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I am over 18. I am here to make friends, so please interact nicely. I am married, and while you are gorgeous, I am not here to flirt: don't take it personally if I don't fave anything.
This dad supports trans rights, so if you're scraping profile keywords to harass people you can go through me first.
Trying to improve on the antiracism front and open to being called out if I'm falling short on that.
I cw things.
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gonna tell my kids this was the Gartner hype cycle
millennials have swapped the mid-life crisis for the mid-crisis life
tldr - too long, did not read
tdlr - under 3, cannot read
Stage one is always deciding what to call it, since calling it what it is is unacceptable.
Not war, a police action or a special military operation. War would be illegal!
Not repression, security. Restrictions are a small price to pay for freedom!
Not ethnic cleansing, remigration. Ethnic cleansing is what Nazis do!
Not genocide. Better not to speak of it at all. Anything else would be needlessly inflammatory! Especially with the upcoming election.
There's always an upcoming election.
Intimate grooming? You mean trimming the hog hedge
Basically expecting right-wing Christians to care about Jesus or the bible is like expecting Freemasons to do your garden wall without charging you. Yes, it's in the name, but
Idea: consistent email/username -> alert sound mapping. Instead of undifferentiated MS Teams bloops you get a procedurally-generated unique alert based on who is actually messaging which you can learn to recognise, and even keep track of the overall rhythm of a chat by sound alone
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Did Parkrun this morning, beginning my day of #5k2couch
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Helped move a large broken car off the road, because sometimes you need a Big Friendly Guy for these things
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Got a chainsaw (well, a wire saw) for cheap from an actual shop
if you're truly sorry for having great tits and correct opinions, that's racked with guilt
business protip: if any task is discovered and needs to be done, demonstrate your professionalism by asking why it isn't done already. The most successful business leaders honed this skill in the back of their parents' cars.
It's the mome raths, Sir: they've outgrabe!
I should tarry. Don't do enough tarrying really. Get into tarrymaxxing. 🤔️
I don't want to use AI, but I would quite like to tell people at work that I don't have any tokens left and they should ask again another time.
"Sorry guys, context switches have run out for today, I'm just going to keep doing what I was doing for a bit"
shout out to this headline
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@amiserabilist@beige.party they train you on SERE - Survive, Evade capture, Resist, and Escape.
Survival is the only one which isn't already a core toddler skill
leveraging AI to verify identity on social media by writing a bot that messages all users with "a/s/l?"
hit me up, vcs and legislators
I looked it up, and Blazing Saddles did that amazing overly-long absurdist cutaway gag before Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane was 1 year old.
Happy 100th Mel Brooks
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@docpop OK, but Giger-designed Catwoman would have shaken things up beyond even the original Tim Burton version
uspol q
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@Misofist this is some Ken MacLeod shit
(Also love how Joe public is largely oblivious to this furious and weird battle for the future)
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@silverspookgames congratulations, and I am downloading now! I enjoyed Neofeud a lot
(Next, finding time to play games.......,,.,.)
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@amiserabilist@beige.party @revndm@queer.cool ambition unlocked (no chance of getting all of them up, mind, but I want to at least touch the orbs)
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@sacha my init.org renders to a 25 page PDF, and I love that that makes me simultaneously irredeemably geeky and also at least one factor of ten away from the Real Ones
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anyway anyone want to try my new AI fedi scraper service
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@wim_v12e@tilde.zone I'm not too surprised: you being willing to entertain my semi-informed questions on AI and sustainability (on another server) has been one of the highlights of being on here, and has shaped my thinking about computing and sustainability
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@MikeDunnAuthor@kolektiva.social minor correction: they were elected from the regional list, not the constituency (it's designed to mitigate the "winner takes all" element of first-past-the-post constituency elections, so if you don't win in a constituency, people can vote for your party and at a regional level)
Still great to see Tamil representation and gender diversity hitting Holyrood!
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@Yuvalne@433.world @helplessduck@beige.party Feeling like I just got unlucky walking into a bug (although ISTR Firefox on iPhone is just Safari's engine with different spoilers... could be wrong on that one)
OK, I'm about to do a casual shared document thing (set list for potential live music)
This is a classical Google Doc use case, but like most sensible folks I am moving away from US big tech.
Is there something:
- shareable/editable without a login (private link)
- non-big tech
- civilian-friendly
- mobile compatible
Yes I do want recommendations, if NextCloud can so this, that would be just fine, I am probably not going to self-host for this.
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@benjohn@todon.nl No PII etc, no serious security requirements... I want to share with other outdoorsy youth group leaders, so the tolerance for complexity is limited. Feels like something that exists out there.
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@helplessduck@beige.party Yes! Thank you for the recommendation. I'm on the fence for using it since it didn't work fully for my mobile, but it's clearly cool and good
Manually typed in copy.fail on an offline puter, did indeed get root (and sore fingers)
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@KaraLG84@dragonscave.space @christineburns@mastodon.green lmao exactly what I thought.
Great Scott!
(also I really want to compare this with turn of the century estimates to see how we're doing)
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@raymierussell @realtegan @mekkaokereke every time I see a queue at the ticket barriers of a train station... "How much are we paying to install and maintain obstacles to using public transport?"
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Did an impromptu barbecue and let a few neighbour kids toast marshmallows
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Watched Rambo: First Blood part II with kid1, who rolled his eyes at the eeeevil Russians and otherwise loved it
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Ordered a second hand rucksack from a cosy online shop in preparation for more outdoor adventures with a second person
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@rek Diot Coke predates full sugar by 6 centuries
https://historyfacts.com/world-history/fact/a-woman-named-diot-coke-was-born-in-the-middle-ages/
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@ami_angelwings@urusai.social the first half hour of 2001: A Space Odyssey
The life of a bullet scene at the start of Lord of War
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@kaffeehaeferl@wien.rocks @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems @Daveography@yeg.bike that's what he would have said if the Ides had involved less stabbing, more smothering