it's lovely how windows will randomly run executables for shady proprietary launchers when you plug in a mouse or keyboard from some of those "gaming" brands
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hi!~ I like to make videogames and draw my own pixel art 
gender is still confusing, but mostly in a sort of girl way 
your mental image of me is that of a blob cat enthusiastically nodding fast 
if you're reading this, you are now required by fedi law to go wishlist iris blade on steam (it's my game! 
) https://store.steampowered.com/app/4105270/Iris_Blade/ i'll be sharing the emotional rollercoaster that is its development here, so stay tuned :3c
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friendly reminder to rotate your name and pronouns if your data has been recently found in a security breach 
there was a 10 minute blackout but my UPS held like a champ, I even had internet throughout all of it
100% uptime at celes cloud, I wish big tech was half as reliable as my homelab 
100% uptime at celes cloud, I wish big tech was half as reliable as my homelab it's important to work lazily, but not lazily like a human, lazily like haskell
they ask you to do some bs task? just call it done, more often than not people aren't gonna check whether you did the thing, the thing was inconsequential busywork
if they ever check what you did you just tell them: "oh wow the file got corrputed, how could this ever happen?" and then do the task
it makes me super happy to finally be able to show the capsule / box art as well as a name reveal for Iris Blade! the next game of my little studio, the one you've likely seen me share around here :bunhdhappy:
the art was made by kali, same artist who did the capsule for carrot survivors. you can find her on instagram @Kalisdr_art. she's done art for other games, and if you enjoy the style, I'm told commissions are now open!!
for those curious, you can find a bit more details in the official announcement: https://community.carrot-games.com/viewtopic.php?p=42#p42
nya 
I let a pill slightly dissolve in my tongue while I was looking for water
that was two hours ago, the aftertaste still hasn't left me 
it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted
it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tastedBoosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
I, once again, underestimated my ability to mistype "poison" as "posion"
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this is what I mean, top one is my edit, bottom one is from the asset pack
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@gardencourt@tech.lgbt even the mirror is like: "girl, have you seen yourself? :neocat_glare:"
I can't believe I own my own pirate radio station stream, reality is so cyberpunk
come join us if you want to see some gamedev action 
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@aldaan@tech.lgbt @gardencourt@tech.lgbt
:blobfoxdrakedislike: peer review
:blobfoxdrakelike: rozview
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this could've gone very, very wrong, but let's not think about it
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potser m'he passat, però esque de veritat, aquesta tonteria ve de d'uns quants penjats de l'altra banda del toll, portem prenent oli d'oliva amb el menjar durant mil·lenis, deixem de fer el ridícul si us plau us ho demano
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@gardencourt@tech.lgbt when tap water is so dense you could build a house with it but not boil pasta been there
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@hsza@social.tudbut.de it's not even that hard, I do nothing and computers keep running :pensive_bread:
I do have an aura of computer fixing so that no computer can ever malfunction near me, but that's just a normal thing to have as a computertoucher
one more day of SQLite in production with no issues
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here it is using bad instruments just for extra silliness
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@gardencourt no recs because I wouldn't know, but yay for roz..salyn!! 
edit still thinking about that post
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@malva claro, pero eso pasó de moda cuando descubrimos que el futuro era ver las pelis desde el metaverso, ¿no? 
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@ck0 yes I know sorry I just take every chance I have to show people that horrendous gitlab landing page, it keeps getting worse every time I share it
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@kasdeya thank you!!
I feel the same about it too, I think it will do a great job at catching people's eyes :bunhdhappy:
now back to making a game that will live up to its capsule-induced expectations
I feel the same about it too, I think it will do a great job at catching people's eyes :bunhdhappy:
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@mattgrayyes find something to dip in the mayo, and maybe find some people willing to collaborate
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place excellent to be read as an adjective that means "with qualities attributable to Microsoft Excel"
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@zaire I appreciate the feedback ^^ but the art is pretty final, only minor touches would be possible at this point
that said I really like the sword design! so no regrets on my side there :blobcatthinking:
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@stage7 ni me n'havia adonat que, a sobre, és una interferència del castellà, tota la raó :nkoThink:
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@leonzi @malva claro que se pueden ver pelis en el fediverso! :3
es un poco lento, pero por ejemplo aquí puedes ver la serie de pokemon entera frame a frame https://mastodon.social/@pkmnframes
https://mastodon.social/@pkmnframes