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Chris Simpson

@chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
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Scatterbrained software developer and cat-herding coach, researching brain science and STILL trying to build a web app currently called ZealPad designed to help folk (especially scatterbrained folk) get things done.

#neuroscience #software #adhd #music #dogs #biking #hiking #cello #guitar #longlists

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Joined November 21, 2022
Most Recent Abandoned Blog:
https://blog.feelbettersoftware.ca/
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 4d ago
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We tried to sneak out and take Henry (the high-energy three-year-old springer) on a good long forest hike, but Buddy (the thirteen-year-old springer) used up one of his very few daily turbo tokens to get past us and hopped into the car. So we made the best of it and split into two teams as soon as Buddy ran out of juice. I then took him for a long drink of water and helped him back into the car, and we listened to an audiobook while we waited for the other team. He was very pleased with himself. #DogsOfMastodon
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 2w ago
I do love the notes I leave to myself for the next day (when I remember to do so). Today's is rather brief though: "YOU ARE HERE: you broke everything!!!!" #coding
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Gaolaitch@cupoftea.social if I think about three very different situations that I consider joyous, then joy, to me, is about rhythm, focus and control (or confidence, not sure). First example: I'm mountain biking a technical descent at a speed that clears my brain of everything except for the immediate challenges ahead. I'm making rapid decisions and everything is flowing so well, the front tyre feels like an extension of my body. I reach the bottom and I'm buzzing and realise I'm wearing a huge daft grin. Second example: I'm with a small group of friends or family with whom I can let my guard down (or a couple of drinks might let it down for me) and the conversation/banter is flowing at just the right rate for us to collectively paint a hilarious or fascinating picture. Third example: I'm playing cello with my ensemble group and somehow, despite us attempting to play a tricky allegro at the speed it's supposed to be played, everything comes together just for a moment, and it sounds heavenly.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Just swam in a lake! That might not sound like headline news unless you've heard my shrieks for each new inch of skin that gets submerged.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@codinghorror@infosec.exchange This is wonderful but it still seems a way off from being "unconditional". The closer a system like this gets to unconditional, the more dramatic the reduction in administration costs. I can see, even from your replies, that we still have a long way to go before this is readily accepted. People would rather rage about the potential for "scroungers" than end suffering.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social @emilymbender@dair-community.social @alex@dair-community.social sweet, just found out there's an audiobook version and its on libro fm, so it's now in my collection!
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I was so pleased with myself for wiping my troubled System 76 clean and putting Pop OS on it last week.

Today I had my first google meet and, apart from sound, mic, and video, everything went great.

#linux

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Linux is annoying because, depending how fast each of my monitors wake up, I sometimes get the same content on both.

Linux is great because I can write a script to fix that, then create a file that lets me add it to the launcher bar, so I can fix it instantly with a single click instead of having to turn a monitor off and on again.

(Yeah sure, so maybe I did spend just a little too long making an SVG icon for my shortcut, too. And yes, I could have added this to a startup script but I'd forget about that and therefore I'd enjoy less smugness)

#linux

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social great list. I tried to deny the excellence of Father Ted ever since Graham Lineham turned out to be a baddy all along, but then I think about kicking Bishop Brennan in the arse, or "this is small, Dougal, and this is far away", or my lovely horse (written by The Divine Comedy, as was the title theme), or a DJ set with Ghost Town by The Specials as the only record they have so it's just on repeat. Perhaps this is rose-tinted retro-spectacles but when I think of the humour, there's almost no punching down at all, it's all just everyone is beautifully flawed.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@dianea The goose is playing the role of "AI" spectacularly #ai
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dgar that's not proper pi, I think you're missing some pieces of eight.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kernellogger I live in hope that one day I'll be yelled at by Linus
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

Can very much recommend the audiobook
Doppleganger written and narrated by Naomi Klein. Was putting it off for such a long time because I couldn't imagine how deep and interesting a book about someone getting confused with another person could be.

Second listen complete and I just started Crisis Engineering by Marina Nitze, Matthew Weaver and Mikey Dickerson. So far so good.

#books #audiobook

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@iwein @infobeautiful hmm, I think this is a little misrepresented. The diagram says it's how many people "tried and liked" the cuisine, not which cuisine they "preferred". Given the universal nature of McDonald's, the American result makes more sense.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@xinit @dianea no, it didn't seem sloppery to me. The original post described the video as an allegory, I was joining in, imagining myself as the person trying to avoid AI (played by the goose) but it ends up in my devices anyway.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@deFractal@infosec.exchange @davidho@mastodon.world Harbour Air have had a plan to replace their entire fleet with electric planes for about 5 years. No idea how that's going but I know they have flown a bunch of test flights.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social oh and there's the dancing priest, the one who asks "how much did you pay for the door Ted?" before proceeding to smash it up to prove what a bad door it is, and the depressed priest who they "cure" with pop music who then hears some Radiohead on the bus on the way home as it begins raining.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party don't need to download a mobile app to operate?
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kibcol1049 I hope you drank the delicious nectar that was in the bottle first
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jwz same for capitalizing the first letter of my email address or forcing spaces after the dots in it.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@iwein oh, I wasn't suggesting you were doing the misrepresenting, it was the wording of the original Mastodon post that most likely mislead you
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

A little disappointed that we finally reached the current episode of The Pitt yesterday meaning that we are rationed to one episode per week now.

Its so damn good.

And I'm glad it's becoming popular. I much prefer my television heroes being members of the caring classes, battling not just injury and disease, but bureaucracy, ignorance and the status quo, than those licensed to use violence to enforce the status quo.

#tv

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vees hmm, is lead poisoning routinely tested for? Also, I suspect it would have to be combined with another issue that initially throws everyone off the scent.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@donni suspect if more of us got the first, more of us would get the second
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@endeavorance I've bent so many trying to scoop up tables
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@JB105 assuming you mean Ozric Tentacles, I'm afraid not. It's literally been decades so I'm gonna take a look early next week and try and find the albums that I once had on CD.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

I know it's not quite the same style but Angine de Poitrine really reminds me of Ozric Tentacles (who I was lucky enough to experience live in Exeter in the 90s). Must try and locate their old records again.

#music

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@LifeTimeCooking Sunday :)
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Xibanya@mastodon.xyz what does "efb" stand for?
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Xibanya@mastodon.xyz thanks
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@gorobar I love how he can change his fur colour to blend into his surroundings.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Woah, seems like I missed her first two albums but this is crazy good.

Kim Gordon - PLAY ME

https://boomkat.com/products/play-me-468ef421-c71b-4064-b62c-20a1a4a457df

#music

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Spellchecker just suggested "idiocrasy" after my third attempt at trying to spell "bureaucracy". I think it's developing a sense of humour.

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

I just wrote about the often unexpected hazards of switching from troubled times to good at a company which I entitled:

The calm storm before the stormy calm

And now I'd like to receive some sort of writing award please.

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@b_age @iamada I also read it as "ruin", still checks out.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk Nice. I'd be tempted to write at the top of a blank page: "What would I do if I won..." Then I'd write a selection of numbers ranging from the lowest possible amount I think it might be to the highest down the left hand side. Then have 10 minutes of fun filling in each option.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Just had a dark thought.

What if most people, when walking down a long corridor, never bother to defocus their eyes and bank their head from side to side a little, pretending their view is from the cockpit of an x-wing fighter zooming through the trenches of a death star?

Surely not. What a dull life that must be.

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

My stupid brain is now trying to find exceptions to this perfectly reasonable and thoughtful post.

For example, in winter, the people of the Faroe Islands might have to invade another country to get adequate sunshine to produce solar power.

@greenpeace@mastodon.social

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

This morning's challenge is to decide whether or not to scowl at yesterday me.

My work notes end abruptly and there is nothing to inform today me of where I got to. This would have been especially helpful given that I seem to be halfway through dismantling something important to make it work better.

On the other hand, yesterday me's reason for abandoning work part way through was to give the dogs a walk before cooking a rather splendid family dinner.

I think I'll let yesterday me off with a shrug.

#coding

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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vees never saw THAT episode of House
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@davetansley@mastodon.world Black Midi!
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social must be the US because in other parts of the world the horses would know how to unionize and sieze those apples :)
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aral @donni indeed! I have absolutely no doubt there is a two way causal relationship between sleep quality and social well-being
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@scavello @thomasjwebb this might be meaningful or meaningless to you, but I got a kick out of it https://number.wang
number.wang
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa I answered "developer" but I sometimes say "engineer" when I know it might annoy a nearby person who feels overly strongly that only people with a very specific qualification should be allowed to call themselves engineers. It's childish of me, but I find it amusing. Programming to me seems to be a subset of development, though with the current sloppy nature of software development, I'm thinking of calling myself a "small batch artisanal software developer" for absolute clarity.
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jascha sometimes it can be 2 or 3 but you still think it was 1
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social it's always jazz
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
@andymckay@mastodon.social Happy Birthday!
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@erin lol. Best of luck with both the date and the weird, puritanical "hard work = virtue" ethics of your client!
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Chris Simpson @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@masukomi so sorry, that really sucks.
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