Voracious Reader

@wonderofscience@mastodon.social Ooh! I'm off to update all my dating app profiles to include "Currently in my nastic movement phase; looking for someone to share a mutual thigmotropic response."

@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk To get the result faster, increase the energy available to the d10s by storing them in a lake, and keeping the lake temperature near boiling. If you don't have a lake nearby, you can just divert the drinking water supply of some nearby towns.

@mcc@mastodon.social Several of our library branches allow out-of-hours access, so you can have the library entirely to yourself! 🎉 No other humans! Just books and more books and All The Books! 🎉 I've seen a mum with young, loud, vigorous kids, calmy browsing books while the kids were being extremely loud and vigorous in the toy section, knowing that there wasn't anyone being disturbed or judgemental. There's a lady who's often doing the free jigsaws until 9PM. I get to bring my bike inside. 🚴🤪

@narfnra@mastodon.social Strap little cameras and maybe tiny robot arms to them, and we don't have to worry about developing swallowable nanobots for non-invasive internal surgery on humans!

@shanselman@hachyderm.io I've read all the replies, and will now hope to see something like this: "The three people working on the patient (trauma regex specialist, pediatric regex specialist , rural regex generalist) exchanged a glance…"

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social Another trillion dollars, and we'll upgrade it to wAnkIng - wanking, with embedded AI

@frogglin@theblower.au Re the AltText: the "EC" at the end of "i-VTEC" improbably stands for "Extreme Cleverness"

@selzero@syzito.xyz Sugar cubes cause squirrels to levitate.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt I think entomology is study of the sentient tree creatures which live in Fangorn forest.

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt The Northern Lights button icon is definitely a baby seal, and the Room Service icon is a milking machine ?? Wait … this *isn't* nanoraptor's work? 🤯

@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com Layer upon layer upon layer - they must be Danish.

@Gustodon@mas.to Not sweater as in "sudorific"? I thought it was some herbal concoction to rid the hedgehog of a skin infestation. Tiny cute clothing works too 🤪

@catsalad@infosec.exchange and to make them prate, just make them lose an eye.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Wasn't there a Mastodon account with the display name "10 billion", so that with a couple of carefully timed boosts you could see 10 billion and 8 others favorited your post