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I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.
Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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Joined December 30, 2024
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I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I let myself have TikTok. I already get sucked into reading your shit-awful text posts all day .
“at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”
- me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in
can you use chopsticks?
can you use chopsticks?
My Instacart shopper just sent me a photo of the space between some pallets at Costco where the San Pellegrino might have been if it were in stock, it’s so adorable
I also plead Not Guilty to getting drunk and flipping Tiger Woods’ car
We all survived my first trip away from the girls. Nice to be home 😍
Yo mama so fat she went for a swim in the Persian Gulf and blocked access to 20% of global oil supply
fine, jorts.horse, I’ll look up “littoral”
Yesterday is history. tomorrow’s a mystery. But today is a gift, and that’s why they call it 4/20
Siri, schedule a post for Sept 1: Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple!
Jerk store announces series C, valued at YOU.
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@uncle_vinny@ohai.social @senj@surf.cyberspace.club this ratio is really messing up my day. Can’t stop thinking about why I’d express this idea with a ratio. You only need one of these near your house, right? What would be wrong with having more Chipotles in the area
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@plut0nian happy for you, hope you feel light and untethered but somehow more of this world
worked harder on this than you might guess
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures this is not the first thing you’ve posted that I’ve copied into my obsidian vault
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@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp I do mine rotisserie. Each post is shaved fresh off the slowly rotating stack
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 20th 2026 (Easy), in 05:12
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all just one big meteorology innit bruv
what are you all the chief of
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@thecrushedviolet@mstdn.games when I learned about the soap thing, I thought “oh that explains why this is on so many tasty dishes but is awful and overpowering.” So I figured I must have the gene.
Over time, I have come to really like the flavor of cilantro. It is really strong and unique, but I probably wouldn’t say “soapy” anymore.
Also what does soap taste like? Wouldn’t soap be kind of a blank canvas and any flavors or smells are added in?
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@kottke thanks! I just set up the eclipse on my lock screen and an earthrise as my home screen. It’s a cool transition because Earth takes the place of the Moon (and Sun) when I swipe up 😎
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@thecrushedviolet@mstdn.games anyway, for these reasons I did not select one of the options in the poll :)
How long do you think Daft Punk debated the name for Around the World?