Uncle Vinny

@sk76@mastodon.ie I’m still using cheap wired earbuds, and am pretty happy with them. I catch the cord more often than I should, so I worry a bit about whether I’m ruining the headphone jack, but so far my phones have hung in there and died/aged in other ways. So, there’s an alternative for ya!

@gregthemiller "your heart was totally in the right place"

@senj@surf.cyberspace.club “my last place was almost paradise, but the Crumbl:Chikfila:Chipotle ratio was horrible, like 1:2:1.5.”

@hipsterelectron @arichtman “I don’t understand this, yet it clearly holds immense power” is my catchphrase of the week now! 🥰

@chad I need a giant hand to streak from the sky and slap me when I open Instagram

@the_etrain@beige.party Kenneth Williams as C-3PO! I mean, we already sort of had him as Darth: https://youtu.be/QCeg9AyFWVw

@Z@jorts.horse bet it has a nutty aftertaste!

@chad for a glorious moment, it might’ve been Ur-Hound the Whirl 🎵🎶🐶 Ur-Hound the Whirl 🐶🎶🎵 Ur-Hound the Whirl 🎵🐶🎶

@todayonscreen@xoxo.zone hey, welcome back!

@poopypubes@jorts.horse @carnitas@jorts.horse push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo push the tempo

@Popehat@mastodon.social Hopefully the community will pitch in with translations. Here, I'll get us started with Pig Latin: "ine-fay! it's-way Ico-ray! are-way oo-yay appy-hay ow-nay?"

I’ve never posted anything on social media that was this popular, and likely never will again. Be sure to visit David Malik’s very funny comic strip! https://wondermark.com/c/1566/

@ashenwave@mastodon.art you could make those sharks look a little angrier, IMO!