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Alanna

@kelpana@mastodon.ie
mastodon 4.7.3
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Code Monkey with too many hobbies. Retrocomputing, Game Development, 3D Printing and Electronics. Trying to muddle my way through life. Founded @galwaygamejam@mastodon.ie 2013. Hoarder of old tech and model trains.

725 Followers
548 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 10, 2022
Homepage (crap rn):
https://alannakelly.ie/
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 1w ago
Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
Folks, does anyone have any work? It's becoming urgent for me to find more work now. I'm trying. I need at least €1500 by the end of next week. I am going to try and get a loan today, but I'm not sure if that will even be possible. I'll do software dev, embedded dev, simple PCBs, QA of software, Small part CAD Designs, pixel art, take minutes of meetings. Anything please. #getfedihired #underemployed
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2w ago
People need to realise that one can't actually take a truly "apolitical" stance about any issue. Sitting on the fence about something or ignoring an issue is also a political position. An individual or organisation can never be truly "apolitical". On some level, almost every social interaction has a political element. #bothsidesism #whataboutism
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2w ago
So I am currently using KDE Plasma as my Desktop on my main computers. What are viable alternatives? I need something that will play nice with an NVIDIA GPU.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2w ago
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@dec_hl@mastodon.social I can try it I guess it is notorious for not working with NVIDIA cards.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago

So this happened... 🤯

#imirt #irishgameawards #ireland #FÍSGamesSummit #Galway

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago

I'm not anti the general field of Artificial Intelligence, it's an extremely interesting subject. I am deeply skeptical of the LLM/GPT products that are being deceptively sold to people as "AI solutions" or claiming to be the science fiction of Artificial General Intelligence. The cult-like following developing around them is even more disturbing, it is like something from Dune or W40K.

Please learn how these things actually work, even on a basic level, before making such wild claims.

#ai

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Something that fascinates me, and maybe this is just my mostly Irish and Scottish heritage coming through, but I have never viewed the "UK" as a "country". It is true the "UK" is a sovereign state but it is composed of 3.2 countries that don't really see eye to eye and don't get me started on "English culture" because that is at least three or four distinct cultures. Even the first part of my life in England, it was *always* England we lived in. Never "The United Kingdom".
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
Ah, I see FFG are trying to do the "High Vis and Helmets are going to be mandatory for pedal cyclists" authoritarian bullshit again. 🙃 A high vis vest wont make me more visible to drivers, but a trans pride flag cape would make me more visible and rapidly increase the likelihood that "fellow" motorists would murder me. #sarcasm #iepol #fuckffg #cycling #ireland #bullshit #transrightsarehumanrights
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago

Good Morning! 🌅

#galway #ireland #morning #photography

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago

I hate to say it, but I wish people would realise the Irish Government can't really do anything about fuel prices. Yes, they can reduce excise duty, but only so much before that causes other problems. Protesting the price of Diesel isn't going to achieve much right now. Making EVs affordable to the average person and removing the tarrifs on Chinese EVs would be much better.

#FuelPrices #Ireland #Diesel #motoring

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago

Good morning! 🌅

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago

Wow, businesses and people really do abuse Open Street Map without thinking. I don't get why people don't respect the licences and tile usage policies, it really isn't that hard and they aren't complicated policies to comply with.

#OpenStreetMap

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@jernej__s@infosec.exchange @rowat_c@mastodon.social @emf@social.emfcamp.org Quislings!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago

Getting very annoyed at the "just buy an electric car" crowd. Even second hand the cost *to buy* one is still prohibitive and one is going to give me a loan right now when at best I'm taking home just over a grand a month.

/rant

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago

Well, I think I'm just going to watch TV and pretend I didn't see this earlier...

#galway #ireland #collectiveinsanity #worldgonemad #Lucozade #aldi

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago

How on earth is this sort of thing legal? This is simply a slum. It's ironic because I believe houses such as this were used as such from the early 1800s to mid 20th century. This is just neo-colonialism. Creation of slums needs to be banned.

https://www.thejournal.ie/clare-street-dublin-bed-spaces-7007748-Apr2026

#Ireland #slumlords #landlordscum #neocolonialism

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@mawhrin @Rycochet @zzt Theranos are hilarious to me. They're the company everyone believed in 2015 when no one took the start up I was co-founder of seriously, despite the fact we had actual science behind it.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 4mo ago
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@allancavanagh@mastodon.social @stancarey@mastodon.ie @clickhere@mastodon.ie some of the trains finally have the Dutch/German style bike spaces. Which is nice.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jacqueline@chaos.social It's shocking how convinced people are by simplistic demos and snake oil salespeople. It's like an evangelical religion. The Eliza Effect is known for almost sixty years, yet people are lapping up LLM/GPT use without realising how wrong, imperfect and downright dangerous these tools can be.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nyrath @hobbs @gsuberland I have a Radio Shack "Engineer's Mini Notebook" probably bought in Tandy for 555 circuits too. I think the Blue one was an English book - it was very extensive. There was a TV pattern generator in it that I found fascinating but never build (I was probably 10 years old and didn't understand enough yet). I can still build 555 circuits from my head! 🤣
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago
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@16af93@wetdry.world @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social ah, the "Irish Gauge" solution. Also well known in parts of Australia.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
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@Hex@kolektiva.social and a century later, they are (very slowly) rebuilding the much needed tram and train lines that should never have been ripped up in the first place.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago

Galway City Council are hilarious:

No Dogs! 🚫🐕
No Bicycles! 🚳
No People! 🚷
Cars Permitted! ✅🚗

#motordom #galway #ireland

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
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@emf@social.emfcamp.org Thank you!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago

History repeats itself like an Eagle's Claw reaching into the past for a couple of burnt out helicopters... 🙃

https://youtu.be/x1U1Ue_5kq8?is=YrqF11eJftNG9LjZ

Killing Joke - Eighties

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social (Nation) States claim a "Monopoly on violence". I personally don't agree this is legitimate, because all such authority is immoral as it will inevitably be abused.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@EUCommission Obviously not counting Ireland because Ireland doesn't have universal healthcare despite being an EU country...
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago
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That was remarkably easy!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Mara It looks like Cork without cars.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@gcoleman @EUCommission Even if you're a citizen, not having health insurance is a gamble. Primarily because it takes so long to get seen. I'm really struggling to pay the arrears on mine right now due to lack of work.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@Twotired@universeodon.com I worked on computer vision stuff in 2012-2013. It's absolutely fascinating stuff and I'd love to mess around with it again. AI chatbots aren't even a new thing either, they're just being marketed as a "new" because the Transformer ANN circuitry makes them appear better at interaction, but it doesn't make them self-aware, reliable or sentient. All the Eliza effect like problems happening now have known about for decades - the difference is it is being mass marketed.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago

For some reason I have just been reminded of Unpleasant Horse, a parody of Robot Unicorn Attack, I wonder if you have preserved it? @gamesthatwerent@mastodon.world

I remember playing a prototype of this and laughing uncontrolably at my desk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unpleasant_Horse

#deadgames

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago
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@nyrath @hobbs @gsuberland oh I meant as in "Published in England".
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 5mo ago
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@nyrath @hobbs @gsuberland I still have that book somewhere! 😁
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 10mo ago
Boosted by @ferrix@mastodon.online
I'm looking for any games, mobile or even web dev work. I can code in multiple programming languages (C/Java/Python/Lua & more). I am familiar with Godot & Unreal I can do mobile & retro dev. Anything, contracting, freelance, if you know any leads or if anyone is looking to hire. Shares appreciated. #getfedihiredhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/alanna-kelly-1a301753/
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@kenney@mastodon.gamedev.place ooh nice!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@mttn @EUCommission Most prices are limited by law here but have been going up rapidly over the last few years.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@RcrdSgrd@mastodon.ie @Twotired@universeodon.com It's been known about since the first AI chatbots were made in the mid 1960s - it's just fascinating how many people don't know about it!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@Twotired@universeodon.com I worked with an artist on an art project back in 2015. It was an FSM written in Python playing a well matched video loop recorded by an actress. It was running an OpenCV face detector and a really basic human voice detector. Based on conditions it played varying sections of the video loop. It was running on a Raspberry Pi and put in a black booth with a TV. It was presented as an "AI therapist" and people genuinely thought this random video player was talking to them!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@codebyjeff@hachyderm.io writing code with the so-called "AI" is probably slower TBQFH.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website Thank you for making this!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@clickhere@mastodon.ie @Twotired@universeodon.com and they have been for years. The difference is business people have found something mass marketable in the chat bot interface plus LLM/GPT combination and are *milking* it.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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@codebyjeff@hachyderm.io every time my IDE updates it switches "AI" autocomplete back on. It is extremely annoying more than anything else.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 6mo ago
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It's a good belt TBQH!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 3mo ago
Hi folks, I'm really in a tough financial position at the moment. If you can offer any help or even if you need programming or electronics tuition or something or if you have any gamedev or coding work. I need to cover €400 of bills tomorrow and I have €15. I have 30 hours a month but it just isn't enough to pay bills after busineess overheads. https://ko-fi.com/alannakelly #getfedihired #MutualAidRequest #lookingforwork
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 2mo ago
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@justvanrossum@typo.social Beauty!
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 7mo ago
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@mike805@noc.social @redsad@ohai.social yep, it's all just tribal warfare and gangsterism.
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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie
· 8mo ago
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@alfiekohn@sciences.social Absolutely agree but I doubt I will be able to convince family to drop WhatsApp groups.
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