Quick shout-out to all the bi guys who get called gay because they're more commonly seen with men, but who know how to treat a lady right when they're given the opportunity. We see you and very much appreciate you.
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Kinky Kobolds
@KinkyKobolds@meow.social
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchKobolds: Small and often lewd. Keeping the fun in fun sized. General purpose account, including serious things and various lewds.
You may know me as Shira Frozenmoon, Sovrim Terraquian, Azure Ebonwing, or The Shimmering Spectrum.
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We have meds we're supposed to take morning and night, every day. So 14 doses per week. It feels strange that missing one dose weekly is not great but we're still doing way better than GitHub when it comes to uptime.
We should've been in bed hours ago. We still are pretty sure we'd fall asleep within a couple minutes of getting into bed. So why are we still at the computer?
A reminder for Pride Month
- Be Gay
- Do Crimes
- Post about being gay
- Do not post about doing crimes
Paying a few dollars a month to use Twitter, which is run by a billionaire.
Donating a few dollars a month to help your Mastodon server, which is run by people who care about their communities.
Periodic reminder to check the "About" section on your Mastodon server to see if they have donation links. :)
Dear everyone,
Please consider today's Discord outage yet another reason to not use Discord as a replacement for an actual website, such as a wiki or forum, and a caution against over reliance on centralized services in general.
At what point would it be reasonable to tell someone you work for that you're unable to use the new tool they're rolling out to staff because the vendor is known to aggressively collect data they don't have a legitimate need for and, therefore, usage of the tool would be a breach of your NDA?
There's a guy here with a Rainbow Dash baseball cap and a "real men fight for equal rights" shirt, sitting with four kids of multiple races.
Dude, you are the kind of influence this world needs more of. You keep being awesome.
We got "ma'am'ed" by the gate agent scanning our boarding pass. This is amazing. 
We're old enough to remember websites that did age verification like this.
Are you 18?
- Yes
- No, and I'm too dumb to lie about my age on the internet.
We also remember lying. And that's not the fault of the web developer. That's on us for being way more curious than our parents would've approved of.
The kobolds wanna get up to things that are highly inadvisable for creatures that average three feet in height. You know what kind of things. 😈
How do you tell your parents "These clothes you got me for Christmas are nice, but you know I'm a girl now, right?"
Semi-related, if you wanna help a trans woman update her wardrobe with some more gender-affirming attire, we're very much open to suggestions. 🏳️⚧️
Kobold frustrated that even a size 000 skirt is too big for her ;_;
(Though, IRL, we comfortably fit in a size 1X)
Mood right now is strong for someone to piss on my face, marking me with their scent, and then make me lick the last drops off their body and thank them for the golden gift they've provided.
In approximately 48 hours, we'll be at Peachtree Center in downtown Atlanta enjoying some good food. There's one place that we always look forward to eating at during the con, and it'll probably be both the first and last thing we do.
If you wanna see us at Furry Weekend Atlanta, we'll probably be around the adult vendor hall in the Hyatt for most of the time it's open, helping to manage the crowd. Being around a bunch of other sexual and/or kinky folks sounds like a good time!
Good morning critters and creatures! Are you doing anything fun this weekend? What about some self care?
Here's our schedule for FWA this year. All the orange blocks are times we'll be working as a staff member. Everything else is open, which means our evenings are free to have fun and make memories.
If you wanna get together for anything, please let us know!
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@blockmanthree@meow.social @DreckSkryre@scalie.club An RTX negative 90? Does that mean your computer loses its graphics capabilities and you only have an 80x24 terminal window to work with?
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@aearo
Ladies clothes have numeric sizes that go down to zero. Multiple zeros are even smeller.
Today's high is in the mid 20s (Celsius) 😌
Tomorrow's low is in the mid 20s (Fahrenheit) 🥶
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@goaty@meow.social I mean, this is the kind of thing that ancient Greek philosophers were debating 2,400 years ago. In a sense, the answer depends on how you define the concept of reality itself, including whether anything abstract can be "real" in a meaningful sense.
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@goaty@meow.social That said, the math nerd in us wants to say that math is definitely not real. It's complex.
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@IsDaGany@meow.social Hey there. Stuff is rough sometimes. But you'll have a pile of kobolds to snug into whenever you need it, okay? We're all gonna do our best to get through whatever the hell this is.
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@thatgalsilver If it's a single player game and you're enjoying it, you're doing it right. This is true regardless of what other people on the Internet will tell you.
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@NitroDS@meow.social
He looks like the kind of dragon my parents would've warned me not to hang out with. I would have ignored those warnings.
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@fen We found a couple of nice pieces at Torrid a few weeks ago, when they were doing a 60% off sale on swimwear. Don't know if the sale is still going on, but it might be worth checking out.
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@glassbottommeg@mastodon.gamedev.place
Gotta make sure @Melody@squawk.social and @magpi@meow.social see this as birds who'd be more than happy to yeet fascists off the planet.
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Tips for newbies, part 3
Remember that there's no algorithm here determining what you see and don't see. It's all down to who you follow and what they boost onto timelines, all presented in chronological order.
Make liberal use of those like and boost buttons. Follow people with interesting things. Make new friends!
Don't censor key words to try circumvent an algorithm or filters. Make sure your stuff is easy to find (or filter) and the community will appreciate it.
#MastoTips
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Tips for newbies, continued
Hashtags: On Mastodon, only hashtags can be searched, by design. You have to opt-in to being searched on each post. Use hashtags responsibly, ideally by putting them at the end of your toot.
Alt text: Please use alt text on your images. It's useful not just for accessibility, but for cases where a server's overloaded and people might not see your pic at all. It's not an enforced rule, but it's a strongly recommended best practice.
#MastoTips
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Tips for newbies, part 4: More on Hashtags
You can actually follow hashtags on Mastodon now. That's a new feature from within the last month. This makes it even more important to use tags in your post, when it's reasonable to do so. Plus, it means you can follow a tag that you care about, even when it's being talked about by people you'd never have found otherwise.
Remember that only hashtags in the body of your post count. Don't put them in the CW or they won't work!
#MastoTips
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@Leviamicky Just because you can doesn't mean you *should* of course. Same reason that not every toot needs to use at least 400 of the allotted 500 characters. :)
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@lockelyfox Absolutely agreed, and it always concerns me how lax some people are with their personal information. I'm uneasy even posting about my birthday in public places, given how common a security question that is.
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@lockelyfox Direct != private is an important note, but it's also a risk inherent in any communication that isn't secured with end-to-end encryption.
It all comes down to who you trust with your communications, and the correct answer to that will necessarily depend on your personal threat modeling.
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@Leviamicky It's a balancing act, but yes, erring on the side of being more descriptive is usually a good idea.
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@eviloatmeal@linuxrocks.online @Ciaraioch@mastodon.ie you only need to transversally anglemeep your turboencabulator to harmoniax your wanglers.
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@virtuafox Formula E is already fantastic to watch. Would recommend if you wanna see what that might look like!
We need some game recommendations.
A good friend of ours has a right wrist injury. She likes cooperative games, such as Slay the Spire 2, Gunfire Reborn, and Big Walk. However, using a mouse for an extended period of time is painful for her.
What are some other co-op games that are reasonably playable with one hand, whether that's just needing a keyboard, half of a controller, or some forgiving mouse movement as she uses it with her off hand?
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@Kandrel No formal certifications, but these kobolds are cave dwellers so we know, from experience, what we're doing.
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@dogposting "I want to do the thing. My brain just can't convince my body to do it."
Alternately: Tell people to Google it themselves.