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@DemocracyMattersALot
"a gathring of pedos is called a GOP" - an armed and dangerous sea shell
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@danirabbit
"we are the cilivization that has failed, never to be brought back again" - the USA where elections had consequences
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@mcc@mastodon.social
"the only desktop that comes with a Russian STD" - Bill Gates's sad blue face
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@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social
"sorry about the Fascism, it's not personal, it's just business" - Capitalism
if only we had the balls for a general strke
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@beyondmachines1
"it's the portable install. Don't leave home without it" - Portapps
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@flexghost @ruud
"Thank You" - a Kracken which sounds very much like a young Michael Jackson
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@stux@mstdn.social
"however, the fact Mark looks like Epstein fucked him is very real" - some very expensive unemployed MetaVerse legs
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@Richard_Littler
"I got your droids right here" - Elon Musk heiling like fuck on the roof of his new Cyberhome
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
"have I got a bubble buster for you" - that shy campish syndrome they call Kessler
Please people, learn how to make fire without AI
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@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social
"hey dad, I'm geting a lot of ass eating alerts" - his online accountability partner
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@CharmingMalcontent@mastodon.social
""Pope once jammed with Bill Clinton where? Might be Epstein Island" - FoxNews taking those evangelical lies to the bank
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@wdlindsy@toad.social
"this is what happens when a pedo can't get it up any more" - the Easter Bunny
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@MargaretSefton@writing.exchange
"the US has become the Steven Seagal of nations" - Putin fucking the actual Steven Seagal
thanks, anything without a cowboy hat works these days
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@TJ1001
"Christians, Jews and Muslims worship the same thing with the difference being; who is Jesus, who is Mohammad and what the fuck is Genocide" - the 30 silver coins that jingle in Trump's pocket when he walks by
Jesus is gonna lose it when he comes back to world that looks like an East Wing construction project
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@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
"another Great Deal from the Art of Trump" - the Pentagon which gets 10% off the top
blood on battlefield lays there, monitising
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social
"In Trump's Amerika ISP watch you" - the Vodka talking
new data lines included
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@dannotdaniel
"it's The Hypnotoad" - a Shammy Microfiber Cloth Towel, no make that two for the price of one
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@digyoursoul@universeodon.com
"fuck me, this foreigner wants my cookie" - California
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@lowqualityfacts
"those dudes on the boats will have died for nothing" - my reason for going with Yes
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@atomicker
"please Canadian
Keep Roping that Dope" - the pocket of sanity in the US commited to keeping Trump's heart rate up
Thank you for the Bullwinkle, it trained me well
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
"My Man Jerry" - Herpes which has played a part in all this from the start
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@BrianJopek@mastodon.world
"Trump intends for his impending death to be this world's End Times" - a nuclear football retooled for a tiny hand
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@tusk81@mastodon.social
"we can't afford to help out with the baby forced upon you because we need kill the babies of Trump's enemies" - the Christians of the GOP
Making the world white again
" #Trump killed Iran's Trump leaving Iran's Eric in charge" - a box of child porn at Mar A Lago
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@TJ1001
"I heard he got the Easter Bunny pregnant and his dad still isn't over it" - a fresh Cocoa bean
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@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social
"Look Pope, Paltar has used it's access to every database in the world to track and seek. I'm here to tell you. It's Joe Biden and his DEI" - Peter fucking Thiel
Christians sure love to hate
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@grrlscientist@mastodon.social
"I've got mouths to feed" - Melvil Dewey
"sounds like granny went thru the whole bag" - a dick
https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-congress-horny/
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@iftas@mastodon.iftas.org
"dudes, we're hackers now" - the banks behind the various LLC's data tracking humans
Blusky is the stranger van that always has candy
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@grrlscientist
"questions, always with the questions" - the only those registered to daft can vote act
"fuck your bones, it's over " - the shite in #Trump 's pants
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@emilymbender@dair-community.social
"it's pronouned Siri" - the manexplanation Suri Noelle grew up with as Tom wasn't around
a cowboy hat is my red flag
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@Nonilex
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a nuclear confrontion today" - The Whimpyiset POTUS in our history
It's Tea in the fucking Harbor Time
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com
"Ultra Processed Modern Warfare is bad for baby's health" - a Warning Label that the State of California now requires on a newborn's umbilical cord
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@WarnerCrocker@mastodon.social
"Keep it closed" - the Earth's skanky Atmospheric layer
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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io
"elite members get to grab all the pussy they want" - Trump with a bucket of kittens behind his back
it's all commerce no temple with Orange Jesus
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@jerasikehorn.bsky.social
"cap them at $25,000" - SSA
"It's 3.16.26 and He is still ALIVE" - my disappointment in our republic's Senators
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@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social
"the collapse of the Y chromosome has escalated faster than expected" - Eric's AI replacement
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@warandpeas
"so you want it misspelled" - the really nasty human shit
"dudes" - the Fat and the Flatulence, a heist team now down to their last ton of Kitkits
https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/cadbury-world-unveils-world-s-largest-mini-egg/ar-AA1ZGvK7
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@sccdp@sfba.social
"Dance, dance the night away" - a real fancy Guillotine that would cost us pennies each to build and implement
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@hstone519@mastodon.social
" He wore it all so much better than she ever could" - $200 million tax dollars in pics and videos
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@rbreich@masto.ai
"90% of Americans stand ready to bail them out when it all goes tits up, again" - your Bank's investments
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@tafnn@universeodon.com
"How can history state I had the biggest balls of them all without a room that can hold them" - Trump's mushoom shaped legacy
a bunker under a ballroom, doesn't get more Epstein than that
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@randahl
"things have never been better" - Nostradumbass
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@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social
"it's Canola, kill these commie bastards" - Skillet Team 6
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@nixCraft
""who the fuck leaked the new Paramount/Warners media guidelines?" - Peter Thiel
"these Mar A Largo Barbies are heavier than they look" - the trillions in debt the US has entered into to cover the costs of #MAGA women needing to feel pretty and MAGA men needing to feel strong