🤯Matera the Mad🤯
Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough
Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.
Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p
I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.
My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.
Don't ask me for
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It's not something I go around telling everybody all the time, but I despise fancyass French cooking. Strict recipes and fussy fussy rules and sauces, sauces, iicky sauces.
Oooo, happy butt, my new sheepskin is coming today!
Some days ago I caught an embryonic bedsore sneaking around my left bun, and gave it notice. Since then, drastic changes in resting/sleeping positions have made bedtime heck. Need a sheepy on the computer chair too 😬 Pain in the ass, wot? 🤣
wonder how many tombstones say "just a bad cold"
o noes, I didn't send Mr. A. Friend the monthly lunar planting calendar yet! 😱
got that boy spoilt 🙄
From melting pot to chamber pot - the devolution of the American Nightmare.
Weather reports I'd like to hear: "Iit's reigning cats."
Relaxing in bed, half-sitting up, for my audiobook breaks, is no longer an option.
I have a bedsore on my arse 😭
Now where the hell did I put that piece of lambskin that I haven't seem in umpteen years....
For my next daring feat, I will take a huge dump.
Eeeeveryone wants an update and a reboot. Like a bunch of cats, these 'puters, only they don't keep me warm. (Or clog the bathtub drain with hair 🤣)