praising boy butt >:^)
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@Omega@chaos.social i mistakenly translated this as "The ventilator machine gives a good blowjob" and like, yeah i suppose they probably would.
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@401matthall@mastodon.xyz you say that but also dog wakes everyone up at 2am to demand water and then again at 3am for help getting back into bed and then at 5am to go for walk...
@m@autistics.life @dramypsyd@ohai.social @hellomiakoda@pdx.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange @VVitchy@pagan.plus
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@GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social yeah, back in the day we just had "lawn darts". my neighbor had a set and yes we were absolutely throwing them straight up in the air and then dodging them. /I/ never got hit at least :D